captainpooby 0 #1 December 17, 2003 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton. I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. "Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #2 December 17, 2003 Hehehe...God bless a good Clinton joke before bedtime. Nice find Billy. ...on that note, goodnight. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #3 December 17, 2003 "Mr. Clinton is no longer president." Yes.. and thank GOD for that!!!!!!! -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 December 17, 2003 Very nice!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #5 December 17, 2003 I'm looking forward to telling that one."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 December 17, 2003 Good stuff! Puts a smile on my face.Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #7 December 17, 2003 Lol - I've been reading that joke over and over again. I'm sorry, How does that punch line go again!?!? Could somebody help me out here??=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLYBERT71 0 #8 December 17, 2003 sweet "If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive." Josh Whipple 7/15/70-2/10/05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #9 December 17, 2003 lol I love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #10 December 17, 2003 And I can't wait until next January when I get to tell that joke! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 December 17, 2003 you can tell it now. Clinton is no longer President.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #12 December 17, 2003 Quoteyou can tell it now. Clinton is no longer President. mwhahah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #13 December 17, 2003 I'm sorry, was I being too subtle? Do you need me to spell it out for you?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captainpooby 0 #14 December 17, 2003 QuoteI'm sorry, was I being too subtle? Do you need me to spell it out for you? Dean for president! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 December 17, 2003 QuoteI'm sorry, was I being too subtle? Do you need me to spell it out for you? Subtlety? Oh, you mean when you were falsely predicting the future? Oh. Well then, you can tell the joke like this then. . . An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Dean." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Dean has never and will never be president and could not reside here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Dean." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Dean has never and will never be president and could not reside here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Dean." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Dean. I've told you already that Mr. Dean has never and will never be president and could not reside here. "Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow." I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #16 December 17, 2003 QuoteI'm sorry, was I being too subtle? Do you need me to spell it out for you? hehe, methinks it might have been Turtle who was too subtle... edit- or maybe not. Silly Americans... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captainpooby 0 #17 December 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteI'm sorry, was I being too subtle? Do you need me to spell it out for you? Subtlety? Oh, you mean when you were falsely predicting the future? Oh. Well then, you can tell the joke like this then. . . An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Dean." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Dean has never and will never be president and could not reside here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Dean." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Dean has never and will never be president and could not reside here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Dean." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Dean. I've told you already that Mr. Dean has never and will never be president and could not reside here. "Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow." That is BRUTALLY funny!!! You owe me a keyboard! I spewed coffee all over mine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 1 #18 December 17, 2003 Glad coffee is still breweing or I would be in need of a new keyboard as well Good stuff. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 December 17, 2003 I can't wait to tell this joke! That's freak'n hilarious! Infact, I'll be back in a minute, I've got to tell it to my roommate.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #20 December 17, 2003 Clint, this is one hell of a comeback......still will be hard for them to get it."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #21 December 17, 2003 I deserved that. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,683 #22 December 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteI'm sorry, was I being too subtle? Do you need me to spell it out for you? Dean for president! What, when we have a President like this?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #23 December 17, 2003 Right, tell me you've never done that and then pulled them down to fix it, or tried to take a drink and forgot to take the cap off first. [it is a funny pic though ]witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #24 December 18, 2003 http://www.snopes.com/photos/binoculars.asp I suppose we could expect more from a President, Mr. Kallend. But then I would generally expect someone who holds a Doctorate to offer a more tenable example of low intelligence. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #25 December 18, 2003 almost as funny as this one. >8^Pwitty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites