Girlfalldown 0 #1 August 6, 2004 I'm picking him up at 10 tonight at Midway and I think he needs a good joke played on him. If only I knew where to find a transvestite hooker in Chicago on short notice... Anyone have any good ideas? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #2 August 6, 2004 hrrm...that might be a little hard down by midway.... You would have to go to a different part of the city...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #3 August 6, 2004 When ya gettin' to Rantoul? ~R+R...I'm sure something can be arranged......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 August 6, 2004 Probably getting to Rantoul Saturday morning. Whacha got in mind? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 August 6, 2004 Pick him up naked but pretend that you don't realize it, just act totally normal. That'll get him! psssstt....Diablo, you owe me one if she takes my suggestion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 August 6, 2004 QuotePick him up naked but pretend that you don't realize it, just act totally normal. That'll get him! psssstt....Diablo, you owe me one if she takes my suggestion. HA! I just might do it!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #7 August 6, 2004 QuoteProbably getting to Rantoul Saturday morning. Whacha got in mind? Well, is he staying in a tent or elsewhere? 'Cause I have a number of suggestions...... ~R+R...oh, I'm so evil......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #8 August 6, 2004 QuoteLet's F@#& wth Diablopilot! If you want to, go for it, but I'll pass....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #9 August 6, 2004 Wear a skirt and get one of those stocking things to peek out from time to time. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #10 August 6, 2004 But a transvestite hooker is always what he likes I thought? Get him a real girl and watch him shrink! -www.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 August 6, 2004 QuoteQuotePick him up naked but pretend that you don't realize it, just act totally normal. That'll get him! psssstt....Diablo, you owe me one if she takes my suggestion. HA! I just might do it!!!! Will you F@#& with me next? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #12 August 6, 2004 One word - mayonnaise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 August 6, 2004 Quote One word - mayonnaise. May be one word...but is it 2 or 3 syllables? May-oh-naze or Mah-naze? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #14 August 6, 2004 Either is correct, but the 3-syllable version is preferred. At least, that's what Merriam-Webster says. Personally, I just like it on fries.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #15 August 6, 2004 Syran wrap the toilet seat....:p JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 August 6, 2004 QuotePersonally, I just like it on fries. FREAK!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #17 August 7, 2004 Forget to pick him up. Should do it.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 0 #18 August 7, 2004 have you met him before GFD? if not, ask some random lady at the airport to go up to him and pretend to be you. even though he's seen a picture, it would still freak him out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #19 August 7, 2004 Tell him the photos from our night tube freefly jump show him clearly taking out two other jumpers before he went low himself..... Photos never lie. Don't waste your time with the transvestite, he may actually like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #20 August 7, 2004 Linny... ROFLMAO = rolling on floor laughing my ass off... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 August 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteProbably getting to Rantoul Saturday morning. Whacha got in mind? Well, is he staying in a tent or elsewhere? 'Cause I have a number of suggestions...... ~R+R...oh, I'm so evil...... psssst.... RR... .she said @#@# WITH, not @#$@#..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #22 August 9, 2004 damn i wish i was having GFD pick me up. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #23 August 9, 2004 Ok so what did you do then???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 August 9, 2004 You're all very mean people. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
