ACMESkydiver 0 #26 September 27, 2004 Quoteor you could jsut go topless. nobody would notice AND you would get all kinda job offers Naw, that would bring on marriage proposals, and I'm already hitched... An' I don't think I want a job, I just want to look like I want some pathetic job that they will advise me to consider... I think I wanna be a paperback writer, just like the song!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #27 September 27, 2004 How do you hide hickey's?? If you're lucky, you do it by putting on your pants. I'm sorry, but I don't have legitimate adviceI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #28 September 27, 2004 I wonder if chaoskitty was trying to hide some hickeys when she had her current avatar picture taken??? Just kidding... love the new avatar. You look so cute in a cowgirl hat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #29 September 27, 2004 QuoteHow do you hide hickey's?? If you're lucky, you do it by putting on your pants. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #30 September 27, 2004 damn, It was worth a shot! LOL I think GFD's advice sounds feasable. that whole comb thing was along the same idea: to get the blood away from the skinMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 15 #31 September 27, 2004 Now that is a good hickey My final answer is.... wear a Burka!Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #32 September 27, 2004 QuoteI wonder if chaoskitty was trying to hide some hickeys when she had her current avatar picture taken??? Hey yeah, I'll just wear what Chaoskitty is wearing!! Uh, but I couldn't get away with a cowboy hat in Western Washington unless it's Halloween...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #33 September 27, 2004 Yellow concealers are for bluish marks (like under-eye circles), green concealers are for reddish marks. Physician's Formula makes a good, affordable one and you can probably pick it up at any drugstore on your way. Of course, you're supposed to wear foundation on top of it.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #34 September 27, 2004 I think this is working!! I used a pencil eraser like GFD said...I couldn't do the twisty twisty thing, that hurt a lot...so I was just going back and forth across the area pretty hard (and of course it's a freaking HUGE hickey ) and the bright red part of it is now lighter red...so I think the concealor will do it, then I'll wear a scarf just to make sure... Holy shnikeys the drama!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #35 September 27, 2004 QuoteMy final answer is.... wear a Burka That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #36 September 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteMy final answer is.... wear a Burka That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... Hahaha.. shes married.. I think shes stuck with her suction cup... heheheaa! Jaye, you are welcome to borrow my turtleneck sweater. But the hat isn't mine, so I cant lend it out anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #37 September 27, 2004 Relax, just put your pants on and nobody will see those hickies... Oh, their on your NECK??!?! Nevermind.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #38 September 27, 2004 Sport a sexy scarf... thats what I used to do. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #39 September 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteMy final answer is.... wear a Burka That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... Hahaha.. shes married.. I think shes stuck with her suction cup... heheheaa! Tee-hee!! I'm stuck with a suction cup!!! Bwahahahahaaaaa!!! QuoteJaye, you are welcome to borrow my turtleneck sweater. But the hat isn't mine, so I cant lend it out anyway. I'd stretch out yer turtleneck sweater, kitty!! It's Ok!!! Thanks to GFD's pencil eraser thingy, and a turtleneck of my own, and a collared shirt over that, and wearing my hair really long, and some HUGE clunky earrings, I really don't think anyone can see it!!! -And if they do, well I could always pop some bubblegum in my mouth and ask, "Do you want to biggie-size that for 35 cents more??" for my career talents section...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #40 September 27, 2004 The only correct response to what he did to you is to do the same to him... say the morning before he has to go visit his ailing grandmother. The Adam's apple is a great location. Just below the left earlobe is good too. For you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #41 September 27, 2004 QuoteFor you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. LMFAO!! AD doesn't look good in ANYTHING!!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #42 September 27, 2004 QuoteAD doesn't look good in ANYTHING!!! So..... what exactly are you trying to tell us here, Brains? You think Dave looks good..... NEKKID?!?!