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turtlespeed

Who do you want for Christmas?

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It's good to be wanted.


I s'pose....wouldn't really know.;)



To get onto Turtles list one must possess three things.

1) A heart beat -
2) The ability for self locomotion
3) Their Own Female Anatomy

If you qualify please lie down under my tree I'll unwrap you Christmas Morning.

Thank you.


Hey....I finally meet someone's criteria!:o With or without a bow?;)
"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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It's good to be wanted.


I s'pose....wouldn't really know.;)



To get onto Turtles list one must possess three things.

1) A heart beat -
2) The ability for self locomotion
3) Their Own Female Anatomy

If you qualify please lie down under my tree I'll unwrap you Christmas Morning.

Thank you.


Hey....I finally meet someone's criteria!:o With or without a bow?;)



Bows are optional . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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lmao on edit, is there a story behind that or what :o



I just know the maturity level of this group here and wanted to qualify the criteria as best as I could.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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wow.....my list is long, but destinguished

used real names in cases where i know them to protect the not so innocent

Shannon
Lainy
Lany
Alli
Mel
Arlo
Ro
Bettina
Chelle
Sam
Nicki
Wendy

i know im forgetting some....but what a list.



Awe Jake :$, I dunno if santa has room in his sleigh to fit all those wishes :P

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And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need
'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie

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OK, that's it, I gotta chime in here now.

For Christmas I would like....

The Pink Mafia. Yep, all of them, to include future members! :)



Yep, this hasn't changed. Not at all!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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I can't believe that nobody said the wanted Tequilagirl. I am staking my claim to her right now. I want TG. And i better get her too.

EXCUSE ME?

HAHA this is funny!! Brains gets busted for sayin this shit LAST YEAR!! :D:ph34r::D



Imagine what i was thinking when i saw this post pop back up and then saw that she responded:o:D:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Well I'm very happy to see that you haven't changed your mind about me in a year:)



How could I change my mind about you, sweetie? I still can't name you as someone I want for Christmas though.... My wife may not like that too much. ;):)
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Is maturity necessarily a good thing?


Masturritie? Mashtrity? How do you spell it? What the hell does it mean?:S

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Is maturity necessarily a good thing?


Masturritie? Mashtrity? How do you spell it? What the hell does it mean?:S

Who do you want for Christmas Frenchy? We all know what- a dictionary... lol :P
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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Is maturity necessarily a good thing?


Masturritie? Mashtrity? How do you spell it? What the hell does it mean?:S

oh frenchy, no need for that. but here's the definition anyway....:)maturity (NOUN) 1a. The state or quality of being fully grown or developed. b. The state or quality of being mature.

edit: my spelling sucks.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!

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The state or quality of being fully grown or developed. b. The state or quality of being mature.


Uh.... Can you translate that into monosyllabic grunts?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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