Dagny 0 #1 January 15, 2004 So, I talked to my sister for a while today. That girl is younger than me, but she keeps me grounded. Anyway, I hear her monitoring the girls playtime with the occasional comment and I realized that it's freakin' hilarious, the things she has to say to them. The girls are 3 and 16 months and terminally energetic. What I overheard today.... "Cedar, stop putting that bucket on your sister's head!" followed immediately by "Gwyneth, stop putting that bucket on your head!" "Gwyneth, no eating crayons. Gwyneth, quit feeding crayons to the dog!" Damn, she rules with an iron fist. LOL What are some of the funny or inane things you've had to say to your kids? Or overheard being said?Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #2 January 15, 2004 Parent: What on Earth possessed you to put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR? child: It fit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #3 January 15, 2004 ROFLMFAO!!!!! Okay, this is more a funny thing a kid said but ... My son put a chocolate chip cookie into a cassette deck when he was three. When I asked him why in the world he put a cookie in the tape deck he said tearfully, "I just wanted to hear how it sounded." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffD 0 #4 January 15, 2004 My girlfriend said her parents used to say. "Dont slam the door! You'll hurt it, how would you like it if somebody slammed you?" hehe. On the way back from a trip out of the state my mom said "dont make me turn this car around!" and my brother and I just said "OK" hehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #5 January 15, 2004 That is so funny... reminds me of when I was a kid... I used to tourment my mother all the time with stupid stuff....kept her on her toes though:) btw..that one made me layugh out loud.. ...wanted to see how it sounds... good stuff!_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 January 15, 2004 When my niece was about 4 and my nephew was about 3: Me: "Courtney, stop sticking rocks in your brother's nose". I NEVER thought I'd say that ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 January 15, 2004 When I was younger, if I asked my mom if she would make me a waffle, she would say, "Poof, you're a waffle." Worked with all sorts of food. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cHoDaBoY 0 #8 January 15, 2004 My Parents: "Just because all of your friends are going doesnt mean you have to. If all your friends deceided to go jump off a cliff, would you?" Me: "hell yeah!" Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #9 January 16, 2004 Me: Mr. X are you swooping Ms. Y already? Jett (2yrs old): You can't swoop her! She is not a lake! I think she meant pond. But you get the gist. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kjarv 0 #10 January 16, 2004 A friend of mine has 2 kids who were playing in his living room, spinning, getting dizzy. One fell and bashed his head on the coffee table - leaving an unhurt but crying kid. His quote: "That's it, no more spinning in this house!" my response: "Dude, do you realize you just BANNED spinning in your house? Can I spin if I want to?" He laughed, and I think the kids are free of any tyrannical parentally dictated spin oppression. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #11 January 16, 2004 Hahaha, here's one for ya. "Don't make me drop you again..." Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #12 January 16, 2004 Parent talking while spanking their child..."If I have told you once, I've told you a hundred times, NO HITTING!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velo90 0 #13 January 16, 2004 I told you a millions times, don't exagerate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #14 January 16, 2004 "if you do not stop this ridiculous behavior, you are going straight to your room!" "Stop jumping off the couch! "you are going to lose a privilage!" "YOU ARE GROUNDED!" "If you can't be good in the store,we are going straight to the car!" GEEZ, I sound just like my Mom! -Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 16, 2004 When the girls were bad, my mom used to tell them, "Don't make me separate you." When I was bad alone, my mom would tell me the same thing and it worried me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #16 January 16, 2004 Quote"Don't make me separate you." I had the reverse problem...when my brother and I would start fighting my mom would threaten to lock us in a room together!!!! We did not get along well as kids...fine now.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
