PalletMan 0 #26 October 13, 2004 B.J. HunterSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 October 13, 2004 QuoteMy favorite fake name: Phil Lattio During college, we were talking about fellatio. A new guy walked in and said "Fhil who?". Our dorm residents name was Phil, so we told him that he name was short for Phillatio. It was hysterically funny until the day that the DR was standing in the cafeteria line with his sister (the president of Baptist Campus Ministry) and this guy said hello from 10 feet away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #29 October 13, 2004 Howie Feltersnatch ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #30 October 13, 2004 Jacque Strappe Hugh Jass Anita Bathe Ivanna Karr I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #31 October 13, 2004 Paging Ms Thracks,Ms Ann Thracks..........Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #32 October 13, 2004 QuoteDixie Wrecked Hmmmm..... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 October 13, 2004 I met a guy named Ad Veal a few weeks ago. He even had to pull out his driver's license to prove it is spelled that way... Maybe not all that funny, but weird for sure..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #34 October 13, 2004 Russian taxi driver: Pikop AndropovSkydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #35 October 13, 2004 If any of you can get ahold of the legendary "Tube Bar" recording, I'd recommmend it! The Bum Bar Bastards would torment Red, the owner of the Tube Bar, with name like, "Bill Loney" and "Hal Jalyekakik." Read more about Red and the Tube Bar here... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdy2skydive 0 #37 October 14, 2004 My dad's a teacher. He once had a student named Ophelia Rass and another time a student named Arshit. You can't make this stuff up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CieloDiosa 0 #38 October 14, 2004 this one QuoteRussian taxi driver: Pikop Andropov and this one QuoteBuster.....Buster Hymen crack me up! ~boogie ho!! pull before impact! L.A.S.T#14, PMS #309, Ci EL O DI O SA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gerrcoin 0 #39 October 14, 2004 See pic. It's his actual name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #40 October 14, 2004 QuoteMy dad's a teacher. He once had a student named Ophelia Rass and another time a student named Arshit. You can't make this stuff up. I have a new co-worker named Michael Arreola... you know, the word for nipples? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mayberry 0 #41 October 14, 2004 QuoteDick Gozinya Bwaaah!! I used that one on one of those credit card applications they bug you to fill out at the mall or sporting events. A few weeks later I got a response back that said "Due to inadequate credit history length we have to decline your request". Saved it & put it on the fridge!! Another favorite is Peter Fitzgoodentite DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Will_I_Am 0 #42 October 14, 2004 Not going to read through all the suggestions, so if this is a repeat, please forgive me. Heywood Jablome For $20 I'll call the guy a CHICKENFUCKER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GARYC24 3 #43 October 15, 2004 How about a funny buisness name? Sofa King Also could be used as " I'm Sofa King. We tard it" Or..Dixie Nomas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bumgangster 0 #44 October 15, 2004 Phil McCracken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hungarianchick 0 #45 October 15, 2004 Iva Bigun Jim Shorts "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slotperfect 7 #46 October 15, 2004 Real people with funny names: Tom A. Hawke (my great uncle - short for Thomas Alva) Aiken Payne (his college friend) Shanda Lear (from the Lear Jet family) Ima Hogg (famous Texan) Richard Head (I bumped into this real name in the Army) I had a book once full of these. Maybe a Google search will yield a larger list.Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #47 October 15, 2004 QuoteRichard Head (I bumped into this real name in the Army) When I was at Ft. Knox back in 1994, there was a "Captain America" there. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slotperfect 7 #48 October 15, 2004 I forgot one . . . I used to house-sit for a neighbor named Marianne Hook, who was a Captain at the time. "Captain Hook." Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kwoo 0 #49 October 15, 2004 There is always the Ho family. Ivan Ho Ida Ho Anita Ho I think they are for France. Would that make them French ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #50 October 15, 2004 QuoteIvan Ho PERSONAL ATTACK PERSONAL ATTACK!!!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HO? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BillyVance 34 #40 October 14, 2004 QuoteMy dad's a teacher. He once had a student named Ophelia Rass and another time a student named Arshit. You can't make this stuff up. I have a new co-worker named Michael Arreola... you know, the word for nipples? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #41 October 14, 2004 QuoteDick Gozinya Bwaaah!! I used that one on one of those credit card applications they bug you to fill out at the mall or sporting events. A few weeks later I got a response back that said "Due to inadequate credit history length we have to decline your request". Saved it & put it on the fridge!! Another favorite is Peter Fitzgoodentite DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Will_I_Am 0 #42 October 14, 2004 Not going to read through all the suggestions, so if this is a repeat, please forgive me. Heywood Jablome For $20 I'll call the guy a CHICKENFUCKER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #43 October 15, 2004 How about a funny buisness name? Sofa King Also could be used as " I'm Sofa King. We tard it" Or..Dixie Nomas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bumgangster 0 #44 October 15, 2004 Phil McCracken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #45 October 15, 2004 Iva Bigun Jim Shorts "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #46 October 15, 2004 Real people with funny names: Tom A. Hawke (my great uncle - short for Thomas Alva) Aiken Payne (his college friend) Shanda Lear (from the Lear Jet family) Ima Hogg (famous Texan) Richard Head (I bumped into this real name in the Army) I had a book once full of these. Maybe a Google search will yield a larger list.Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #47 October 15, 2004 QuoteRichard Head (I bumped into this real name in the Army) When I was at Ft. Knox back in 1994, there was a "Captain America" there. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #48 October 15, 2004 I forgot one . . . I used to house-sit for a neighbor named Marianne Hook, who was a Captain at the time. "Captain Hook." Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kwoo 0 #49 October 15, 2004 There is always the Ho family. Ivan Ho Ida Ho Anita Ho I think they are for France. Would that make them French ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #50 October 15, 2004 QuoteIvan Ho PERSONAL ATTACK PERSONAL ATTACK!!!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HO? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
