Ya know the movie Vanilla Sky? Well my roommate has a problem somewhat like that...

[kansasskydiver 0]

So yeah, I just got done saving his ASS for the 2nd time now in like the last 30 days probably. For some reason he tends to catch the REAL winners. Example one:

FYI THIS IS VERY LONG BUT MILDY HUMOROUS!!!

He leaves for Iraq, while he's gone, randome chick from X location moves a couple blocks away without notice to "go to school" as she says. Not exactly a good school ok, so why here. The whole time he's been back, they've maybe hung out 2-5 times that I know of. He meets a chick that he really likes and calls it off with stalker no. 1. Now think Vanilla Sky here ok!!!

She freaking flipped on him. Look at all we had, our feelings, the sex, you in me yadda yadda yadda. emails, phone calles, letters, randomly coming to the house... Oh my god I thought she was gonna set the house on fire. Finally she catches him at home cries, does her thing and leaves. We think it's ok THEN the phone rings. "Hey I need to talk to you again" ding dong she's at the front porch.

Shit ain't going well right so as a loyal friend and roomate I call the neighbor and invite him over to try to make it uncomfortable for her. Yes I know a dickish move, but again, think Vanilla Sky chick here ok...SO she leaves not a problem...

Fast forward to St Pat's day. We're all out and guess he meets this girl at a bar here. Tells her we're having a party Friday night, address etc and we head out. Next day no one remembers. 1030pm Ding Dong doorbell rings, 8 guys sitting around playing Halo2, "who is it" chick walks in the front door... No one knows who the hell she is right. So I gotta get up early for a 8am tandem, they head out to the bars with the unknown chick.

Saturday afternoon he shows up to the dropzone... Dude you wouldn't believe it. He continues, I guess I met her Thursday night that's why she came over (byherself none the less) While we were out she kept on telling everyone that she liked anime porn and that she was a good catholic and that he'd be the 8th guy she's had premarital sex with. They were both drunk, hadn't even kissed yet, we'll leave the rest to the imagination. She however puked all over his bed, the hallway, herself and my toothbrush. Then walked into the wrong room butt ass naked, got yelled at then passed out in the hallway... REal winner here huh. So then the next morning she sees him and say, shit you not, "What's your name?"

SOOOO I'm laughing my ass off at this story (we're just a bunch of college kids and this chick has got issues) Saturday night we head back to the house, little bit of drinking, DING DONG, she's back again... I head to bed, nother early tandem the next morning, wake up, she's on the loveseat sleeping. Kinda got the point right about not hooking up with him anymore, no interest etc

So anyways, he gets some pretty interesting emails during the week, infact VERY interesting emails in detail about what she wants to do etc etc etc... THEN on Sunday she manages to go through a relationship, by herself, via email, breaking up with him and calling him an asshole...

So anyways, Monday rolls around, she's quoting the bible and how horrible of a person he is and how she's such a good little girl, never does anything wrong (remember, she was the one that determined he was going to be the 8th guy and then didn't know his name in the morning) etc etc etc. then sometime last night/this morning she sent him another email, that honestly, I think I'm going to send into Hustler or something. It's a poem about... Yeah kinda freaky.

So anyways, this brings us to present. By this point we know she's got issues. She's blaming her being a slut on him when in fact she's the one whoring herself out. She feels bad and hence believes it's her right to quote the bible and make him feel bad, then less than 24 hours later is talking about... Yeah you could ONLY imagine what goes on in this chicks mind.

So about an hour ago, him and I are sitting watching TV, just got home from the bars and DING DONG... Now this is weird, no one rings the doorbell. He takes off upstairs, I already know what's going on. Open the door and, low and behold, there she is. "Hey he's not here, he's at a formal, give him a call on his cell, he should be home by midnight or something"
-"Oh I don't have his cell"
-"Cool I'll give it to you"
at this point I figure, no harm done, give her the number and poof... Yeah right. She comes in, sits down and starts playing with our dog. Then I realize what she's wearing. Beneith her blazer, what looks to me a see through nighty, I'm guessing crotchless panties under her skirt with the suspender type pantie hoes. And she says "I've had a bottle of rum so I don't mind your dog biting me"

While all this is going on, you can freaking hear him flushing the toilet upstairs, walking around etc etc etc right... Then his dumb ass walks down the stairs. I yell someone else’s name but she already recognizes him and he goes back upstairs. (BTW I just had to stop for about an hour to get filled in on the latest news hahaha) So he goes back upstairs and leaves me down there with her. I finally go up and get him and am like “Dude, she’s your deal now, you messed up and came downstairs” So he comes downstairs in his boxers and dress uniform jacket hahaha and starts talking to him.

