turtlespeed 212 #1 April 14, 2004 So today is wednesday. . . Friday afternoon, my dad is coming for our yearly charity golf tournement, for the Childrens Miracle Network. My grandfather is going to be playing with us . . . and I won't be able to jump that Saturday. So, seeing as I have done no golf playing this year, well, actually since last year this time, should I . . . 1) Get off work and go hit practice balls. 2) Get off work and go Skydive. Oh and Sunshine says that if she cant jump, then noone else should be allowed to either.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 April 14, 2004 Did you hear that?? That was the sound of me growling at you before i come kick your ass!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 April 14, 2004 I think you should play golf....you can always jump on Sunday. This is like a once a year thing; right. Do the family thing & get brownie points~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 April 14, 2004 Perhaps I should clarify..... I'm talking in about 1.5 hours! I'll play Saturday - but I have Thursday and Friday to practice too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 April 14, 2004 Dude, turtle. Get out the clubs and head to a driving range or a short executive course. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 April 14, 2004 I will do as the poll tells me to 4:00pm is the cut off - I'm leavin EarlyI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 April 14, 2004 get off work and throw some golf ballsd out of the plane. it'll be the longest drive everMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #8 April 14, 2004 I like the hiot the practice balls options the best... Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #9 April 14, 2004 Ok, you're confusing me. The golf thing is Friday? YOU should practice, if you jump today, can't you practice Thursday? What's Saturday? I'm freak'n lost.....Turtle, see what you gone and did hehe, I caught up on all the posts. Change my vote to JUMP today & practice Thursday & Friday. Turtle, didn't give all the details up front Might I remind you, you're gonna be mighty sore by Saturday~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 31 #10 April 14, 2004 As with all skydive questions.. you should ask an instructor. I'm sure your instructor will tell you to rather go play golf. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 April 14, 2004 QuoteI like the hiot the practice balls options the best He's too busy trying to seduce me over IM...it's affecting his spelling. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 April 14, 2004 *Sigh* Today = Wednesday = DZ is OPEN Saturday = Charity Golf Tournament = early Tee off = Maybe Skydive in the afternoon Thursday = Possible Practice Day = DZ is Closed Friday = DZ is OPEN = Also A posssible practice day = Dad come into town.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 April 14, 2004 jump you confused golfer! jump like sunny cant!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #14 April 14, 2004 Turtle...I'd say, 2) get off work and go skydive. If you haven't golf in a year....what's one day of practice...isn't going to make a difference. Comes Saturday, roll up your sleeve and just concentrate on golf...chances are you'll probably enjoy the game much better."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #15 April 14, 2004 Well the obvious choice would be to hit some practice balls down the glider strip BETWEEN LOADS Does RIP fetch?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 April 14, 2004 Great Idea !!! So I CAN be spiteful and jump cuz Sunny Can't!! SWEEETI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 14, 2004 QuoteSo I CAN be spiteful and jump cuz Sunny Can't!! I can be spitefull and go jump too....you really want me jumping with a broken ankle? Don't tempt me boy!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 April 14, 2004 QuoteGreat Idea !!! So I CAN be spiteful and jump cuz Sunny Can't!! SWEEET Glad i could help. I think i will go jump too. Just to spite Sunny Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #19 April 14, 2004 Quotejump you confused golfer! jump like sunny cant! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Now that's Comedy! A couple of swings with a club will only take an hour or so. As Gandalf would say,"Fly you fool!" Someone needs to get a golf club and clear turle's head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 April 14, 2004 FORE!!!! Oh sorry 'bout that welt on your head there - I'm sure it will heal quickly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UKfirefox 0 #21 April 14, 2004 Turtle, Get the charity to change it's yearly tournament to skydiving... no problems!!! See how many jumps each person can do in an hour & thirty, they'd love it!!! Fox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #22 April 14, 2004 Well the skyes have it - I'm off in about 20 to go. CheersI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #23 April 14, 2004 If you don't want to loose all the golf balls you have and not be able to turn in your card, you might want to go to the driving range. Not to mention saving some face in front of the other golfers when they get pissed cause you're playin so slow.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #24 April 14, 2004 You suck, Turtle... My gear still isn't put together, and the weather sux anyhow, and I'm working late, and I have business to do later on, and .....~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #25 April 15, 2004 Nice - Two Jumps - Nice little conservative carve at the end of the last one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 212 #22 April 14, 2004 Well the skyes have it - I'm off in about 20 to go. CheersI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #23 April 14, 2004 If you don't want to loose all the golf balls you have and not be able to turn in your card, you might want to go to the driving range. Not to mention saving some face in front of the other golfers when they get pissed cause you're playin so slow.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 April 14, 2004 You suck, Turtle... My gear still isn't put together, and the weather sux anyhow, and I'm working late, and I have business to do later on, and .....~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 April 15, 2004 Nice - Two Jumps - Nice little conservative carve at the end of the last one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
