peckerhead 0 #1 December 6, 2003 http://www.thespark.com/ I took the test and I got until 2043 at the age of 81. COOL! now I can take more chances! The funny thing is I went back and took it again only I lied about skydiving and "other" tobacco use. That shortened my life by twenty years. I guess I better keep chewing and jumping. ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 December 6, 2003 http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #3 December 6, 2003 I probably should of died a few years ago.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #4 December 6, 2003 Shit. Said I have 20 minutes to go. How many cigarettes and gin can I consume in that time frame? What's the record? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #5 December 6, 2003 I think you could die now __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jib 0 #6 December 6, 2003 HH needs to make you a light/siren looking icon! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kpjumps 0 #7 December 6, 2003 QuoteI think you could die now Damn, he's good!Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites alanab 0 #8 December 6, 2003 February 1, 2058 at the age of 75 years old. most likely from a horrible accident Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #9 December 6, 2003 October 17, 2041 at the age of 70 years old Horrible Accident (18%) Heart Attack (13%) Electrolysis (9%) Drowning (9%) Cancer (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Wild Animal Mauling (7%) Alcoholism (6%) HUH? Hehehehehehe, maybe.....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #10 December 6, 2003 What about electrolysis WHILE drinking? Have to be good odds for THAT!!! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #11 December 6, 2003 LMAO! Funny. Actually, that heart attack crap scares me. Shit like that is a major reason I quit smoking.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Daizey 0 #12 December 6, 2003 February 16, 2074 at the age of 89 years old. Will most likely die from: Cancer (27%) Horrible Accident (15%) Alcoholism (8%) Drowning (8%) Homicide (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) Heart Attack (5%) *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skipro101 0 #13 December 6, 2003 I will live to 2065 and then die of a horrible accident. ah well, by that time hell will have frozen over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #14 December 6, 2003 Come on now... there is a bias in that test. how many sexual partners have you had..... and how many sexual partners have you had unprotected.. for those of us who were adults in the 70's... that was not so hard to doNowadays you gotta be nutz to do something like that. And as far as Team sex... oh never mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RedassSkychic 0 #15 December 6, 2003 gotta love the 9% chance of death from alien abduction.. i had no idea they were so common.... "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #16 December 6, 2003 I checked Ivan's link, since I knew i took this test before (I remembered the skulls). From that test, WHEN I STILL SMOKED, I got this; Quote And from that one: You can expect to die on: July 5, 2043 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (18%) Heart Attack (14%) Cancer (12%) Electrolysis (8%) Alien Abduction (5%) Drowning (5%) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slowfaller 0 #17 December 6, 2003 dead at 57 from cancer (35%) April 30th 2039 Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver51 0 #18 December 6, 2003 May, 14 2007. Age 55. Hell i'm 52 now. Oh well can't live forever. Can bet your ass I will be having fun when I go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #19 December 6, 2003 September 2, 2042 at the age of 62 years old ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VectorBoy 0 #20 December 6, 2003 Death by electorlysis? No way, you have to submit to get bit. And I'm not until they come up with the cheap Yeti plan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #21 December 6, 2003 I will die: April 30, 2051 at the age of 67 years old. I have 39% chance of dying of cancer. That sucks.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bch7773 0 #22 December 6, 2003 RIP sept 1 2050 Cancer (21%) Horrible Accident (19%) Heart Attack (12%) Wild Animal Mauling (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Drowning (5%) and uhhh I went back and did it again, this time if I had magically gained 40 pounds and like tripled my sex parters... and they were all unprotected. somehow, I now live 2 years longer! I guess I should eat some pie, then go get some prostitutes and check out this on my fake one: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) beats me how they came up with that MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJatLarge 0 #23 December 6, 2003 Dead Dec, 22, 2041 at 70 years old from heart disease........ not bad i guess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheRus 0 #24 December 6, 2003 You can expect to die on: October 28, 2024 at the age of 52 years old. Heart Attack (19%) Cancer (19%) Homicide (8%) Horrible Accident (8%) Alien Abduction (7%) Drowning (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Darius11 12 #25 December 6, 2003 June 3, 2049 at the age of 73 years old.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
tunaplanet 0 #4 December 6, 2003 Shit. Said I have 20 minutes to go. How many cigarettes and gin can I consume in that time frame? What's the record? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 December 6, 2003 I think you could die now __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #6 December 6, 2003 HH needs to make you a light/siren looking icon! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpjumps 0 #7 December 6, 2003 QuoteI think you could die now Damn, he's good!Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #8 December 6, 2003 February 1, 2058 at the age of 75 years old. most likely from a horrible accident Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 December 6, 2003 October 17, 2041 at the age of 70 years old Horrible Accident (18%) Heart Attack (13%) Electrolysis (9%) Drowning (9%) Cancer (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Wild Animal Mauling (7%) Alcoholism (6%) HUH? Hehehehehehe, maybe.....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 December 6, 2003 What about electrolysis WHILE drinking? Have to be good odds for THAT!!! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 December 6, 2003 LMAO! Funny. Actually, that heart attack crap scares me. Shit like that is a major reason I quit smoking.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #12 December 6, 2003 February 16, 2074 at the age of 89 years old. Will most likely die from: Cancer (27%) Horrible Accident (15%) Alcoholism (8%) Drowning (8%) Homicide (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) Heart Attack (5%) *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipro101 0 #13 December 6, 2003 I will live to 2065 and then die of a horrible accident. ah well, by that time hell will have frozen over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 December 6, 2003 Come on now... there is a bias in that test. how many sexual partners have you had..... and how many sexual partners have you had unprotected.. for those of us who were adults in the 70's... that was not so hard to doNowadays you gotta be nutz to do something like that. And as far as Team sex... oh never mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #15 December 6, 2003 gotta love the 9% chance of death from alien abduction.. i had no idea they were so common.... "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #16 December 6, 2003 I checked Ivan's link, since I knew i took this test before (I remembered the skulls). From that test, WHEN I STILL SMOKED, I got this; Quote And from that one: You can expect to die on: July 5, 2043 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (18%) Heart Attack (14%) Cancer (12%) Electrolysis (8%) Alien Abduction (5%) Drowning (5%) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #17 December 6, 2003 dead at 57 from cancer (35%) April 30th 2039 Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #18 December 6, 2003 May, 14 2007. Age 55. Hell i'm 52 now. Oh well can't live forever. Can bet your ass I will be having fun when I go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 December 6, 2003 September 2, 2042 at the age of 62 years old ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #20 December 6, 2003 Death by electorlysis? No way, you have to submit to get bit. And I'm not until they come up with the cheap Yeti plan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #21 December 6, 2003 I will die: April 30, 2051 at the age of 67 years old. I have 39% chance of dying of cancer. That sucks.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #22 December 6, 2003 RIP sept 1 2050 Cancer (21%) Horrible Accident (19%) Heart Attack (12%) Wild Animal Mauling (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Drowning (5%) and uhhh I went back and did it again, this time if I had magically gained 40 pounds and like tripled my sex parters... and they were all unprotected. somehow, I now live 2 years longer! I guess I should eat some pie, then go get some prostitutes and check out this on my fake one: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) beats me how they came up with that MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #23 December 6, 2003 Dead Dec, 22, 2041 at 70 years old from heart disease........ not bad i guess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #24 December 6, 2003 You can expect to die on: October 28, 2024 at the age of 52 years old. Heart Attack (19%) Cancer (19%) Homicide (8%) Horrible Accident (8%) Alien Abduction (7%) Drowning (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #25 December 6, 2003 June 3, 2049 at the age of 73 years old.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
