Pammi 0 #1 April 13, 2004 Texas Math A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas and I need some help." "If I were to give you $21,375 minus 12.75% how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love them Texas women! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 April 13, 2004 QuoteTexas Math A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Texas A&M University and I need some help." "If I were to give you $21,375 minus 12.75% how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love them Texas women! Pammi I just had to edit your story Pammi, you had the wrong university in your text. It's much better now "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 April 13, 2004 Yep.....thanx for fixing!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
talon1206 0 #4 April 13, 2004 Nope, i think that she had it right the first time "Pilots without Maintainers are just pedestrians with cool jackets and sunglasses" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #5 April 13, 2004 Ah, so true Slappie, thanks! What do I know, I'm from Kansas....it would of been a lot cheaper if it were one of us! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki 0 #6 April 13, 2004 heheh thats a good one. Yep us and our big hair and big earrings heheJust because I appear sweet doesn't mean I can't kick your ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #7 April 13, 2004 Too funny......I gotta say though, I think Texas has some of the hottest women in the country (per capita). Hmmm...maybe I should think about movin' there B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 April 13, 2004 QuoteToo funny......I gotta say though, I think Texas has some of the hottest women in the country (per capita). Hmmm...maybe I should think about movin' there B~ Texas has had just a stream of Miss Americas. It's like they have a special breeding program for them or something. Moving to Texas to be near more hot women may help my self-esteem. Being rejected by good-looking women doesn't seem as bad as my regular group of nay-sayers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #9 April 13, 2004 Sooo, does that mean you're moving to Texas????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #10 April 13, 2004 QuoteTexas has had just a stream of Miss Americas. It's like they have a special breeding program for them or something. Um...Isn't Anna Nicole Smith from TX? Kind of a statistical hiccup on the data plane, eh? But on the average, yes, TX has a higher rate of hotties... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 April 13, 2004 QuoteSooo, does that mean you're moving to Texas???? It may be difficult for me to find a job there. I listed my resume on Monster for "cabana boy to the stars". So far no hits, but hope springs eternal. Have any hard-to-reach spots that require suntan oil? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 April 13, 2004 QuoteHave any hard-to-reach spots that require suntan oil? I must wait for my sunburn to heal before I venture out in the sun again But you can be my cabana boy anytime I'm looking for a good beer wench....interested????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 April 13, 2004 QuoteI'm looking for a good beer wench....interested???? Only if I get to wear the cute outfit that shows the shoulders. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 April 13, 2004 Hey bill, i'm looking for a new pool boy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #15 April 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm looking for a good beer wench....interested???? Only if I get to wear the cute outfit that shows the shoulders. ................DEAL!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 April 13, 2004 Cool. My basic skills are oil-application and the delivery of drinks-with-umbrellas. My security work is an added bonus that I include for free. I spend a lot of time in "pool premise surveillance" from my location in the center of the pool. I even provide my own "security vehicle" floaty. It seems like the list of benefits is endless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 13, 2004 We just need to take some pre-employment xrays to make sure there are no barbie heads in your small intestine.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 April 13, 2004 Ouch. My nose looks like that a little. I think I should go from the regular sunglasses to the Groucho Marx version. Glasses with big eyebrows and plastic nose. My dad worked outdoors for 30 years and had one of those jungle/safari hats. I used to think it was goofy. Now I have a big sunhat to do lawn work in. My roommate finds it to be an unending source of amusement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 April 13, 2004 I thought that becoming a PM sister involved Barbie dolls. There's more? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 April 13, 2004 Nope, she had it right. Answers also excepted would have been "Texas Tech" and the abreviation "t.u." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 April 13, 2004 Lets not forget Baylor - but then again - Baylor would have been on knees when asked the questiona anyway.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #22 April 13, 2004 QuoteNope, she had it right. Answers also excepted would have been "Texas Tech" and the abreviation "t.u." Dave--your Shift or Caps Lock key is inop--shouldn't that be TU, or more formally, The University of Texas at Austin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki 0 #23 April 13, 2004 heheh well TU is how the aggies mostly refer to the students of the university of texas at austin heheh i say UT but oh well I still like A&M better always have always will. Go Aggies heheJust because I appear sweet doesn't mean I can't kick your ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 April 13, 2004 Nope, its t.u. Why? Well, Texas A&M Univeristy was opened and going in 1876, t.u. was in 1896 (or was it 1893), well, eitherway, TAMU was first, thus t.u. is and always will be the Texas University, not the University of. A&M has a hell of a better war record and regard among the military and engineers, so t.u. can suck it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #25 April 13, 2004 QuoteNope, its t.u. Why? Well, Texas A&M Univeristy was opened and going in 1876, t.u. was in 1896 (or was it 1893), well, eitherway, TAMU was first, thus t.u. is and always will be the Texas University, not the University of. A&M has a hell of a better war record and regard among the military and engineers, so t.u. can suck it. Well, if it's military contributions that we base the worth of universities on than I'd say the University of Chicago or the Cal system beats anybody from Texas hands down, considering that whole nuclear bomb thing. Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
