Douva 0 #1 April 7, 2004 This is getting really old.....(see attachment)....I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 April 7, 2004 That is what it said for last weekend too. As i recall, you made a few jumps Edited to add: Maybe if you stopped wearing tights, the weather would clear up. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 April 7, 2004 QuoteWhy are the weather gods displeased with us? Correction...displeased with you. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 April 7, 2004 Texas needs rain when it can get it. Remember a few years ago when Lake Travis was about half empty and the Guadalupe river was running about 50 cf/s? But I dont know why it just cant rain on M-F??! Forecast looks about the same for TN this weekend. Good thing the forecast is usually wrong! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #5 April 7, 2004 Be happy you don't have to live in Ohio. Those would be welcome forecasts here! Edited: for piss poor spelling, vicodine makes you do crazy thingsTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #6 April 7, 2004 Dude that totally sucks. Sacrifice a goat, that'll give way for some bomber weather. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EricaH 0 #7 April 7, 2004 YESTERDAY it was 70 in Chicago. This is our weekend forcast. I'd take 70ish & a bit rainy anyday. Friday: Partly cloudy. Highs in the upper 40s. North winds 5 to 10 mph. Friday Night: Mostly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of light rain and light snow. Lows in the lower 30s. Saturday: Mostly cloudy. A 30 percent chance of light rain in the morning. Highs in the middle 40s. Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy. Lows in the upper 20s. Sunday: Mostly cloudy. Highs in the middle 40s. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #8 April 7, 2004 QuoteTexas needs rain when it can get it. Remember a few years ago when Lake Travis was about half empty and the Guadalupe river was running about 50 cf/s? But I dont know why it just cant rain on M-F??! Forecast looks about the same for TN this weekend. Good thing the forecast is usually wrong! But why always on the weekend? Did you see that ten day forecast--eight days of sunshine broken up by a weekend full of rain? WTF? The one consolation is the knowledge that the meteorologists have been batting about .200 over the last few weekends. We can only hope they're wrong about this one, too.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #9 April 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy are the weather gods displeased with us? Correction...displeased with you. Because you touch yourself. Bwahahaha!!!! NOT a personal attack - nothing personal whatsoever!! I just couldn't help it!!! Ah jeez, I crack myself up. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #10 April 7, 2004 When was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? Small animals or humans work equally well. PSA - Pagan Skydiving Association. We may not not do much for you as a skydiver accept keep those weather gods off your back .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EricaH 0 #11 April 7, 2004 QuoteWhen was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? I didn't know there were any virgin's in skydiving until I found dz.com, but now, a few years later... I'm back to thinkin there are none. Thank goodness the weather gods do not expect much. Does killing kittens count as a sacrifice? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #12 April 7, 2004 QuoteWhen was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? There aren't any at out dz We may have to start outsourcing. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #13 April 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhen was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? There aren't any at out dz We may have to start outsourcing. HEY....speak for yourself~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #14 April 7, 2004 QuoteHEY....speak for yourself Dammit, just ruined a perfectly good wireless keyboard by spitting water all over it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #15 April 7, 2004 QuoteHEY....speak for yourself Sure.... Though I wouldnt take someone who's known around the world as Porn Kitty on their word on this one...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #16 April 7, 2004 I swear to God, if the weather sucks tomorrow morning/this weekend, I'm gonna have a freakin' shit fit . . . And sucky weather includes bright, brilliant sunshine with 20 mph winds for my tuna boat captain ass . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #17 April 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteHEY....speak for yourself Sure.... Though I wouldnt take someone who's known around the world as Porn Kitty on their word on this one... Who....little ol me known around the world as Porn Kitty? What are you trying to say?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #18 April 7, 2004 QuoteAnd sucky weather includes bright, brilliant sunshine with 20 mph winds for my tuna boat captain ass . . . Same here, i get made fun of all the time for flying a skybarge. I am thinking about getting an air horn to let everyone know i am coming through. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IMGR2 0 #19 April 7, 2004 I agree! I think its Douva's tights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #20 April 7, 2004 QuoteI agree! I think its Douva's tights. Yes, the tights are the secret origin of all evil in the world. Someday the tights will rise to power and control a one world government under the mark of the beast. You are either with the tights or you are against them. All hail the tights. --"The False Prophet of the Tights" DouvaI don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adamjenner 0 #21 April 7, 2004 just be glad you're not here in Nova scotia...we had snow 2 days ago...SNOW IN APRIL? we're suppose to go jumping this weekend but i highly doubt it as it's Cold, rainy and probably will snow again. just shitty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #22 April 7, 2004 I really don't know what "Isolated Thunderstorms" mean in Texas. Here in Jersey I have learned that this simply means... "Get your ass to the DZ, the weatherman has no F'n clue what he's talking about!" or "Hey!, isn't that a pretty storm cloud passing by about 30 miles away from here. The sun is usually out when we get a prediction like this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites racer42 0 #23 April 7, 2004 Kid, Stop wearing the tights when you're not surfin. I think they're giving you an unwarranted sense of grandeur. {Please note that I spelled grandeur correctly}L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BethUK 0 #24 April 7, 2004 OMG! You should feel lucky when you see OUR forecasts!!!