StearmanR985 0 #1 December 8, 2003 ...For my first hard open? It was on my grad dive, and we have it on video. I have bruises on both inner thighs, anyone wanna to see? Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #2 December 8, 2003 Did you say first? Then you owe beer. You'll learn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #3 December 8, 2003 yes you owe beer and yes we wanna see Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #4 December 8, 2003 Quote...For my first hard open? It was on my grad dive, and we have it on video. I have bruises on both inner thighs, anyone wanna to see? Jeff You said it not me . Also if you have to ask (i think) that's grounds for beer too. Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #5 December 8, 2003 So he owes beer for the hard opening and owes beer for asking? Crap that means I owe beer for asking about his askingBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 December 8, 2003 How many "Firsts" can be acumulated on one jump though - He said it was his graduation dive, right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #7 December 8, 2003 Quote Do I Owe Beer... If you have to ask, then the answer is yes.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StearmanR985 0 #8 December 8, 2003 Well hell, I had too many firsts this weekend!! Screw the ice chest, guess I better load the back of my truck with ice and brew next time I head out. Now for that USPA membership....Can't wait to meet some of you DZ.commers at YOUR home DZ's. I know, I need more jumps before I travel to other DZ's, I am working on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #9 December 8, 2003 Beer is the answer!...What was the question?"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkm2500 0 #10 December 8, 2003 BEEEEEERRR!!! congrats on your graduation, and always blame a hard open on the packer.....they will say it was body position.The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KolibrieLinda 0 #11 December 8, 2003 Quoteyes you owe beer and yes we wanna see Couldn't agree more. But... wait a minute...this means I owe a lot of beer for my first ditchlanding. My first cowdungeon landing, etc etc. Poeh I've never paid up though! S**t you gave me a very big "I owe people". Ok my tip to you. Don't ask next time you have one of your firsts It'll cost you a lot of money especially in the beginning Edited to say: You do owe beer for your grad. Congratulations with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #12 December 8, 2003 Just for Graduating... Congratulations..My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #13 December 8, 2003 hehe... bruises suck. The rotten landing I had three weeks ago left a bruise in the PERFECT shape of the harness. You could completely see the outline of chest strap, leg straps, shoulder straps, back of the rig, everything! LOL. I guess doing two forward rolls and a faceplant pulls the rig in all kinds of strange directions! congrats on surviving your first (BEER!) hard opening! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #14 December 8, 2003 I didn't even read your post man. And Yes you owe Beer. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #15 December 8, 2003 Hell yes you owe beer. Between me (26 jumps) and my wife (16 jumps), we can barely go to the DZ without owing beer for something. We have learned never to use the "F" word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites noname 0 #16 December 8, 2003 "Well hell, I had too many firsts this weekend!! Screw the ice chest, guess I better load the back of my truck with ice and brew next time I head out" Theres an idea!!! When you coming out next Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StearmanR985 0 #17 December 8, 2003 My wife was making fun of me the other day. "You're still limping from last week, you have a cut on your right hand, a bruise on your left arm and now both your thighs are brusied. All this and you only have eight jumps?!" My reply, "So, what's your point hun?" Of all this, I have learned two valuable lessons: 1. Never ask if you owe. 2. Never say "FIRST". And that one doesn't count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JRock 0 #18 December 8, 2003 Do you even need to ask? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityGirl 0 #19 December 8, 2003 Quote...For my first hard open? It was on my grad dive, and we have it on video. I have bruises on both inner thighs, anyone wanna to see? Jeff If you have to ask, then you owe beer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StearmanR985 0 #20 December 8, 2003 As soon as the weather is at least half way decent on a weekend. Oh, and after I get approved for a small loan to purchase the beer and ice!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #21 December 8, 2003 sounds like me in karate class about a year ago... I dislocated my thumb, reset the thing myself, wrapped it up, and jumped right back into class. sometimes, in the grand scheme of things, pain just isn't as important as whatever else is going on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #22 December 8, 2003 Yep.. you own beer.. but look at it on the bright side.. when you bring the beer to the dz.. you get to help DRINK IT -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brian425 0 #23 December 8, 2003 I did not even read you post. In my humble opinion, if you think you owe beer, than you should buy beer. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bean 0 #24 December 8, 2003 YES. and another case for needing to ask! BTW... Cangrats!!!!!! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bean 0 #25 December 8, 2003 QuoteBEEEEEERRR!!! congrats on your graduation, and always blame a hard open on the packer.....they will say it was body position. Not always... We will also suggest not dumping in a track!!!! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
noname 0 #16 December 8, 2003 "Well hell, I had too many firsts this weekend!! Screw the ice chest, guess I better load the back of my truck with ice and brew next time I head out" Theres an idea!!! When you coming out next Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StearmanR985 0 #17 December 8, 2003 My wife was making fun of me the other day. "You're still limping from last week, you have a cut on your right hand, a bruise on your left arm and now both your thighs are brusied. All this and you only have eight jumps?!" My reply, "So, what's your point hun?" Of all this, I have learned two valuable lessons: 1. Never ask if you owe. 2. Never say "FIRST". And that one doesn't count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #18 December 8, 2003 Do you even need to ask? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #19 December 8, 2003 Quote...For my first hard open? It was on my grad dive, and we have it on video. I have bruises on both inner thighs, anyone wanna to see? Jeff If you have to ask, then you owe beer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StearmanR985 0 #20 December 8, 2003 As soon as the weather is at least half way decent on a weekend. Oh, and after I get approved for a small loan to purchase the beer and ice!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #21 December 8, 2003 sounds like me in karate class about a year ago... I dislocated my thumb, reset the thing myself, wrapped it up, and jumped right back into class. sometimes, in the grand scheme of things, pain just isn't as important as whatever else is going on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #22 December 8, 2003 Yep.. you own beer.. but look at it on the bright side.. when you bring the beer to the dz.. you get to help DRINK IT -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #23 December 8, 2003 I did not even read you post. In my humble opinion, if you think you owe beer, than you should buy beer. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #24 December 8, 2003 YES. and another case for needing to ask! BTW... Cangrats!!!!!! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #25 December 8, 2003 QuoteBEEEEEERRR!!! congrats on your graduation, and always blame a hard open on the packer.....they will say it was body position. Not always... We will also suggest not dumping in a track!!!! Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
