Slappie 9 #1 June 11, 2004 I was talking with a good friend of mine and she said her favorite place to kill kittens is the shower. The soap makes a very good lubricant. So I was thinking we're all adults (well most of us) and I'm curious where do you "kill kittens" at? For me it's the shower... soap reason again plus the clean up is easy, it just washes down the drain. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 June 11, 2004 Oh man I just remembered my GF reads these forums from time to time.. Man am I busted now I'll never be able to shower in peace again "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #3 June 11, 2004 Kill Kittens? That's easy: at the city pound. Just use a shotgun with #3 Bird shot. They're in those little cages, so they cannot go very far.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #4 June 11, 2004 My favorite place is sitting on your sister. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #5 June 11, 2004 QuoteKill Kittens? That's easy: at the city pound. Just use a shotgun with #3 Bird shot. They're in those little cages, so they cannot go very far.... In these parts, kittens never end up at the pound because they're too cute. But in front of the supermarket you can get a good shotgun blast in on their cardboard box. Watch out for the kids trying to give the kittens away, though. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #6 June 11, 2004 QuoteWatch out for the kids trying to give the kittens away, though. You mean you could get both the kittens and the kids at the same time.... with just one shot... kewl! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #7 June 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteWatch out for the kids trying to give the kittens away, though. You mean you could get both the kittens and the kids at the same time.... with just one shot... kewl! If you're thinking that way, you would probably want two barrels with something heavier in the second. * for the record, I am against shooting children, and would never do it (unless they were enemy combatants, and then I'd still feel very bad). I just wanted to make this clear. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #8 June 11, 2004 Um, you forgot the "in the car" option. Luckly for us ladies, it's easier to be a bit more subvert . There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #9 June 11, 2004 In prison 'killing kittens' is called 'baby killing'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 June 11, 2004 QuoteUm, you forgot the "in the car" option. Luckly for us ladies, it's easier to be a bit more subvert . I thought about adding the "while driving" option. Just didn't think it would get many votes. For you thread hijackers. This isn't a thread on how to kill kitens. It's a thread on where is your favorite place to kill kittens or Tony Danzas. I really wonder whos voted "at work" and if they have any job openings. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 June 11, 2004 QuoteI really wonder whos voted "at work" and if they have any job openings. How many times have I told you that I love my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #12 June 11, 2004 In line at the bank drive thru or McDonalds. McDonalds has wet naps for easy clean up. Leather seats help also. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #13 June 11, 2004 This is funny. Before yesterday, I had never heard of this 'killing kittens' euphemism for self-lovin'. I had to do some thread research to find out what the hell everyone was talking about. I know this is going to sound naive, but, does this euphemism serve as a metaphor in some way, or is it simply a shocking way to not say that we're masturbating? Thank you... Incidentally, I voted bedroom because of frequency, but in reality, the shower, office, and in the car are all acceptable places I've killed kittens. TTFN, topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 June 11, 2004 i think it all started with this pic. Then square1 ran an add in parachutist that said, "every time you order from another gear dealer, god kills a kitten, please, think of the kittens." Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #16 June 11, 2004 OK, Now this makes more sense. So, I can't really use this euphemism outside of the dz.com posts, can I? - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 June 11, 2004 Not the shower...the tub... The water streaming down is...nice... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 June 11, 2004 QuoteUm, you forgot the "in the car" option. Luckly for us ladies, it's easier to be a bit more subvert . Yeah. Ya should have put 'In the car', Slappie... After all, it is 'favorite' place, not 'most often used' place...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #19 June 11, 2004 QuoteOK, Now this makes more sense. So, I can't really use this euphemism outside of the dz.com posts, can I? - topher Actually, that photo has circulated all over the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #20 June 11, 2004 QuoteNot the shower...the tub... The water streaming down is...nice... whispering whew, i thought i was the only one Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #21 June 11, 2004 I've killed so much in the shower; everytime it rains I get wood. www.helpingmormons.org/Masterbation.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #22 June 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteNot the shower...the tub... The water streaming down is...nice... whispering whew, i thought i was the only one Nope. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #23 June 11, 2004 I had to reply other: cause it's in the bedroom in front of my computer. There are some rather... interesting... websites out there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #24 June 11, 2004 QuoteNot the shower...the tub... The water streaming down is...nice... - I'm speachless!!!!!!!! - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #25 June 12, 2004 GAWD I hate to say this..but I found that in a book my mother had hidden when I was about 9. Its not so farfetched...April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
