Girlfalldown 0 #1 October 14, 2004 I was a complete dumbass just now. I sent an IM to my boss telling him our new guy was a genius but instead I spelled it genious. I'm going to hear about it for the rest of the month I'm sure. I also type "just a sex" a lot and "abou tit" Anyone else? Got any other good ones? Edited to add: HA! I spelled embarrassing wrong! I suck!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #2 October 14, 2004 I fall victim to the "just a sex" also. Glad I'm not the only one . I also have a problem with the genious/genius too. The strange thing is, I'm usually good at spelling Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #3 October 14, 2004 Back in the old days before email and laptops for everyone, I used to have to distribute fifty paper copies of meeting minutes to a bunch of people at my old company. I printed my master copy, went to the copier, and started my 20 minute copy job. As I was waiting, I picked up the first copy to check the copy quality. Imagine my surprise whan I read the line "hard dicks have been sent to all European customers to satisfy contract requirements" in the middle of my minutes...I actually bruised my finger hitting the CANCEL JOB button. Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 October 14, 2004 I don't have any examples of funny spelling mishaps, but I have been known to accidentally send scathing diatribes on a co-worker's character to them in an IM, thinking I'm sending it to someone else. The explanations are fast and furious then, let me tell you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #5 October 14, 2004 a friend sent me an email and mentioned he was "sitting down with a rum and cock" my college martial arts instructor handed out a syllabus titled "marital arts" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 October 14, 2004 Quotea friend sent me an email and mentioned he was "sitting down with a rum and cock" my college martial arts instructor handed out a syllabus titled "marital arts" Mmmm rum and cock. My favorite! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #7 October 14, 2004 Once it was Boss's day and I was writting on the card what a great guy he was and spelled it ever so slightly wrong and it came out like... "You worthless, ruthless, uncaring Bastard!" I mean it was just a typo... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 October 14, 2004 nothing like that but a lot of the classic geology texts are written in ye olde english, using f for s and fuch and we had a fcottish professor who loved making us read that fhit. so it made for interesting out loud reading for the uninitiated when they got to suckling or sucking.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 October 14, 2004 I'm perfect and don't make typos. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 October 14, 2004 QuoteI don't have any examples of funny spelling mishaps, but I have been known to accidentally send scathing diatribes on a co-worker's character to them in an IM, thinking I'm sending it to someone else. The explanations are fast and furious then, let me tell you. That reminds me of the time I IMd my boss a link to a dropzone.com posting by accident. I had to run to his desk and delete his entire history to save my ass! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #11 October 14, 2004 When i was working at a help desk...I had an entry in a ticket... "User having problems with dick drive" I never heard the end of that....and I was the only girl in the department She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 October 14, 2004 QuoteI'm perfect and don't make typos. *cough* Bullsh*t. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #13 October 14, 2004 QuoteI suck!!!! It that a typo?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #14 October 14, 2004 QuoteOnce it was Boss's day and I was writting on the card what a great guy he was and spelled it ever so slightly wrong and it came out like... "You worthless, ruthless, uncaring Bastard!" I mean it was just a typo... The only typo I can see is writting (WRITING) THE REST LOOKS PERFECT Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #15 October 14, 2004 I always type boobie instead of boogie.. but I usually catch it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #16 October 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI suck!!!! It that a typo? Nope. Is that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 October 14, 2004 QuoteI always type boobie instead of boogie.. but I usually catch it. OMG I've totally done that. I remember last year the Byron Boogie became the Byron Boobie for a while too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 October 14, 2004 QuoteI'm perfect and don't make typos. ------------------------------------------------------------ *cough* Bullsh*t Aww, is that your way of hitting on me? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #19 October 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm perfect and don't make typos. ------------------------------------------------------------ *cough* Bullsh*t Aww, is that your way of hitting on me? He'd better be careful. I hear you hit back...HARD. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,151 #20 October 14, 2004 I once submitted a high school biology essay on micro organisms and throughout the essay had written micro orgasms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 October 14, 2004 QuoteI once submitted a high school biology essay on micro organisms and throughout the essay had written micro orgasms. Better than nothing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #22 October 14, 2004 I always type boobie instead of boogie.. but I usually catch it. *** Oh...so you like catching boobies, do you... Thanks Zep... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 October 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI once submitted a high school biology essay on micro organisms and throughout the essay had written micro orgasms. Better than nothing... I get micro orgasms sometimes when I have to much rum and cock. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 October 14, 2004 QuoteI get micro orgasms sometimes when I have to much rum and cock. [Starsky in disguise]DO IT, DO IT[/Starsky in disguise]---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 October 14, 2004 I constantly type ABOU TIT. but one thing i rmember is more of a misreading then a typo. I walked past a newspaper about 6-8 months ago the headline read "WAR HEROES" well, the way it was folded the "O" looked like a "P" I had to do a double take then I realized that there was no chance of getitng infected with war herpes!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
