mailin 0 #1 August 27, 2004 Its my last day of work!!!! Heading back to school fulltime (for the first time in 6 years) for the fall semester. I've liked my job and they're sad to see me go. But because they're gonna roast me pretty good at my good bye party this afternoon I need to do something for them to remember me by Thoughts? Ideas? JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 August 27, 2004 (_|_) 'emMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #3 August 27, 2004 Take a dump on the bosses desk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spanky39154 0 #4 August 27, 2004 Hid wee notes telling all the office secrets about the place so that they wont all get found at once but over the next few months!!!!! all the usuall "Hi, did you know (insert name) and (insert name) stay late at work to do it on the photocopier!! stupid shit like that loads a fun when they come to you later to tell you the gossip!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large Groups!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #5 August 27, 2004 Super glue stuff down here and there like coffee cups, pen containers,etc. You can also randomly remove a few months from their calendars/planners. The little notes thing is a good one too. Have fun"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 August 27, 2004 QuoteSuper glue stuff down here and there like coffee cups, pen containers,etc. You can also randomly remove a few months from their calendars/planners. The little notes thing is a good one too. Have fun And you call yourself a sky. Tsk Tsk Sombrero - a bunch of those test tube things - some Cabo Wabo - Get a little tape player - one with an external speaker - pop in some mariachi music and hand out little nips of tequila and lime - or tequila and sweetand sour mix. They will NEVER forget you. Let them do cleavage shots.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #7 August 27, 2004 in your draws line them with bin liners and either a) fill it with water and some small fish or b) fill them with jelly, and let it set with all your pens etc in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #8 August 27, 2004 you mean like this? JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spanky39154 0 #9 August 27, 2004 I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! That is brilliant!! I'm having the shittest day at work totally over loaded and thats just made my day!!! thanks!!!! really feel like doing that just now!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large Groups!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #10 August 27, 2004 Turn everything in your office upside down.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #11 August 27, 2004 Bring a clean diaper and a chocolaate frosted chocolate cake donut with you to work. Use the donut to make a "dirty" diaper.... be creative. Plant the diaper on/in a co-workers area, watch him discover it, then proceed to eat the diaper filling. I did this to a guy I worked with and he nearly hurled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #12 August 27, 2004 Leave a open can of tuna fish somewhere in the office. Photocopy your ass and send it to everyone. Look at porn all day, and then call people over to your office to talk. Spill something on the carpet. My Favorite, go to the bathroom with the door open, you pants around your ankles and the company handbook in your hands witha highlighter syaing "Broke that rule, yup that one too....ha ha ha" ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #13 August 27, 2004 And you call yourself a sky. Tsk Tsk Sombrero - a bunch of those test tube things - some Cabo Wabo - Get a little tape player - one with an external speaker - pop in some mariachi music and hand out little nips of tequila and lime - or tequila and sweetand sour mix. They will NEVER forget you. Let them do cleavage shots. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THATS what I'm talking about. Who's gonna stop you? 'F'ing with them on the last day doesn't have to be a BAD thing and make you a jerk--be a HERO!!! Conga-line your way out of the door, too.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #14 August 27, 2004 Quoteyou mean like this? Jen This one is better! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #15 August 27, 2004 shit happens when you party naked....... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 August 27, 2004 I thought the posty notes were classic until I say the aluminum foil cubical.. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 August 27, 2004 Quote THATS what I'm talking about. Who's gonna stop you? 'F'ing with them on the last day doesn't have to be a BAD thing and make you a jerk--be a HERO!!! Conga-line your way out of the door, too.~~April Sweet - then you will be the conga leader at the AOT boogie?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #18 August 27, 2004 we "bubble-wrapped" an accident-prone employee's cublicle once... kinda like the foil thing but more convenient since we had a shipping dept to steal supplies from... NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #19 August 27, 2004 Haha! We did that at one of the places i worked at. A guy got pretty damn sick. He was suppose to be going with me on a business trip to NY to take over IT support out there. So while he was gone I decided we needed to have some fun, cause at that point we didnt think he was going to make it on the B-Trip. So we completely saran wrapped and sealed everything in his cube, then put up caution tape and hazardous waste signs! My boss was crying he was laughing so hard. We had permission, just had to do it on our own time, She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #20 August 27, 2004 Sweet - then you will be the conga leader at the AOT boogie? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I always get the SWEET jobs at these things. SURE!! Would you like a 12:45 am conga or the deluxe 3am complete with video?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #21 August 27, 2004 Just be thankful the are going to get roasted and not tossed into the Dumpster. Yea, if your on the short side and in an almost empty Dumpster it's hard to get out. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #22 August 27, 2004 Buy a can of sardines. Put a few inside the grates of the heating vents and other hard to get to areas after they leave. The fish will rot and stink up the joint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 19 #23 August 27, 2004 Hi Jen, Print up a personal invite to come to the DZ and make a "SKYDIVE!! Put everyone's name on them and hand them out at the party.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #24 August 27, 2004 QuoteBring a clean diaper and a chocolaate frosted chocolate cake donut with you to work. Use the donut to make a "dirty" diaper.... be creative. Plant the diaper on/in a co-workers area, watch him discover it, then proceed to eat the diaper filling. I did this to a guy I worked with and he nearly hurled. I LOVE IT!!! mh . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BANANAFINGER 0 #25 August 28, 2004 If you have phones with speed dials programmed, rearrange them. Remap the keyboards on the PCs (sort of set up for autospell so that when they type on one word it autocorrects it to something else). I've seen both done at various times, and they have both been entertaining (probably cos it wasnt done to me) Brings to mind the Speak your Weight machine incident (happened in Australia I believe) where it was leaving messages such as "one at a time", "you fat f@%£er".Gotta have been someone on his last day at work leaving a goodbye gift... Experience is a series of non-fatal errors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