I take the dog outside and start calling my neighbor seeing if he’ll come over and try to save us. No one. SOOOO I go inside, start making noise etc and finally decide I’m just gonna call the house phone. So I do, tell him it’s for him, it’s his Dad. He takes the phone and runs off. I go back into the kitchen. He finds me then and goes “Hey call her a cab, she’s trashed and I gotta talk to my Dad,” Being the GOOD friend I am, I say, nah I’ll just take her home, moreso because then I’d have to sit with her while the cab comes. So I take her home and right in the beginning of the drive, “So do you have to take home a lot of his girls” No reponse cause now I feel like an ass…

NOW DON’T CALL US ASSHOLES YET CAUSE IT GETS BETTER AND MORE FREAKY!!!

I drive home and am already on the horn with him yelling at him and telling him he owes me big time. We already knew the chick had problems but it gets better… Since about 11pm she’s been calling here leaving messages, about 7 or so now. We haven’t answered any of them. They’re pretty good though and again, just think Vanilla Sky chick:

“When I wanna f*ck you daminit you’re gonna f*ck me” “I’m coming over there right now and you’re gonna f*ck me” “We’re gonna have wild monkey sex” “You think you’re gonna forget about me??!?!?! I’m NOT GONNA LET YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!!!”

Those are only a couple of my favorite lines from the nearly 30mins of messages.

Present day now It’s 1230, about 5 mins ago a car pulled up and a drunk, what appears to be girl, walked up to the house. No more phonecalls, no more messages, but someone is here… Crazy chick indeed. What a freaking riot tonight has turned out to be hahahaha

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[peacefuljeffrey 0]

IIRC, the chick in Vanilla Sky ended up DEAD, and the guy (the analog to your friend) ended up horribly disfigured.

You might want to watch this one carefully.



Oh, I don't mean to be rude, 'cause I know you were rushing to get the story told, but it got pretty confusing. I'm not even sure if you were talking about only one girl between the beginning and end of the story. The one about moving close and going to school nearby, is that a separate girl from the one who leaves the phone messages?

Oh, and one other thing you really should have told us:

IS SHE [I]HOT[/I], OR NOT?!

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Oh, and one other thing you really should have told us:

IS SHE [I]HOT[/I], OR NOT?!

shes got a belly... does that help the mental image?



chris, you guys might want to start locking your doors and stuff... this chick sounds pretty screwed up.

MB 3528, RB 1182

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Oh, I don't mean to be rude, 'cause I know you were rushing to get the story told, but it got pretty confusing. I'm not even sure if you were talking about only one girl between the beginning and end of the story. The one about moving close and going to school nearby, is that a separate girl from the one who leaves the phone messages?

Oh, and one other thing you really should have told us:

IS SHE [I]HOT[/I], OR NOT?!

-Jeffrey

Jeff I can't believe you forgot to ask for pictures! It sounds like the chick's up for anything.

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Dude you know who she is. It's mini mouse

And it's 2 chicks. The first chick was awhile back. The one who moved here. The current girl is a new one he met St Pat's day

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[slug 1]

Hi KS

Don't know about "Vanilla Sky chick" but reminds me of Clint Eastwood movie "Play Misty for Me". You guy's are living in the same dog house

R.I.P.

[kansasskydiver 0]

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IIRC, the chick in Vanilla Sky ended up DEAD, and the guy (the analog to your friend) ended up horribly disfigured.

You might want to watch this one carefully.

Yeah I saw it once, that was enough. what I meant to get out of the tittle is, think how crazy the chick was. She was going phsyco for nothing. that's how these 2 girls have been. The "I'm NEVER GONNA LET YOU FORGET ME" comment was pretty freaky. You have NO idea unless you're here.

If it keeps up, we're getting a restraining order from her seriously. The worst part is, she just signed up for a first jump course June 3rd with us and added herself to our mailing list... She's got issues she's nto going to let go of.

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[peacefuljeffrey 0]

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Oh, I don't mean to be rude, 'cause I know you were rushing to get the story told, but it got pretty confusing. I'm not even sure if you were talking about only one girl between the beginning and end of the story. The one about moving close and going to school nearby, is that a separate girl from the one who leaves the phone messages?

Oh, and one other thing you really should have told us:

IS SHE [I]HOT[/I], OR NOT?!

-Jeffrey

Jeff I can't believe you forgot to ask for pictures! It sounds like the chick's up for anything.

LOL! Wel, maybe I can look past the belly if she's got cute feet.

But I'm just weird.

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[kansasskydiver 0]

TRUST ME, you don't want to get involved with her! She's got some issues and some of what was said isn't even dz.com safe to post...

She's not very happy about not getting any at the momment.

ps the car has left and the phone has begun to ring and now i'm getting emails from her too

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[Girlfalldown 0]

Restraining order sooner than later is a good idea. Maybe you can get one for your work too. I don't know how the law works on that though.

EEEEK!

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[Dead4Life 0]

Women need to learn to control their emotions and act with dignity.

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Women need to learn to control their emotions and act with dignity.

How dare you! That's it. I'm posting my boobs! That'll teach you.

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[kansasskydiver 0]

YES!!! You're hijacking my thread with your boobies!!!

I'm going to start making all the girls I meet take a mental exam first

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rolmao


post the e mail!!!

