CSpenceFLY 1 #1 June 2, 2005 Can you hold my beer while I find my licence Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 June 2, 2005 Chris - did this happen to you sometime between Barrett Parkway and home? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 June 2, 2005 Or...Yeah,I saw the stop sign,it's you I didn't see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 June 2, 2005 Or...The question is do you know how fast I was going. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 June 2, 2005 Is it raining where you are right now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 June 2, 2005 "Your eyes look glazed, how many doughnuts have you had?" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #7 June 2, 2005 Sir, I was planning on walking home, but I was too drunk to walk, which is why i drove instead.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #8 June 2, 2005 Sir, do you know why I blew through that stop sign? I wanted to see you stand out here in the pouring rain ...This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 June 2, 2005 You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #10 June 2, 2005 No officer, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops moving at 120! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soarfree 0 #11 June 2, 2005 Bad cop. No donut. Well behaved women rarely make history - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #12 June 2, 2005 oh those signs posted? i thought they were just suggested speeds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 June 2, 2005 June 3rd is National Doughnut Day... get a free one ! http://www.krispykreme.com/ Seriously! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #14 June 2, 2005 "respect 'MY' authority!" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 June 2, 2005 Sorry about dumping your sister. She gave lousy head. So Uhh, How about just a Warning this time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #16 June 2, 2005 Quote"respect 'MY' authority!" LMMFAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 June 2, 2005 Quote Bad cop. No donut. __________________________ We had a kid, here in town, who had a bright yellow Mustang with that emblazoned across the back window on the car. He was drag racing one night and wrapped the Mustang around a light pole. When he appeared in court for arraignment and the judge opened the kids file, there on top, in living color was an 8x10 photo of the back window of that Mustang! The out-come of things was a 90-day license suspension and 2-yrs probation. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #18 June 2, 2005 In response to "anything you say can be used against you in a court of law", I always liked "please stop hitting me officer", although don't think it would be wise Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flifree 0 #19 June 2, 2005 'didn't i see you get your ass kicked on COPS?' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 June 2, 2005 QuoteIn response to "anything you say can be used against you in a court of law", I always liked "please stop hitting me officer", although don't think it would be wise I don't think saying my sig line would be smart either... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 June 2, 2005 DUDE. Sheesh, where were you like, days ago? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #24 June 2, 2005 "I'm only half as thunk as you drink I am!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #25 June 2, 2005 Hold on a sec, I'll unchamber this round. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
