airtwardo 6 #26 April 16, 2005 "Yeah..once before, But it was at 300 feet over water and I was on fire..." ~~Reply from a retired F-14 Pilot, to my question whether he'd ever jumped before... He thought the Tandem was rather 'tame' in comparison. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #27 April 16, 2005 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy~Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #28 April 17, 2005 From my AFF instructor: "Arch like you're getting a blow job through a picket fence."---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #29 April 17, 2005 From my AFF instructer about tunnel rats who skydive, "They are brilliant in the air, so good that they shouldn't even bother pulling [can't land worth a shit]" Also AFF instructer to ease my nervousness at the door "And my carpet matches my drapes" All time favorite "There I was...thought I was gunna die" Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #30 April 17, 2005 Quotearch motherfucker, arch. dearch fat boy dearch and put the twinky down... Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
