Girlfalldown 0 #1 May 6, 2005 Since May is national Masturbation month we should all join the maturbate-a-thon! Or make our own and call it kill-a-kitten-a-thon! CLICKY -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #2 May 6, 2005 gross Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #3 May 6, 2005 what about the puppies? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 May 6, 2005 OMG, how did you know i was masturbating right now? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #5 May 6, 2005 Damn I should have bought that travel buddy for my trip this weekend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 May 6, 2005 QuoteDamn I should have bought that travel buddy for my trip this weekend GV is open late! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 May 6, 2005 Quotegross Oh come on now! Stop being so uptight. You know you secretly want to join the Orgyforworldpeace. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #8 May 6, 2005 masturbating is so fun.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #9 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuotegross Oh come on now! Stop being so uptight. You know you secretly want to join the Orgyforworldpeace. Count me in. WAAAAY in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 May 6, 2005 World peace is such an over used cause. Let's have an orgy for something important...like convincing Starburst to make an all strawberry pack. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #11 May 6, 2005 I love this, woman all over the world will be kill the kitty on my birthday. ha what more can a man ask for other then a front row seat. GFD your my hero. How bout a kill the kitty freefly? Nice to see your feeling better. Now this is something to look foreward to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 May 6, 2005 QuoteWorld peace is such an over used cause. Let's have an orgy for something important...like convincing Starburst to make an all strawberry pack. Or how about an orgy to get "slut-whole" put in the dictionary? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #13 May 6, 2005 Do I need to train more for this event? You know (at least for us flawed males) there's only so many kittens that can be killed per day before the well runs dry and needs time to be replenished. I think the female participants could last longer. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 May 6, 2005 Pour beer on it. It's super fun to masturbate when it's covered in beer. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 May 6, 2005 QuoteDo I need to train more for this event? You know (at least for us flawed males) there's only so many kittens that can be killed per day before the well runs dry and needs time to be replenished. I think the female participants could last longer. Yes you will need training. I can be hired as a coach for a small fee. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #16 May 6, 2005 QuotePour beer on it. It's super fun to masturbate when it's covered in beer. Well Duh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #17 May 6, 2005 QuotePour beer on it. It's super fun to masturbate when it's covered in beer. Are you serious? |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #18 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuotePour beer on it. It's super fun to masturbate when it's covered in beer. Are you serious? Yep.. shave first, then poor beer on it.. or hard liquor... even better (runs away) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #19 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotePour beer on it. It's super fun to masturbate when it's covered in beer. Are you serious? Yep.. shave first, then poor beer on it.. or hard liquor... even better (runs away) Weird, who comes up with this shit? "Hey, I wonder what if he's thirsty too!" |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #20 May 6, 2005 Oh SHIT! ...you mean I was only supposed to be doing that during MAY????? What about the other eleven months? Elvisio "hairy palmed" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #21 May 6, 2005 QuoteOh SHIT! ...you mean I was only supposed to be doing that during MAY????? What about the other eleven months? Elvisio "hairy palmed" Rodriguez What's really sad is that I don't think I've done it once in May. Love the avatar! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #22 May 6, 2005 QuoteYes you will need training. I can be hired as a coach for a small fee. You know... This is what is wrong with this sport today!! Everyone wants a "coach Fee".. Whatever happened to the good old days of "giving back to the Sport!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #23 May 6, 2005 you will supply the training??? I don't need training. I was in the Sexual Olympics in 2004! I placed Gold in the 9hour freestyle intercourse division. BY the way.... I prefer you don't call it Killing the KItty. I prefer you calling it "flicking the minnow". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 May 6, 2005 I will so dominate this event. I have lived my entire post-pubescent life training for a time like this when my talents can shine! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 May 6, 2005 I'll opt out. I can only have sex with someone I like... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
