When you fart in the plane......do you.....

[maxmadmax 8]

Here's one for you.

Take the poll on farting in the plane.

Don't go away mad....just go away!

[piisfish 135]

if it is at my DZ, I usually say it's me, but certainly not proudly, and would quickly ask to open the door or pass the spray to cover the smell... 'Cause our pilot usually dives if he smells a fart. He even threatened to land the plane.
if it's an another DZ... I wouldn't say anything though... And if it's not me and another one farts and says it's him, then I'd certainly help him get a good reputation by adding some of my fermented gas

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[cocheese 0]

Next person to fart in the plane gets a mal ! any questions ? Yes i have the power.

[maxmadmax 8]

So when someone else farts...you compliment theirs with one of your own?

LMAO....it's damn near the weekend

Don't go away mad....just go away!

[skydivexxl 0]

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So when someone else farts...you compliment theirs with one of your own?

When one breaks the seal, usually a few others follow.

My protocol is yelling "Fire in the hole!"

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[christelsabine 1]

cannot vote anything

i am a woman, and we do not fart, never

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[muffmuffmuff 0]

Wise man sez.....never smoke and fart....

Once I farted in Mullins plane and it cost the load 3000 ft.

[Orchid 0]

I wish our dz pilot would do that when someone farted. That's disgusting, why do you guys do it?

^_~

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

[muffmuffmuff 0]

In reply to: "cannot vote anything

i am a woman, and we do not fart, never"

hmmmm.....here's evidence that women do!

no doubt the truth, it's on the internet

http://search.botbot.com/bot/m/a.html?qry=fart

[ianmdrennan 2]

Proudly declare that odor came from thine own azzhole

AND

Start laughing your azz off as people around you gag and fall over

Blue skies, and stinky planes :)

Ian

Performance Designs Factory Team

[CapWeathersby 0]

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I wish our dz pilot would do that when someone farted. That's disgusting, why do you guys do it?

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No Joke...wish our DZ pilot would do that too.. What about getting to altitude causes people to get so stinky b/c we have quite a few stinkers at my home dz.

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"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."

[Brains 2]

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Proudly declare that odor came from thine own azzhole

AND

Start laughing your azz off as people around you gag and fall over

Blue skies, and stinky planes :)

Ian

Hmmmm, i think i sat next to you on an otter in eloy.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[PhillyKev 0]

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What about getting to altitude causes people to get so stinky b/c we have quite a few stinkers at my home dz.

Take a balloon inflated half way up with you sometime (or better yet, a raft for a raft jump) and observe. Same thing is happening in your intestines.

[Orchid 0]

As do we, every f*cking load....never fails. SICKENING!!!!!

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"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

[piisfish 135]

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What about getting to altitude causes people to get so stinky

less air pressure means that all gases expand...
and some added stress, ideal body position and some food (like bread, beans etc...) might do the work.

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wish our DZ pilot would do that too

and what if you're in the plane and someone can not hold his fart ??? you loose 3000ft ?? you loose 12000 ft ?? happy ?? I didn't care the time he did it, i was packing my chute and just heard about it from the people who lost 3000 ft .
well at least now it's really rare that someone farts.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[happythoughts 0]

I have been using those handy Tic-Tac suppositories. Whenever I fart, people say, "How refreshing...what is that wonderful odor?"

As a regular raft/inflatable jumper, I can tell you that there is no way to control it. We only inflate rafts about 1/4 of the way and still let out air on the ride up. Peoples inside air is doing the same thing.

[Gawain 0]

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cannot vote anything

i am a woman, and we do not fart, never

That should be number 3 on the world's most told lies: 1) "I won't cum in your mouth 2) The check is in the mail 3) Women never fart

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[KrisFlyZ 0]

1) Don't go to the DZ without taking a dump. Before you jump take a dump.

2) Try not to eat anything that will cause stinky farts atleast when you are at the DZ jumping for the whole day.

3) Fart before you get on the plane.

4) Try and hold the fart until you get to the door(only possible if the urge to fart hits you at 12k or above) to exit. Let it rip once you exit. Damn skydivers messing up the Ozone layer with their farts.

[piisfish 135]

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cannot vote anything

i am a woman, and we do not fart, never

That should be number 3 on the world's most told lies: 1) "I won't cum in your mouth 2) The check is in the mail 3) Women never fart

I never say the #1 lie...

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[ianmdrennan 2]

Please tell that to my wife!!

Performance Designs Factory Team

[happythoughts 0]

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i am a woman, and we do not fart, never

You must be huge by now. Haven't I seen you in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade with tethers on you?

[Orchid 0]

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1) Don't go to the DZ without taking a dump. Before you jump take a dump.

2) Try not to eat anything that will cause stinky farts atleast when you are at the DZ jumping for the whole day.

3) Fart before you get on the plane.

4) Try and hold the fart until you get to the door(only possible if the urge to fart hits you at 12k or above) to exit. Let it rip once you exit. Damn skydivers messing up the Ozone layer with their farts.

Piisfish, I hope you're reading this.

and 5) please...please do not eat beans before getting on a load.

^_~

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

[ianmdrennan 2]

Actually I was very well behaved in Eloy... I even surprised myself
Now, I should also mention that I do requests

Blue skies
Ian

Performance Designs Factory Team

[christelsabine 1]

of course, i can tell her! as she knows

we will be sitting side by side in the plane, smelling the guys around us farting.

and still: we will never do. and she will confirm that, i'm so sure.

we's simply ladies in the sky.

yup

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[christelsabine 1]

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well at least now it's really rare that someone farts

it's quite rare, you're right. except the very few beer drinking skydivers, farting all the way up to altitude.

i never saw any skydiver drinking water the night before.

next morning on first loads, you smell all the beers of last night..

thats the naked truth.

dudeist skydiver # 3105