Police Terms

[CrazyThomas 0]

a while back, there was a thread about derogatory terms for skydivers.
so, what are some derogatory terms for police?
I can't think of too many. I mean, there is the standard "PIG", "Pork Product", "5-0", or "Bacon", but I am wondering if anyone else had heard other terms.
I'm sure the officers on here have, so what have you been called? Or what else have people heard police referred to as?


Thomas

[sneaky 0]

" The Filth " is my favorite..common name for London Cops used by some Ethnic majority`s in the capital.
In Northern Ireland the RUC was often referred to as " SS Ba$%?*ds "because the uniform was very similar to the WW2 SS units.

[EdC 0]

I've heard the following:

The heat
Johnny Law
Copper
Trooper
State Boy (Ohio)
Boys in blue or black
Black and whites
Ticket writer
Rent a cop

Big Ed

[tunaplanet 0]

What about just plain "loser?"

Forty-two

[kai2k1 0]

Smokey Bear

Local Yokel

County Mountie

Diesel Cop (DOT)


Just a few from the truckin world...

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

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Rozza....

[akarunway 1]

all the black friends I have call them the po po. I call call them assholes. The majority of them are anyway. No offense to the few good cops out there

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[Deuce 1]

I got Motherfucker a lot.

[Kennedy 0]

Asshole seems a common moniker.

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[Deuce 1]

I layed out the ole' "Sir, Pleas Submit" quite a bit. It worked for me.

13 years I was hundreds to nothing. Yeah, it makes me feel like a badass. Capturing is much harder than killing.

You try it.

[Kennedy 0]

Well, I'm ont wearing the tin and steel yet, so we'll see.

In PG County, they teach "STOP RESISTING, Sir, STOP RESISTING!"

Bad joke was the last officer on the scene had to stand next to the senior officer on scene and just keep yelling "STOP RESISTING." Any cops here know why.

Capturing is definitely harder than killing, especially when you have to be as gentle as possible about it.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[WeakMindedFool 0]

For CHP (California Highway Patrol) it's "Triple 'a' with a badge"

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[freeryde13 0]

wanna be tough guys hiding behind a badge and guys that must have have been picked on alot when they were kids. .......but they're just doing a job, so i don't worry about them too much. i'm a productive member of society,so have nothing to fear from them.

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[osuskydiver 0]

military wise:
MP = military pussy
MP= military pig
SP= sissy police
SP= sleepy police

Can't spell Whimp without MP.


YEAH WELL YOU CAN'T SPELL PIMP WITHOUT MP EITHER!!!!!

By the time you read this you have already read it.

[SkydiverRick 0]

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all the black friends I have call them the po po. I call call them assholes. The majority of them are anyway. No offense to the few good cops out there

Just the ones that aren't DZ.commers are assholes? My experience has been to the contrary. The majority of cops are honest people trying to do a difficult job. Even other cops don't like the assholes.

never pull low......unless you are

[bobsled92 0]

450+ years of family history has me calling THE COPS=
"Family"

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[Dagny 0]

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I got Motherfucker a lot.

LOL, I got that one too! But as a paramedic...oh, and I also got Crazy Bitch a lot. Of course, by that time, they were usually struggling against restraints and trying to insult me from behind a tightly secured oxygen mask.

Death threats were a favorite of mine. Bitch, I'm going to kill you. I know where to find you.

LOL. Bring it. Call 911, ask for me.

Being involved in a fist fight or being shot at was always good for a post-work beer and some good story telling.

As for cops, my favorite term is still "5-0".

Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
-Salvador Dali

[freeflir29 0]

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Death threats were a favorite of mine.

One of the guys from the DZ here in Cleveland is a Paramedic. He was telling me stories of showing up to a gang shooting and having one of the "bystanders" say "If that guy lives I'm gonna shoot you."

[sunshine 2]

My sister is a cop and she said she gets called "cunt" most of the time.

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[turtlespeed 212]

That's a good word.

how about [Wherever's] Finest - NOt too derogatory, but everyone knows it is used that way.

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[freeflir29 0]

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My sister is a cop and she said she gets called "cunt" most of the time.

Well...she is YOUR sister. Is this at home or out on the street?

[sunshine 2]

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Well...she is YOUR sister. Is this at home or out on the street?

My sister is awesome. I'd send you a pic of her, but i can't stand the thought of all the dead kittens....

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[freeflir29 0]

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I'd send you a pic of her, but i can't stand the thought of all the dead kittens....

She's so ugly it kills kittens? WOW........

[DShiznit 0]

That's usually what I use as well.

Either that, or law dog... Ever since Ike in "Tombstone" kept calling Wyatt lawdog that one just stuck.

Yeah, that's real good law dog, cause law just don't go round here...

[Antithesis 0]

I usually call them "sweetheart" or "Mr. Man" (or Mr. Woman)

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