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QuoteI keep forgetting you're scared of penis. Please accept my apologies....
We could always get her a penguin with a penis.
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
QuoteHe has a penis.
You COULD just make him tuck it in before entering the house.
I'd be wary of this person. She hasn't moved in yet, and she's already gone back on her word. Start the interview process all over, and let her know that you are going to do it. She is either too broke to pay the first months rent, which means the next several won't come easy, or she is a flake. Either way, you're screwed.
If you tell her you are starting the process all over, she will shit or get off the pot.
If you tell her you are starting the process all over, she will shit or get off the pot.
That's what she did and she shat.
We're meeting tonight.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
We're meeting tonight.
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Quote...We'd let you move in but you'd have to wear a skirt and a wig.
I don't get it unless you live in a ladies dorm...hey, wait! I'll wear a wig and a skirt for ya! Do I get to wear makeup, too? I'd make a great roomie and I'll pay in advance!
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I've lived with 2 guys before. I really don't want to do it again.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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QuoteWe'd let you move in but you'd have to wear a skirt and a wig.
You don't want to see that. Trust me.
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
QuoteI've lived with 2 guys before. I really don't want to do it again.
wuss. whats wrong with burping, farting, smelly guys that are always trying to get you into bed?
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
headoverheels 292
QuoteMy question is, do you know how to get eye goo out of carpet?
I'd suggest Goo Gone.
I keep forgetting you're scared of penis. Please accept my apologies....
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