ZZTopless 0 #1 April 15, 2005 What's your favorite skydiving quote? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 April 15, 2005 arch motherfucker, arch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #3 April 15, 2005 Anything from Truman Sparks..... I can watch that part of Fandango over and over, and it still cracks me up....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZZTopless 0 #4 April 15, 2005 I'm a personal fan of: "It wasn't my first time, honest. DAMN IT! I have to buy beer AGAIN!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #5 April 15, 2005 That was fun, lets not do it again. (after a Rodeo gone bad)Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 April 15, 2005 I haven't thought about it enough to have a favorite, but a few that pop to mind are: serious - "There is no pause button in skydiving" or - "The only guarantee in skydiving is you WILL land." funny - "Skydivers have more fun than people" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #7 April 15, 2005 "you'll be fine..... as long as you dont do anything stupid....."HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #8 April 15, 2005 Instuctor on exit position and arch " stick your dick in the wind as if you are shagging it" that gave me all sorts off mental pictures Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZZTopless 0 #9 April 15, 2005 haha! i like that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #10 April 15, 2005 On Muff Bros dive- "First rule of safety.... DON"T FUCKIN DIE!" ~Johnny Gates ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 April 15, 2005 Said to 1'st time tandem student on way to altitude... "Remember....no sounds just like go in the doorway!" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 April 15, 2005 I forget where I heard this one, but it goes something like: After a particularly bad landing, an instructor was overheard saying to a student, "That landing would have been perfect if you'd finished it by catching on fire and exploding."Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcarchangel 0 #13 April 15, 2005 "If something goes wrong with your main, you will have the rest of your life to get your reserve out."------------------------------------------------------- "These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left, and I'm ready for war." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #14 April 15, 2005 QuoteWhat's your favorite skydiving quote? Pull handles until you have a good canopy, or your goggles fill with blood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahegeman 0 #15 April 15, 2005 Overheard at the DZ: "You were so bad on that jump you should have considered not pulling."--------------------------------------------------------------- There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. --Dave Barry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshopper 0 #16 April 15, 2005 "you can only be bad at skydiving once" -Dave Mesero________________________________________________________ Abbie drove me to Idaho and all I got was this lousy sigline Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 April 15, 2005 "Just because you survived doesn't mean it was a good idea in the first place.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamUK 3 #18 April 15, 2005 From the jumpmaster of one load after sorting out the exit order and landing pattern, came out with "...and for Christ's sake, will nobody f**king die!!" Cracked us up since it was totally unexpected and he had a look of (feigned) injured concern on his face when he said it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #19 April 15, 2005 Brian Germain, very quietly, while videotaping a friend during a canopy course starting a 270 hook turn about 300 feet too low: "Oh, that's not good." ...followed shortly by: "Nice job of not killing yourself!"Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #20 April 15, 2005 Temporary highjack. Iceman, congrats on #2000 last weekend at the boogie. Seeing Aviva make an almost perfect swish through the center was too funny. Sorry, carry on with the quotes.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #21 April 16, 2005 QuoteBrian Germain, very quietly, while videotaping a friend during a canopy course starting a 270 hook turn about 300 feet too low: "Oh, that's not good." ...followed shortly by: "Nice job of not killing yourself!" Not a quote, but a "moment": I saw Brian Germain at the SoBe Boogie (first and only) do a handstand in the packing hangar... and while he was upside down, someone (don't know who it was) ran up and PANTSED HIM! Later that evening, he gave a canopy control seminar, and when he showed up to introduce himself and start the seminar (keep in mind, I had about 30 jumps and new NO one, so when he got pantsed he was just another dude to me), I said, "Hey, you're the guy who got pantsed!" Brian's cool; he took it in stride with a sense of humor and said, "Yeah." LOL! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 April 16, 2005 QuoteWhat's your favorite skydiving quote? *** You can only TIE a low pull contest! ...And... My instructor to me, on the way up for the first frefall~~ "Everything I see says you're ready... but if the good Lord ever wanted to take a shit on ya...TODAY would be the day!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #23 April 16, 2005 QuotePilot: Ok guys.... this is a bad spot.... Right before we did a bandit demo into a world of outlaws sprintcar race....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Punky_Monkey 0 #24 April 16, 2005 Here's my favorite....Don't know who wrote it...But I am trying to live by it...Puts the door monster in perspective... "I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change, the fear of the unkown, and I have gone ahead despite the soundings in my heart that says: Turn back, you'll die if you venture too far." I have another that goes something like this... "You may never get rid of the butterflies but you can teach them to fly in formation."******* Punky Monkey You may never get rid of the butterflies, but you can teach them how to fly in formation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #25 April 16, 2005 Quote"I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change, the fear of the unkown, and I have gone ahead despite the soundings in my heart that says: Turn back, you'll die if you venture too far." I like that......... WOW....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
