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Does someone have a case of the Mondays?

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Ooh, evil eeneR has something to say....

Nope nothing to say....just its the equivalent to my thursday afternoon right now...:o I'm only working a half day tomorrow and im off to Perris! :)
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
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Gotta love it!
I work 2nd shift dispatch covering 4 states for Vz.
working every weekend and then getting a 4DAY weekend each month.
So, most Mondays are lost in the shuffle then this is a 4DAYer for me. Going to see SHARK's TAIL:)
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I have a serious case of the Mondays....
My dad is in the hospital (again), my Cardinals have lost two straight, I have no lesson plans made for this week.....and I am tired...really tired.

But.....the sun is shining and I am determined to cheer up....somehow!

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

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mornin' sunshine!...
Get the memo about putting cover sheets on the
TPS reports???...
-"Office Space"

ummmmm.... here's a little something to brighten your
day...

WAYS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING:

# Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.

# Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

# During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.

# Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

# Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.

# Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.

# Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.

# When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)

# Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

# Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"

-Tony

have a nice day :)

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

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Hahahaha!!! That was funny - I love to imagine actually doing those things. The looks would be priceless.

Yep. I have a severe case of the Mondays right now. I've been here for two hours, and the most productive thing I've done is eat a cereal bar, and write a few posts. And I'm tired. And I wanna go home and snooze. And I hope no one gives me grief today. Wah!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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...dont't forget the cover page. didn't you get the memo? i'll just go ahead and send it to you again.:P


mondays suck, and i'm still hurtin' from the halloween party saturday night. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DB|
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Have a great time at bigway camp eeneR!

Thanks!!!!!

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Nice to meet you yesterday!

It was nice to put a face with the name, course I had seen you around, just didnt know you were you! :D
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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I've been in training for 2 weeks already and still have 3 more to go. Then I have a week of FMLA training, then another 4 weeks of customer training. I think I might go crazy!!!!! :S

Ginny
The words I have to say, May well be simple but they're true, Until you give your love, There's nothing more that we can do-David Bowie


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