happythoughts 0 #2 May 4, 2005 The little paperclip dude on Microsoft products. That thing just creeps me out. It winks at you and stuff. I swear that I could qualify one of the expressions as a leer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #3 May 4, 2005 No one I would bitch slap here, but maybe I'll be able to give you a nice slap on the butt next time I see youMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 May 4, 2005 QuoteNo one I would bitch slap here, but maybe I'll be able to give you a nice slap on the butt next time I see you Thank you Ma'am, may I have another?!?! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 May 4, 2005 QuoteParis Hilton. Britney Spears too... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 May 4, 2005 Oh, you too? Let's see, just another way for me to raise some donation this summer at WFFC for JFTCMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 May 4, 2005 Sometimes, you make me feel so cheap. All I've got to say about that is... ummm... oh well, it's the only attention I get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 May 4, 2005 QuoteOh, you too? Let's see, just another way for me to raise some donation this summer at WFFC for JFTC Sorry, for me to donate, It'll have to be me spanking you, and I get to decide on allowed amounts of clothing... Don't worry, privacy is assured, and no video (or stills) will be allowed. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 May 4, 2005 I can't post it because then he'll respond and it'll annoy the hell out of me. Edited to add smileys so no one gets their panties in a bunch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 May 4, 2005 Those little freaky things on the Quizno's commercial. Those things are kinda creepy. Oh, and Cameron Diaz. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #13 May 4, 2005 My boss. What an asshat.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 May 4, 2005 Quotereply] Britney Spears too... "Hit me baby one more time." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerock 1 #15 May 4, 2005 A politician, the hire up the chain, the more satisfying. -R You be the king and I'll overthrow your government. --KRS-ONE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #16 May 4, 2005 My roommate...she drank all my beer"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 May 4, 2005 Tyler Lawson... but only because I owe him one...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #18 May 4, 2005 OMG..... this one employee..... driving me NUTZ!!! It is slap your coworkers day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 May 4, 2005 QuoteQuotereply] Britney Spears too... "Hit me baby one more time." (SLAP!) Now drop your skirt and bend over, you dirty filthy trash bag ho! (SPANK!) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #20 May 4, 2005 Well - to quote a great movie "the list is long, but distinguished" To start with: * divnswoop - cause he's in OH * ianmdrennan - for always jumping with Bob * marks - honestly - who doesn't want to?? * Remster - for whatever he had me say to the French customs lady * skinnyshrek - for always stealin' my v-slots! * 'Duh - well, actually - I want her to slap me!!! * divnswoop - cause the first one didn't satisfy me enough * Bolas - because it would be funny - and, well - because it would be funny! * chaoskitty - 'cause I don't know yet that I shouldn't * Casie - 'cause I like pushing her buttons * freeflier29 - 'cause he's a punk ass, and well - 'cause he's a punk ass! * divnswoop - 'cause now it's just fun...and 'cause I can!! and finally, * Bolas - 'cause I'm still laughing from the first time...and it would be funnier this time!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #21 May 4, 2005 Quote"the list is long, but distinguished" Yeah, well so is my johnson! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adobelover 0 #22 May 4, 2005 The "guys" on the Sonic commercials. But I'd REALLY like to Bitch-Slap the smirk off Dubyah's face!!!!_________________________________________ Old age ain't no place for sissies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #23 May 8, 2005 Myself... after some of the foolish mistakes I've made. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites