Gawain 0 #1 May 19, 2004 Story Here. German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Fox News A childless German couple finally found out why they weren't able to conceive — they had never had sex. Doctors at the Lübeck campus of the University Clinic of Schleswig-Holstein (search) in northern Germany described the case in a medical bulletin, according to Ananova.com. After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic to figure out what was wrong. Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled — both husband and wife were healthily fertile. Then came the important question. "When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'" He went on to explain that each of the pair had been brought up extremely religiously and had never heard of the birds and the bees. "We are not talking retarded people here," the clinic spokesman said. The two "were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The man and wife are now being given sexual therapy. The clinic is trying to find out if there are other couples in the area who could use a refresher course in human biology. Let me get this straight, the guy is 36. His wife is 30. They don't know how to have sex. First of all: Kudos for staying married for eight years without sex. Second: The world is going to turn a whole new page for you. Third: I suspect they will have a child almost immediately. Now, having said that, I feel I must do my duty and inquire as to if there are any ladies out there that aren't aware of this. How the hell did this not-so-minor fact of life escape them?? Where the hell is Schleswig-Holstein? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyboy62000 0 #2 May 19, 2004 It's in northern Germany, but I can't believe any person could go over 30 years without hearing or knowing anything about how babies are made. They definitely don't have a TV, because sex is on tv just as much here as in the states. I agree, I think now that they've heard of it, they'll try and make up for all those lost years I predict a baby in the near future for them. Blue Skies, AdamBlue Skies, Adam I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things . . . — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #3 May 19, 2004 thats some weird shit. eight years and they never got curious about their privates? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 May 19, 2004 Quotethats some weird shit. eight years and they never got curious about their privates? Omg...you slay me..."curious about their privates"!!! Too funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 May 19, 2004 Quotethats some weird shit. eight years and they never got curious about their privates? They should rent "The Blue Lagoon" and learn something __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 May 19, 2004 Quotethats some weird shit. eight years and they never got curious about their privates? Yeah--this guy never thought of spanking his ?? To quote Hank Hill: "That boy ain't right." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #7 May 19, 2004 QuoteQuotethats some weird shit. eight years and they never got curious about their privates? They should rent "The Blue Lagoon" and learn something That or they could rent Bolero. If these two never experienced an orgasm before, they're gonna hurt themselves! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 May 19, 2004 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Wow... they are going to nutz!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 May 19, 2004 Holy shit on a stick!!! Talk about being SHELTERED!!!! "Sweetheart, why are my privates different than yours?" "I don't know my love, but we shouldn't discuss them, my mother once told me those parts were the source of all evil." "Oooooh, we better not ever mention them again then huh???" "Good idea, sweetie!!!" Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 May 19, 2004 QuoteThe man and wife are now being given sexual therapy. The clinic is trying to find out if there are other couples in the area who could use a refresher course in human biology. Cheaper to buy them a couple of porno flicks and let them have at itMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #11 May 19, 2004 QuoteBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Wow... they are going to nutz!!! It is that one item alone that makes me just ever so slightly jealous of them... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 May 19, 2004 see this is something i don't understand. How can the church tell people not to have have sex if they want to serve god? He gave them the parts for a fucking reason!! literaly!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #13 May 19, 2004 All I can say is that TV in their part of the world must really suck. What do they watch? 24hr Barney? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #14 May 19, 2004 That's actually kinda cool,they've been enjoying life so far...."One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #15 May 19, 2004 No one tells animals how to do it either, but they figure it out. There's definitely something wrong with these people. Either that or they've been having lots of butt sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #16 May 19, 2004 QuoteNo one tells animals how to do it either, but they figure it out. There's definitely something wrong with these people. Either that or they've been having lots of butt sex. I doubt they were even that lucky...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
