Deuce 1 #1 January 28, 2004 Wonder what it sounded like? QuoteWhale explodes 29jan04 TAIPEI -- A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts. The 17m, 45-tonne carcass was being taken on a flat-bed trailer-truck for an autopsy. "Because of the natural decomposing process, a lot of gases accumulated, and when the pressure build-up was too great, the whale's belly just exploded," marine biologist Professor Wang Chien-ping said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 January 28, 2004 awesome! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 January 28, 2004 Hmmm. I wonder what comes out of an exploding sperm whale... EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #4 January 28, 2004 dead things can get nasty... O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #5 January 28, 2004 QuoteBLOWN UP, SIR! BArrrrrrrmmmmmyyyyy TRaining SiRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #6 January 28, 2004 at least it wasn't any one from the Middle East Thank god. We get a bad enough rep. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 January 28, 2004 QuoteHmmm. I wonder what comes out of an exploding sperm whale... EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... ROFLMAO!!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #8 January 28, 2004 Just thinking of it has now made my McNuggets just taste bad. Thanks Deuce!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #9 January 28, 2004 Raaaaazzzzzzzzzzzlllllllllll dddaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzllllllll. Anyone got video?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #10 January 28, 2004 and people complain about MY gas? PAH! Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 January 28, 2004 I'm not wondering what it sounded like, I'm wondering what it smelled like ( I need a face that shows "throwing up".)May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 25 #12 January 28, 2004 Oh man... anyone else saw the old Whale Blasting video? I worked in explosives, and it was a classic at our meetings! http://home.comcast.net/~sthacks/whale/media/whale.vid-hi.movRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #13 January 28, 2004 WOW!!! That's so cool (for you animal lovers out there, I wouldn't be saying that unless he was already dead). Thanks for sharing Duece. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #14 January 28, 2004 WOW!!! (again) That's incredible. I can just picture everyone trying to run away really fast while an eyeball hits them in the cheek. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #15 January 28, 2004 Quoteat least it wasn't any one from the Middle East Thank god dude, don't give them new ideas O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 January 28, 2004 QuoteBArrrrrrrmmmmmyyyyy TRaining SiRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Raaaaazzzzzzzzzzzlllllllllll dddaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzllllllll. No no no, No questions please. We just want to go back to our hotel room and have some really serious sex. On topic: They forgot to poke the whale a few times with a fork, didn't they? Psh. Rookies. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #17 January 28, 2004 OMG, that is too funny. Thanks.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #18 January 28, 2004 Ummmm...ewwww...---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaMan 0 #19 January 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteat least it wasn't any one from the Middle East Thank god dude, don't give them new ideas [Newscaster Voice]News Flash - A hotel in downtown was rocked today when a whale bomb exploded on top of a truck...[/Newscaster Voice] Z-Flock 8 Discotec Rodriguez Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #20 January 28, 2004 QuoteOh man... anyone else saw the old Whale Blasting video? I worked in explosives, and it was a classic at our meetings! http://home.comcast.net/~sthacks/whale/media/whale.vid-hi.mov Holy shit that was funny Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #21 January 28, 2004 QuoteJust thinking of it has now made my McNuggets just taste bad. Thanks Deuce! When did mcnuggets taste good? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 January 28, 2004 Arrrrrrr matey... fire in me blubber hole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #23 January 28, 2004 QuoteI worked in explosives OMG...didn't know that. Scary thought right there! (edited to add...that video was funny as hell!) Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #24 January 28, 2004 QuoteThe 17m, 45-tonne carcass was being taken on a flat-bed trailer-truck for an autopsy So, the real question...did the whale die under suspicious circumstances? A bob-by shooting by the mainland Chinese, perhaps? From my long ago memories of Tainan City, this must have hit a LOT of shops...Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #25 January 28, 2004 LOL! Damn it, I'm in a meeting and people are looking at me like I'm crazy when the presenter is talking about IP and other fun stuff... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