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

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rolmao


post the e mail!!!

Yeah I want to see it too!

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[Tonto 1]

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Women People need to learn to control their emotions and act with dignity.

There. Fixed it for you.

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rolmao


post the e mail!!!

Yes! emails! and recordings of the messages!

this is too funny.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Whoa...I've only seen the Vanilla Sky movie once, but that movie is not in reference to my screen name. I have to admit that I am a tiny bit uncomfortable with the way you are calling this freak that is hounding your friend the "Vanilla Sky Chick". I'm obviously not the girl that you are talking about, but you know that this is EXACTLY how rumors begin.

For the record, this girl sounds pretty mentally and emotionally unstable. Everyone else involved also seems a little drama-prone for putting up with her behaviour. Your friend needs to tell her in no uncertain terms to leave and to never come back...and be done with it. He shouldn't accept any calls, visits, letters, e-mails, etc. She'll stop, eventually...if not, he may have to move.

Too weird.

[wingnut 0]

dude, i have a solution to your problem... i'll start driving now (no problem since i don't start my job untill monday) you can introduce me to her and i'll take her out on the town for a night..... we get to crash on your couch though..... then in the morning i'll tell her my nameis clay and i'm going to iraq for a while and that my email is freflir29_AT_dropzone.com and that i'll keep in contact..... not only do you two get out of the situaion you are in, but clay will get some entertainment while in the desert......


p.s. i dare you guys to try and get naked pictures out of her...... that would just add to this whole wierdness level, would probly let ya "REALLY" know if sheis that nuts, cuz a girl that would fess up those after being ignored for a week or two needs some help!!!,lol, or a good contract for your soon to be starting web site...lol.....

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Whoa...I've only seen the Vanilla Sky movie once, but that movie is not in reference to my screen name.

Don't worry, I never said it was. Please don't try to turn it around and make it about yourself or something. I've met you before and trust me, you're NOT anywhere close to my reference to the movie. Not even a little

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For the record, this girl sounds pretty mentally and emotionally unstable. Everyone else involved also seems a little drama-prone for putting up with her behaviour.

Ummmm for putting up with her? How exactly? She comes over univited, the second time we all left her and she decided to sleep on the couch.

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Your friend needs to tell her in no uncertain terms to leave and to never come back...and be done with it. He shouldn't accept any calls, visits, letters, e-mails, etc.

He DID tell her, that's the problem. When she called him an ass and quoted the bible he said it was all his fault yadda yadda yadda to get it over with. She's the one insisting on it now and decided to show up unanncounced last night He told her he was NOT going to sleep with her and I took her home.

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She'll stop, eventually...if not, he may have to move.

He got 6 emails last night and said that up to 7am she was still calling and leaving him messages. Tonight is going to be an entertaining night. We're going to record the messages onto my computer, remove the names and post them for your humor.

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[kansasskydiver 0]

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rolmao


post the e mail!!!

Here are the emails I got from her... I've removed the names to protect the innocent:

as a friend of xxxxxx you should let him know that he is a fool for letting a girl as wonderful as me slip away...not only do I have a very high sex drive...but I am also a wonderful catch in other aspects...your dog is great...

I'm glad you like my dog, she's a sweatheart. I'm not sure what to say in response to your sex drive comment. I tend to try to stay out of other people's issues. Chris

You shouldn't stay out of your friends business...otherwise, you might let him lose a fabulous women such as me...and that would be awful of you...

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[SpeedyGonzales 0]

Geez, I thought this was all over with after her e-mail "relationship", when I saw she had signed up for the first jump class I about jumped out of my chair. Hope you guys get this figured out. Either that or I could be a bitch to her more. J/K

Edit to add: And now she's sending you e-mails. That's getting a little bit scary.

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Geez, I thought this was all over with after her e-mail "relationship", when I saw she had signed up for the first jump class I about jumped out of my chair. Hope you guys get this figured out. Either that or I could be a bitch to her more. J/K

Edit to add: And now she's sending you e-mails. That's getting a little bit scary.

Yes yes yes it's kinda freaky that now she's hunted me down through the jump club... And for those who don't believe me, speedy just vouched that this chick is a bit crazy

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And for those who don't believe me, speedy just vouched that this chick is a bit crazy

Oh, I don't think anyone is disbelieving you at this point....

I'd definitely keep her away from any rabbits!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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[MarkM 0]

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For the record, this girl sounds pretty mentally and emotionally unstable. Everyone else involved also seems a little drama-prone for putting up with her behaviour. Your friend needs to tell her in no uncertain terms to leave and to never come back...and be done with it. He shouldn't accept any calls, visits, letters, e-mails, etc. She'll stop, eventually...if not, he may have to move.

Ahh the voice of reason. It takes 2 people to create and maintain a fucked up situation like this.

Your friend could've shut her down in a heart beat early on, but apparently he liked the ass too much so now he's in over his head playing dodge ball with someone else's emotions.