fruce 0 #1 April 6, 2001 Well, I’ve completed my first trial attempt at having some sort of sex in the wind tunnel. Here are my findings:1. Be prepared for spectators, lots of them. 2. In anticipation of a potential shut down by management, it is strongly suggested that you “tip” the control booth operator $20.003. Any “moisture” will immediately dry up, so a pre flight lubrication with a 10w-30 grade viscosity fluid is required. 4. You must have very good freefly skills. RW=0 hits5. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT let the female team member transition into a stand up position6. Foreplay is out of the question…… unless you want to lose your tongue. 7. The freefly “sit” position gets the job done.8. Buy extra time…..I’d love to hear from those of you out there that have had similar experiences……….. just to compare results. frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyPlaymate 0 #2 April 6, 2001 Fruce....All that I have to say is that I am so sorry that's all you came up with..I thought you would be more up to par on something like that. you're a very bad boy Fruce...don't worry I'll send you the tape of what I DID in the wind tunnel...hehehe**BLUE ONES** BITE ME.... :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #3 July 24, 2003 Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Its a shame u didn't comment on sodomy, im sure that the threaders would love this We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #4 July 24, 2003 you seem to have a bit of a one track mind dont you think?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #5 July 24, 2003 A one track mind.....no. I just speak wot comes to mind. Besides..i've actually posted it in an appropriate thread.....wheres my kudos? We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #6 July 24, 2003 kudos? I dont do them, their fattening.. i think you continue to mischaracterize the basic tenor of the forum, the majority gives a rats ass about sodomy one way or another its all just sex something most skydivers are big fans of.. an yet you seem to have a need to bring it up in nearly every thread.. hence 'one track mind'____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #7 July 24, 2003 Quotekudos? I dont do them, their fattening They are fattening....only when consumed in mass quantaties. Besides thats why theres this little thing called exercise. Or sexercise (keeping the context of the thread) Quotei think you continue to mischaracterize the basic tenor of the forum*** I've read what the forum is about. Contrary to your belief I can read, write, and even walk and chew gum at the same time. the majority gives a rats ass about sodomy one way or another its all just sex something most skydivers are big fans ofQuote Yeah in some places majority rules, but doesn't make it outlawed. And yes, you're right, it is SEX. (gives you a kudos, u can throw it away if you want) And I would hope most skydivers are big fans of it...infact, most people of the world are as well. you seem to have a need to bring it up in nearly every thread.. hence 'one track mind*** I wouldn't say I "bring it up" it doesn't have that effect on me. (personally i don't even like to think about it) I just have a laugh at it, ya don't like it don't read it, don't come at me tho. NO PERSONAL ATTACKS! and yes, I know wot you meant by one track mind. Just "loosen" up We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #8 July 24, 2003 ***Just "loosen" up I heard KY works well, BUTT I havent tried it. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #9 July 24, 2003 since you havent met me yet i'll simply explain that if i became any 'more loose' my indivdual atoms would lose cohesion. Pattern analysis is something i train & do all day. No personal attack at all, just simple pattern recognition. Its not a matter of reading or not reading, its just suprising how often i've seen the word of late with your name at the header. Why do you become so defensive when someone pointing such things out?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #10 July 24, 2003 QuoteKY works well mmm.. water based... if loosing humidity is the issue, wont work well... good for latex and all, but probably wont work.... jar of vaseline should do the trick, but not good for latex... damm.... what a conundrum!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,673 #11 July 24, 2003 Unless you have video, it never happened.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #12 July 24, 2003 He is right.....a video DOES prove everything! We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #13 July 24, 2003 Quotemmm.. water based... if loosing humidity is the issue, wont work well... good for latex and all, but probably wont work.... jar of vaseline should do the trick, but not good for latex... damm.... what a conundrum! Silicone-based lube, baby! Nice and slippery, it doesn't dry out, and condom safe. -P__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #14 July 24, 2003 QuoteQuotemmm.. water based... if loosing humidity is the issue, wont work well... good for latex and all, but probably wont work.... jar of vaseline should do the trick, but not good for latex... damm.... what a conundrum! Silicone-based lube, baby! Nice and slippery, it doesn't dry out, and condom safe. -P Ohhhhh... thats the cutaway cable stuff! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #15 July 24, 2003 How about video of naked Hooters girls in the Fort Bragg tunnel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #16 July 24, 2003 hell yeah...bring on the goods learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #17 July 24, 2003 QuoteHow about video of naked Hooters girls in the Fort Bragg tunnel? hehehe... YOUR american tax dollars at work! lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #18 July 24, 2003 QuoteHow about video of naked Hooters girls in the Fort Bragg tunnel? i think its a moral imperative that you post this...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #19 July 24, 2003 I "heard" this happened about 1995, very early in the morning. I don't personally have the tape though; I believe it got played to death. I am sure another copy exists somewhere, but I wouldn't know where to look. A case of Miller Light used to get you a lot of favor with some people back then. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #20 July 24, 2003 QuoteA case of Miller Light And thats a millitary site?????????? lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #21 July 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteA case of Miller Light And thats a millitary site?????????? lmao There is a lot of things that happen on military sites all the time"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #22 July 24, 2003 Quote There is a lot of things that happen on military sites all the time Yea, but for LIGHT beer? man, you poeple have low standards.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #23 July 24, 2003 That all depends on the individual's personal beer tastes, it's not all encompassing."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #24 July 24, 2003 QuoteI "heard" this happened about 1995, very early in the morning. yea and that certain body parts of females aren't very attractive in 120+ winds Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #25 July 24, 2003 every female body part is attractive irrgardless of winds... how could fluttering boobies not be attractive?? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