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #43 September 27, 2004 QuoteFor you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. Are you trying to say you think AD looks good in drag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #44 September 27, 2004 QuoteSo..... what exactly are you trying to tell us here, Brains? You think Dave looks good..... NEKKID?!?!?!? LOL, i knew some smartass would say that. You know, i have kissed AD before, i even took him on a tandem, but i DO NOT want to see him NEKKID!!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites girlygirl 0 #45 September 27, 2004 QuoteYellow concealers are for bluish marks (like under-eye circles), green concealers are for reddish marks. Physician's Formula makes a good, affordable one and you can probably pick it up at any drugstore on your way. Of course, you're supposed to wear foundation on top of it. She is right on with phys. form. doing the job. Good stuff. I layer green and then light coat of yellow followed by light powder. I still plf ALL the time cause I suck @ landing. I have to make sure my bruises don't show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christoofar 0 #46 September 27, 2004 LOL.. Perhaps October should be "Naked Skydiver Awareness Month?" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites girlygirl 0 #47 September 27, 2004 QuoteLOL.. Perhaps October should be "Naked Skydiver Awareness Month?" This from a guy w/ this post started from him---Re: [Shotgun] Should Christoofar post more nekkid pix? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #48 September 27, 2004 QuoteThe only correct response to what he did to you is to do the same to him... say the morning before he has to go visit his ailing grandmother. The Adam's apple is a great location. Just below the left earlobe is good too. For you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. Yes, but must wait...he will instantly peel me off of him if I latch on tonight, as he'll know it's revenge sucking... Yeah, I'm thinkin' next week before he has some kind of review with his boss...right next to the jaw line, perhaps. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #49 September 27, 2004 Quoteright next to the jaw line, perhaps. Stop pussyfooting around. Go for the forehead "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #50 September 27, 2004 YEA!!! Thank you for all the great ideas!!! I just got back...apparently, they overbooked the class...the main chick that is supposed to teach it was gone, and the lady up front asked, "Does anyone not want to be here?" Sensing a trick question, I looked back at the woman inquisitively, as to say, "You're joking, right?" She said "IF you don't want to be here, and aren't having problems looking for employment, please sign your name on the sign-in sheet and feel free to leave." ROCK ON!!!! That still will not save my significant other from paybacks...I'm just gonna get him well liquored-up so he doesn't realize that he's being...uh...'suckered'. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ACMESkydiver 0 #29 September 27, 2004 QuoteHow do you hide hickey's?? If you're lucky, you do it by putting on your pants. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #30 September 27, 2004 damn, It was worth a shot! LOL I think GFD's advice sounds feasable. that whole comb thing was along the same idea: to get the blood away from the skinMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #31 September 27, 2004 Now that is a good hickey My final answer is.... wear a Burka!Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #32 September 27, 2004 QuoteI wonder if chaoskitty was trying to hide some hickeys when she had her current avatar picture taken??? Hey yeah, I'll just wear what Chaoskitty is wearing!! Uh, but I couldn't get away with a cowboy hat in Western Washington unless it's Halloween...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #33 September 27, 2004 Yellow concealers are for bluish marks (like under-eye circles), green concealers are for reddish marks. Physician's Formula makes a good, affordable one and you can probably pick it up at any drugstore on your way. Of course, you're supposed to wear foundation on top of it.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #34 September 27, 2004 I think this is working!! I used a pencil eraser like GFD said...I couldn't do the twisty twisty thing, that hurt a lot...so I was just going back and forth across the area pretty hard (and of course it's a freaking HUGE hickey ) and the bright red part of it is now lighter red...so I think the concealor will do it, then I'll wear a scarf just to make sure... Holy shnikeys the drama!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #35 September 27, 2004 QuoteMy final answer is.... wear a Burka That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #36 September 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteMy final answer is.... wear a Burka That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... Hahaha.. shes married.. I think shes stuck with her suction cup... heheheaa! Jaye, you are welcome to borrow my turtleneck sweater. But the hat isn't mine, so I cant lend it out anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #37 September 27, 2004 Relax, just put your pants on and nobody will see those hickies... Oh, their on your NECK??!?! Nevermind.