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2803 Thats just plain evil of the weather gods! Beth xxx------------------------------------------------------------ "This isn't flying...it's falling with style!" Buzz Lightyear - Toystory 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcrocker 0 #25 April 7, 2004 QuoteThis is getting really old.....(see attachment).... The weather is only shitty because my Cypress is off getting its 4 year. If I can't jump, neither can YOU! I smite you with bad weather, consider yourself smote! 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Paige 0 #5 April 7, 2004 Be happy you don't have to live in Ohio. Those would be welcome forecasts here! Edited: for piss poor spelling, vicodine makes you do crazy thingsTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #6 April 7, 2004 Dude that totally sucks. Sacrifice a goat, that'll give way for some bomber weather. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #7 April 7, 2004 YESTERDAY it was 70 in Chicago. This is our weekend forcast. I'd take 70ish & a bit rainy anyday. Friday: Partly cloudy. Highs in the upper 40s. North winds 5 to 10 mph. Friday Night: Mostly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of light rain and light snow. Lows in the lower 30s. Saturday: Mostly cloudy. A 30 percent chance of light rain in the morning. Highs in the middle 40s. Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy. Lows in the upper 20s. Sunday: Mostly cloudy. Highs in the middle 40s. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #8 April 7, 2004 QuoteTexas needs rain when it can get it. Remember a few years ago when Lake Travis was about half empty and the Guadalupe river was running about 50 cf/s? But I dont know why it just cant rain on M-F??! Forecast looks about the same for TN this weekend. Good thing the forecast is usually wrong! But why always on the weekend? Did you see that ten day forecast--eight days of sunshine broken up by a weekend full of rain? WTF? The one consolation is the knowledge that the meteorologists have been batting about .200 over the last few weekends. We can only hope they're wrong about this one, too.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 April 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy are the weather gods displeased with us? Correction...displeased with you. Because you touch yourself. Bwahahaha!!!! NOT a personal attack - nothing personal whatsoever!! I just couldn't help it!!! Ah jeez, I crack myself up. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #10 April 7, 2004 When was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? Small animals or humans work equally well. PSA - Pagan Skydiving Association. We may not not do much for you as a skydiver accept keep those weather gods off your back .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #11 April 7, 2004 QuoteWhen was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? I didn't know there were any virgin's in skydiving until I found dz.com, but now, a few years later... I'm back to thinkin there are none. Thank goodness the weather gods do not expect much. Does killing kittens count as a sacrifice? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 April 7, 2004 QuoteWhen was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? There aren't any at out dz We may have to start outsourcing. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #13 April 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhen was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the weather gods? There aren't any at out dz We may have to start outsourcing. HEY....speak for yourself~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 April 7, 2004 QuoteHEY....speak for yourself Dammit, just ruined a perfectly good wireless keyboard by spitting water all over it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #15 April 7, 2004 QuoteHEY....speak for yourself Sure.... Though I wouldnt take someone who's known around the world as Porn Kitty on their word on this one...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 April 7, 2004 I swear to God, if the weather sucks tomorrow morning/this weekend, I'm gonna have a freakin' shit fit . . . And sucky weather includes bright, brilliant sunshine with 20 mph winds for my tuna boat captain ass . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #17 April 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteHEY....speak for yourself Sure.... Though I wouldnt take someone who's known around the world as Porn Kitty on their word on this one... Who....little ol me known around the world as Porn Kitty? What are you trying to say?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 April 7, 2004 QuoteAnd sucky weather includes bright, brilliant sunshine with 20 mph winds for my tuna boat captain ass . . . Same here, i get made fun of all the time for flying a skybarge. I am thinking about getting an air horn to let everyone know i am coming through. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #19 April 7, 2004 I agree! I think its Douva's tights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #20 April 7, 2004 QuoteI agree! I think its Douva's tights. Yes, the tights are the secret origin of all evil in the world. Someday the tights will rise to power and control a one world government under the mark of the beast. You are either with the tights or you are against them. All hail the tights. --"The False Prophet of the Tights" DouvaI don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #21 April 7, 2004 just be glad you're not here in Nova scotia...we had snow 2 days ago...SNOW IN APRIL? we're suppose to go jumping this weekend but i highly doubt it as it's Cold, rainy and probably will snow again. just shitty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #22 April 7, 2004 I really don't know what "Isolated Thunderstorms" mean in Texas. Here in Jersey I have learned that this simply means... "Get your ass to the DZ, the weatherman has no F'n clue what he's talking about!" or "Hey!, isn't that a pretty storm cloud passing by about 30 miles away from here. The sun is usually out when we get a prediction like this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #23 April 7, 2004 Kid, Stop wearing the tights when you're not surfin. I think they're giving you an unwarranted sense of grandeur. {Please note that I spelled grandeur correctly}L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BethUK 0 #24 April 7, 2004 OMG! You should feel lucky when you see OUR forecasts!!!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2803 Thats just plain evil of the weather gods! Beth xxx------------------------------------------------------------ "This isn't flying...it's falling with style!" Buzz Lightyear - Toystory 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #25 April 7, 2004 QuoteThis is getting really old.....(see attachment).... The weather is only shitty because my Cypress is off getting its 4 year. If I can't jump, neither can YOU! I smite you with bad weather, consider yourself smote! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
