boinky 0 #51 January 14, 2005 Quotewearing a ball gag. Unless he went out and got himself a new one, he won't be wearing THAT! I'm holding it ransom! (Along with the handcuffs, whip, crop, ankle restraints) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #52 January 14, 2005 True, but the thong is all mine... Kelly - the next time I see you, you're getting a lap dance. Sunny - Meet me at the gate in one of those golf carts they use to transport old people. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #53 January 14, 2005 QuoteTrue, but the thong is all mine... Hmmm.....You definitely have a "point" there. Don't make me come there and spank you! Oh wait, that's not a punishment is it? You'd LIKE that, wouldn't you?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #54 January 15, 2005 Mmmmm... chocolate. No really. Chocolate is a great replacement for sex. You can get it hard or soft, steaming hot or frigidly cold, in a one inch nugget or a six inch bar, sweet or not so sweet... Yup, chocolate is the perfect short term substitute for nookie. Not that I'd know anything about the subject at hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovelife22 0 #55 January 15, 2005 QuoteWell, what are they? A long night of dancing your butt off w/your best friends maybe you will find your man to relieve your sexual frustrations!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #56 January 15, 2005 QuoteThat actually makes me more horney. It's horny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #57 January 15, 2005 I take out all my frustrations at the gym ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #58 January 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteskydiving......duh That actually makes me more horney. really?!?! well.....HI my name is adam LOL Better get all that in before Sunday not sunday, it is actually tonight!!!! in abotu 3 hours!!!! By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #59 January 15, 2005 BC only gives it to you once a month???? Those tandem rides must really be fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #60 January 15, 2005 QuoteMmmmm... chocolate. No really. Chocolate is a great replacement for sex. You can get it hard or soft, steaming hot or frigidly cold, in a one inch nugget or a six inch bar, sweet or not so sweet...Yup, chocolate is the perfect short term substitute for nookie.Not that I'd know anything about the subject at hand.I heard there is a chemical in chocolate that is the same as produced during sex. Good call. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #61 January 15, 2005 Quote QuoteMmmmm... chocolate. No really. Chocolate is a great replacement for sex. You can get it hard or soft, steaming hot or frigidly cold, in a one inch nugget or a six inch bar, sweet or not so sweet... Yup, chocolate is the perfect short term substitute for nookie. Not that I'd know anything about the subject at hand. I heard there is a chemical in chocolate that is the same as produced during sex. Good call.That's why I love fine chocolate so much?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #62 January 15, 2005 No worries, if I am horny all I have to do is walk out into the living room in my leathers and well, it is quickly taken care of. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #63 January 15, 2005 masturbation, alot of it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #64 January 15, 2005 Quote That actually makes me more horney. Wow, Im not the only one that has that problem? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #65 January 17, 2005 How did it go? I wanna hear a happy story Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #66 January 17, 2005 Cooking a young woman a great dinner, follow that with a scented oil massage, then give her all the time she wants so she can enjoy herself. I enjoy making her smile. "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #67 January 17, 2005 QuoteNo worries, if I am horny all I have to do is walk out into the living room in my leathers and well, it is quickly taken care of. You see, this is the perfect definition of a bittersweet image. You leather: sweet. Getting Derek involved, bitter. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #68 January 18, 2005 !!!!!TRY.....Chocolate Chips Cookies Cookies (it's for a tease/foreplay)...it's the chocolate chips that I/you/anyone want........when take a bite of a chocolate chip cookie.....try to dissolve the cookie as fast as you could to get to the chocolate chip.........once get a hold of the chocolate chip.........play with it (twirl it around in your mouth with your tongue.....just like tongue twirling with your signifcant others).......mouth gets watery......letting it slides back and forth on your tongue......when the chocolate melts you could feel it slowly slides down your throat......sending chills down your spine (feels like your neck have been licked up & down then to your ear to that passionate kisses.....). You can savor the taste......flavor for as long as you like before swallowing the sweetness down your throat.....leaving body tingly all over.........ummmm... ..........try it......you shall see............."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #69 January 18, 2005 QuoteGetting Derek involved, bitter I'm not that bad, really Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #70 January 18, 2005 I don't like chocolate chips. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #71 January 18, 2005 Do you like chocolate? Not necessarily chocolate chips.....than again, just a thought!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #72 January 18, 2005 QuoteDo you like chocolate? Not so much. I don't think i'm american. I don't really like chocolate, ice cream, or oreos. Weird eh? Now some of that expensive british chocolate, thats pretty good. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #73 January 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteGetting Derek involved, bitter I'm not that bad, really Derek You don't taste bitter at all, trust me. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #74 January 18, 2005 QuoteYou don't taste bitter at all, trust me. He must be drinking pineapple juice. That helps a lot!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #75 January 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou don't taste bitter at all, trust me. He must be drinking pineapple juice. That helps a lot!! Let's just say I know what to cook with. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
