What's your porn name?

[Paige 0]

Thanks for the advice, I might have the DJ announce me as Kira Sweets next time!

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[Chute 0]

If you were gay (NOT SAYING YOU ARE Turtlespeed) but Rod Stroker would do.

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[skysprite 0]

Ginger Rose

~skysprite

[turtlespeed 212]

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Porn name?....like this?

Nope! Ivan, we are charging you with false arrest.
This link has not been posted before.
AD is pretty meticulous about not reposting.
That's ONE!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Pablito 0]

Wilhelm Colby how you doing?

"If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first"
Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito

[turtlespeed 212]

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Chute 0]

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Thanks for the advice, I might have the DJ announce me as Kira Sweets next time!

I just looked at your profile. How far is it from where you are at to Vermilion? (by Lake Erie) I grew up there. But being in the Navy and living in Washington State now I can not see Kira Sweets show. How is the DZ there? When I go home to visit family I might have to stop by the DZ. Or is that Jump by. Do ya got pics of your show?

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[Paige 0]

No pics, sorry. Well, at least not pics I would share with you hooligans(all in good fun, no harm intended)

I jump at Skydive Greene County in Xenia, Ohio. I am not sure where Vermilion is but I have heard of it and traveled to the Lake Erie area. If you are in Cleveland by Lake Erie, it is about 3 hours or so to Xenia.

Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate
www.TunnelPinkMafia.com

[Chute 0]

I don't live there anymore. Stationed in Washington.
Vermilion is 40 or so miles west of Cleveland. So I figure next time I go back home I will have to take the 4 hour drive and spend the Day jumping. It would be cool if I get to meet fellow DZers like you and Alana. As soon as I get my wife into it more. (So far just a Tandum) I can travel to other DZs.

I know you wouldn't post a reveling pic. Was thinking of something more on the line as in your outfit before it comes off. Don't think the wife would like me looking at someone else I talk to naked.

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[alanab 0]

theres the hottie! im hangin inthere... how YOU doing?

[Paige 0]

Well, some of the outfits don't really have much to them so I don't think she would like em too much either! No cameras in the clubs or else I would have had pics before they came off.

Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate
www.TunnelPinkMafia.com

[Chute 0]

No cameras in the clubs


I think I speak for at least 3/4 of the guys on this forum.

DAMN!!!!!!!

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[Slappie 9]

Ok I have the one that beats them all....

Name: Shawn Collins

You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

King Stallion

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Chute 0]

You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

King Stallion

[gmanpilot 0]

Grant Diamond....yea baby!

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-There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

[SuperWoman 0]

Real name: Jill Ewald

Porn name: Summer Carrera, he he, that's silly!

I think I will start using my porn name, way cooler!!

[AggieDave 6]

Yeah, its a rehash of an idea, but not a true repost.

This one is idiot proof, put your name in the box, click male or female, then click the button.

Bam, you now have a new porn name.


Would this be considered repost police brutality?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Real name: Steve Armstrong
Porn name: Rod Stroker

I like it. From now on, I want you all to call me "Stroker".

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[dove 0]

hehe.... Ladies and Gents, I now present to you, Miss......

CANDY KNOCKERS!

That is freakin' hilarious! I kinda like it.

Fall in dove.

[Sheenster303 0]

My porn name is Arcadia Alps! HA yeah.......

If I did the whole middle name and street name thing, mine would be Kathleen Canyon. I guess all my names gotta be linked to landforms somehow.

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[Darius11 12]

Dolph Mannetti

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[catfishhunter 1]

Max Rambone

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[fool 0]

James Crompton... or... Brock Longhorn LMAO

edited to add the middle name/street thing....

Richard Allen Eager

Either way, good ones.

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

[TheRus 0]

Well, if I do full name (including middle):

James Richard Russell = Rex Diamond

With only 1st and last:

James Russell = Jake Savage

With my commonly used name:

Rus = Lord Poker That sounds like the name for the villain in a Harry Potter Porno Spoof to me!

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

[pop 0]

real name: Michael Krishman
porn name: Vic Strong
real porn name: Cabana Boy

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer