lawrocket 3 #1 May 4, 2005 Yeah, this morning yet another wannabe punk-ass pulls up next to me on the way to work with his stereo thumping and rattling my damned windows. Being a nice morning I had the windows down. Considering the amount of time that my son is in the car, I've got a Baby Einsten music CD loaded to ease him on those short drives. For those unfamiliar, it's classical music done in baby instruments - bells, harps, glockenspiels, etc. About as sissy as you can get. So I switched CD and pumped that fucker up to full volume. I of course learned that treble can be heard over pumped up subwoofer - something about fidelity in th eupper end of the musical spectrum. The guy gives me a look like, "Wut da fuk iz yew doing?" (I reckon that's how he would spell it). I just moved my head in rhythm to the beat of Beethoven in flute. The car on the other side of me had this older gal looking and laughing and gave me a thumbs up. The guy just peeled out at the light - unfortunately there was no cop to see it. I realize, of course, that if I keep doing this someone's just gonna cap me. So why, oh why, can't I stop? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 4, 2005 You can't stop because its fun to 1) kick people's paradigm in the nuts and 2) its just funny.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 May 4, 2005 BWAHAHAHAAHA! That's effin hilarious!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #4 May 4, 2005 Difinitely worth a capped ass, lol. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 May 4, 2005 Awesome!!! I've often wanted to do the same, but I don't have anything nearly as perfect as Baby Einstein to retort with!! Beautiful! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #6 May 4, 2005 I just usually give the standard middle finger....it is really not a good idea cause one day someone is going to chase me down or something"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #7 May 4, 2005 That's great dude! I often pull up next to "those types" and recline my seat WAY back too. I get some nastly looks for that. I really don't understand the bass pumping thing or the reclining your seat way back thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 May 4, 2005 QuoteI just usually give the standard middle finger....it is realyl not a good idea cause one day someone is going to chase me down or something Or they will chase ME down when you do that from my passenger seat CCowden-- it's called the "gangster lean" Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #9 May 4, 2005 From reading and watching the news..Getting shot could happen to anyone.. Have fun and be careful with the crazy, borderline road rage, nut cases, and wannabe punk-ass kids out there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #10 May 4, 2005 That's my tactic on occasion. Definitely askin' for it. That's why Lawrocket's response was so great - he was pumping his music just like homey was. Just because it was classical on baby instruments doesn't mean he can't roll like that too. What's a punk gonna say? "Well, I shot him 'cause his music was louder"? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #11 May 4, 2005 QuoteI often pull up next to "those types" and recline my seat WAY back too You know, you folks are just egging me on. I think I'm gonna start carrying some props now. Things I'll need: 1) Get me a baseball cap to wear sideways, or a beanie; 2) Some stick-on tattoos so I can show how hardcore I am; 3) I'll do a gangsta lean out da window; 4) Maybe even sport a gold chain with it.. I do think I need to upgrade to some real tweeters, too. My God, I'm gonna get capped... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cvfd1399 0 #12 May 4, 2005 I was told that a High High power CB amplifier transmitting near a car with a high power subwoofer amplifier would fry the sub amp. I dont know if it is true, or how it works, but it would be great to try. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #13 May 4, 2005 You definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #14 May 4, 2005 QuoteYou definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! Dude, don't forget one of those Honda "R" stickers. AggieDave swears they add 30 HP Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #15 May 4, 2005 They do, that's why I put some Honda R stickers on my truck.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fireflytx 0 #16 May 4, 2005 QuoteYou definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! ok how about along with that, how about get a baby blue Grand Am from the 80's and add the spoiler and some chrome spinner rims and lower the car so it smashes into the ground every time you run over a pebble...... That would be stylin'."Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #17 May 4, 2005 Don't forget your $200 Wal-mart spinners!!! I bet if you just carried two of them...and jumped out real quick and stuck them on the side of your car that he/she was on....you could really get the impression across!!! Of course - if you jump out too quickly - he might assume yer frontin' and get out himself!! Then you'd better hope the light turns green real quick!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #18 May 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI often pull up next to "those types" and recline my seat WAY back too You know, you folks are just egging me on. I think I'm gonna start carrying some props now. Things I'll need: 1) Get me a baseball cap to wear sideways, or a beanie; a top hat may work better! Or a beret.....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #19 May 4, 2005 Quote CCowden-- it's called the "gangster lean" I don't think I've ever seen that. Awesome story lawrocket! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #20 May 4, 2005 QuoteYou definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! I saw a Kia Rio with one a few weeks ago (with the fart-can exhaust too). It pulled up next to me while I was driving my brother's 425HP Ford Lighting and started revving the engine. It was a good laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stewie 0 #21 May 4, 2005 Quote fart-can exhaust New keyboard, please "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #22 May 4, 2005 QuoteI just usually give the standard middle finger....it is really not a good idea cause one day someone is going to chase me down or something You got that right! I use my middle finger or both arms to tell someone to "fuck off" pretty liberally on the highway. Even gotten chased 20 miles a couple times... Believe it or not, I've been menaced by a couple of crazed 18 wheeler truckers who didn't like my "salute"... well jeez louise... if you'd move the fuck over to the right lane instead of riding in the left lane like you owned it, I wouldn't be flipping your ass off!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nanook 1 #23 May 4, 2005 Get some Bach CD's. Those violins stay way up there in the treble clef. Maybe for a tough guy persona, some Mussorvsky. Nothing says "Gangsta Killa" like "Night on Bald Mountain" blaring with the background buzz of those kazoo exhausts pipes._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #24 May 4, 2005 Yeah but you can tell them off in sign while smiling the whole time and no one would no the difference!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #25 May 4, 2005 Yanno, my stereo will pretty much crack the asphalt behind my car, but I always turn it down at lights and in residential areas. It's just rude to not do so. That being said, if I pull up next to someone and they have the rap shaking my windows, I'll throw in the 1812 Overture (the one with the digital canon fire) or something really off the wall like Frank Sinatra and let it thump.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Rebecca 0 #10 May 4, 2005 That's my tactic on occasion. Definitely askin' for it. That's why Lawrocket's response was so great - he was pumping his music just like homey was. Just because it was classical on baby instruments doesn't mean he can't roll like that too. What's a punk gonna say? "Well, I shot him 'cause his music was louder"? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 May 4, 2005 QuoteI often pull up next to "those types" and recline my seat WAY back too You know, you folks are just egging me on. I think I'm gonna start carrying some props now. Things I'll need: 1) Get me a baseball cap to wear sideways, or a beanie; 2) Some stick-on tattoos so I can show how hardcore I am; 3) I'll do a gangsta lean out da window; 4) Maybe even sport a gold chain with it.. I do think I need to upgrade to some real tweeters, too. My God, I'm gonna get capped... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #12 May 4, 2005 I was told that a High High power CB amplifier transmitting near a car with a high power subwoofer amplifier would fry the sub amp. I dont know if it is true, or how it works, but it would be great to try. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #13 May 4, 2005 You definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 May 4, 2005 QuoteYou definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! Dude, don't forget one of those Honda "R" stickers. AggieDave swears they add 30 HP Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 May 4, 2005 They do, that's why I put some Honda R stickers on my truck.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #16 May 4, 2005 QuoteYou definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! ok how about along with that, how about get a baby blue Grand Am from the 80's and add the spoiler and some chrome spinner rims and lower the car so it smashes into the ground every time you run over a pebble...... That would be stylin'."Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #17 May 4, 2005 Don't forget your $200 Wal-mart spinners!!! I bet if you just carried two of them...and jumped out real quick and stuck them on the side of your car that he/she was on....you could really get the impression across!!! Of course - if you jump out too quickly - he might assume yer frontin' and get out himself!! Then you'd better hope the light turns green real quick!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #18 May 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI often pull up next to "those types" and recline my seat WAY back too You know, you folks are just egging me on. I think I'm gonna start carrying some props now. Things I'll need: 1) Get me a baseball cap to wear sideways, or a beanie; a top hat may work better! Or a beret.....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #19 May 4, 2005 Quote CCowden-- it's called the "gangster lean" I don't think I've ever seen that. Awesome story lawrocket! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #20 May 4, 2005 QuoteYou definitely have to get a big stupid looking wing for the back of your car and a muffler that makes your car sound like shit. Apparently you can make any car, yes ANY, cool by just adding a dumb looking wing, shitty sounding muffler, and an obnoxiously loud stereo. Drive around with your seat leaned way back, with your retro babseball hat and jersey on and you are da bomb! I saw a Kia Rio with one a few weeks ago (with the fart-can exhaust too). It pulled up next to me while I was driving my brother's 425HP Ford Lighting and started revving the engine. It was a good laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #21 May 4, 2005 Quote fart-can exhaust New keyboard, please "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 May 4, 2005 QuoteI just usually give the standard middle finger....it is really not a good idea cause one day someone is going to chase me down or something You got that right! I use my middle finger or both arms to tell someone to "fuck off" pretty liberally on the highway. Even gotten chased 20 miles a couple times... Believe it or not, I've been menaced by a couple of crazed 18 wheeler truckers who didn't like my "salute"... well jeez louise... if you'd move the fuck over to the right lane instead of riding in the left lane like you owned it, I wouldn't be flipping your ass off!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #23 May 4, 2005 Get some Bach CD's. Those violins stay way up there in the treble clef. Maybe for a tough guy persona, some Mussorvsky. Nothing says "Gangsta Killa" like "Night on Bald Mountain" blaring with the background buzz of those kazoo exhausts pipes._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #24 May 4, 2005 Yeah but you can tell them off in sign while smiling the whole time and no one would no the difference!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #25 May 4, 2005 Yanno, my stereo will pretty much crack the asphalt behind my car, but I always turn it down at lights and in residential areas. It's just rude to not do so. That being said, if I pull up next to someone and they have the rap shaking my windows, I'll throw in the 1812 Overture (the one with the digital canon fire) or something really off the wall like Frank Sinatra and let it thump.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