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #38 September 27, 2004 Sport a sexy scarf... thats what I used to do. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #39 September 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteMy final answer is.... wear a Burka That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... Hahaha.. shes married.. I think shes stuck with her suction cup... heheheaa! Tee-hee!! I'm stuck with a suction cup!!! Bwahahahahaaaaa!!! QuoteJaye, you are welcome to borrow my turtleneck sweater. But the hat isn't mine, so I cant lend it out anyway. I'd stretch out yer turtleneck sweater, kitty!! It's Ok!!! Thanks to GFD's pencil eraser thingy, and a turtleneck of my own, and a collared shirt over that, and wearing my hair really long, and some HUGE clunky earrings, I really don't think anyone can see it!!! -And if they do, well I could always pop some bubblegum in my mouth and ask, "Do you want to biggie-size that for 35 cents more??" for my career talents section...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #40 September 27, 2004 The only correct response to what he did to you is to do the same to him... say the morning before he has to go visit his ailing grandmother. The Adam's apple is a great location. Just below the left earlobe is good too. For you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #41 September 27, 2004 QuoteFor you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. LMFAO!! AD doesn't look good in ANYTHING!!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #42 September 27, 2004 QuoteAD doesn't look good in ANYTHING!!! So..... what exactly are you trying to tell us here, Brains? You think Dave looks good..... NEKKID?!?!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #43 September 27, 2004 QuoteFor you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. Are you trying to say you think AD looks good in drag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #44 September 27, 2004 QuoteSo..... what exactly are you trying to tell us here, Brains? You think Dave looks good..... NEKKID?!?!?!? LOL, i knew some smartass would say that. You know, i have kissed AD before, i even took him on a tandem, but i DO NOT want to see him NEKKID!!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #45 September 27, 2004 QuoteYellow concealers are for bluish marks (like under-eye circles), green concealers are for reddish marks. Physician's Formula makes a good, affordable one and you can probably pick it up at any drugstore on your way. Of course, you're supposed to wear foundation on top of it. She is right on with phys. form. doing the job. Good stuff. I layer green and then light coat of yellow followed by light powder. I still plf ALL the time cause I suck @ landing. I have to make sure my bruises don't show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #46 September 27, 2004 LOL.. Perhaps October should be "Naked Skydiver Awareness Month?" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #47 September 27, 2004 QuoteLOL.. Perhaps October should be "Naked Skydiver Awareness Month?" This from a guy w/ this post started from him---Re: [Shotgun] Should Christoofar post more nekkid pix? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #48 September 27, 2004 QuoteThe only correct response to what he did to you is to do the same to him... say the morning before he has to go visit his ailing grandmother. The Adam's apple is a great location. Just below the left earlobe is good too. For you see, with the possible exception of AD, men don't look good in scarves. Yes, but must wait...he will instantly peel me off of him if I latch on tonight, as he'll know it's revenge sucking... Yeah, I'm thinkin' next week before he has some kind of review with his boss...right next to the jaw line, perhaps. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #49 September 27, 2004 Quoteright next to the jaw line, perhaps. Stop pussyfooting around. Go for the forehead "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #50 September 27, 2004 YEA!!! Thank you for all the great ideas!!! I just got back...apparently, they overbooked the class...the main chick that is supposed to teach it was gone, and the lady up front asked, "Does anyone not want to be here?" Sensing a trick question, I looked back at the woman inquisitively, as to say, "You're joking, right?" She said "IF you don't want to be here, and aren't having problems looking for employment, please sign your name on the sign-in sheet and feel free to leave." ROCK ON!!!! That still will not save my significant other from paybacks...I'm just gonna get him well liquored-up so he doesn't realize that he's being...uh...'suckered'. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
