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wendybird

Happy Birthday Diverdriver!

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Join me in wishing Mr. Dorknerd (uh, Chris aka DiverDriver) a very happy birthday (July 21st)! He won't see the post until he returns from Canada tomorrow night so make it as raunchy as you like. He can't reply!

I love you honey! Happy Birthday!

Mrs. Robinson-Dorknerd
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Since we have 2 "HIMS" now, is it appropriate that I fill in what remains to be said???!!
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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F**K Him!

(But not when you have a S.O.! ;))

Happy Birthday, Chris. I hope it's a great one. :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Boo!

Hey, I'm not the only one trying to be PC here!
Aw fuck, who am I kidding???
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Happy Birthday Chris! Dont let Wendy get too carried away and give you more than the appropriate number of spankings.. :ph34r:



Whooooooooaaaaaaa -- There's an "appropriate" rule attached to spankings now? I'm not really expected to conform, am I??? Aren't I exempt from all things deemed "appropriate?"
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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IDENTIFICATION
Regis#: D 19012 Make/Model: Human Description: Fart, Old
Date: 07/20/2004 Time: 00:00

Event Type: Birthday Highest Injury: Minor Mid Air: N Missing: N
Damage: Severe

LOCATION
Country: Canada

DESCRIPTION
PILOT WAS ENJOYING LIFE WHEN BIRTHDAY STRUCK. PILOT SAW BIRTHDAY IN AREA
PRIOR TO COLLISION BUT COULD NOT AVOID IT. MINOR INJURY TO PILOT -
SPANKING, PINCH TO GROW INCH, WAX BURNS, INDIGESTION. CAKE DAMAGED
BEYOND REPAIR.

INJURY DATA Total Fatal: 0
# Crew: 1 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 1 Unk:
# Pass: 0 Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk:
# Grnd: Fat: 0 Ser: 0 Min: 0 Unk:

WEATHER: OGB 102014Z AUTO 00000KT 7SM CLR 27/21 A3009

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