wildcard451 0 #26 July 27, 2005 I actually am the embodiment of true evil. I have been called the "white devil" in more than one language. I actually look forward to my enternity in hell cause we are gonna make it one hell of a bonfire. /at least all my friends will be there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #27 July 27, 2005 After reading this thread I am entirley convinced it's just a matter of time before I kill everyone! Remember that next time I ask for your last cold beer! HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #28 July 27, 2005 QuoteToday at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea. So help me out, here. How do you know if someone's pure evil? they start out by offering a bunch of nickels for a paper marriage.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #30 July 27, 2005 Hey they still don't know where jimmy is buried.As long as they can never find the bodies your good to go!You girls should toughen up nicely now!(lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #31 July 27, 2005 Quotea serial killer must kill 3+ people to be considered a serial killer Actually, a serial killer doesn't have to do anything to be considered a serial killer. I guess it's just one of those things that sticks to your reputation even if you haven't done it in a while and you're a little rusty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #32 July 27, 2005 Don't most people wet the bed as children? ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #33 July 27, 2005 QuoteDon't most people wet the bed as children? specifically, beyond what is normal for toilet training, on up into and sometimes including the early teenage years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #34 July 27, 2005 .. OH NEVERMIND. She knows I'm a cereal killer, I can kill a box of capt crunch in an hour. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #35 July 27, 2005 QuoteAfter reading this thread I am entirley convinced it's just a matter of time before I kill everyone! Remember that next time I ask for your last cold beer! With a name like Hack b 4 31 I'm not suprised. you must be an axe murderer ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 July 27, 2005 Bigun gets 10 points for funniest response. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #37 July 27, 2005 QuoteToday at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea. So help me out, here. How do you know if someone's pure evil? Kelly you think up some of the strangest things in the world... But hey if you think a guy is a serial killer asking the mom probably wont help remember Mrs. Vorhes from Jason? She ended up being one crazy ass psycho killer!! Watch out for the mom's!!! But ask all of the important questions and if you wake up in the middle of the nite and he is just staring at you, then you may have a problem... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #39 July 27, 2005 "With a name like Hack b 4 31 I'm not suprised. you must be an axe murderer " Close, Hack B is my nickname from the military and 4-31 was my infantry unit. But I swear I have only killed two people so far so I need at least 1 more to be a serial killer by definition. So to re-iterate if I ask you for a cold beer it would behoove you to say yes.HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #40 July 27, 2005 QuoteToday at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea. Oh my God, Kelly! Your mind has entirely WAY too much idle time! JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #41 July 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteas one axe murder does not make a serial killer. a serial killer must kill 3+ people to be considered a serial killer Are you serious? What if you've killed four, but two were on purpous and 2 were by accident? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #42 July 27, 2005 I think it's all about your psyche. You can kill 50 people in one isolated incident and not be a serial killer. But having a pattern of killing, and usually an M.O., is what makes one a serial killer, as opposed to a mass murderer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #43 July 27, 2005 I actually got asked this in an interview today. she looked at me and was like "well I have one question before I pass you to our hiring(sp?) manager, your not a serial killer are you?" I was like um not can say that I am, its actually something I pride myself on, shes like "Good cause we dont hire them around here... thats gotta be the funniest interview question i've ever got...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #44 July 27, 2005 Where was this interview? Do they often hire serial killers by mistake so now they have to actually ask before hiring?? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #45 July 27, 2005 I dunno but I sure do feel safe working there now! edited to add its at a hotel chain called Cabot Lodge, and I did get the job! so now I can actually jump again! yay for money flow! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #46 July 27, 2005 Try to meet up with women who have been maried for a while already. They should pretty much by now know if their hubby has any kind of gore-ish side activity. Talk with these women and find out if their man is a serial killer/rapist/etc. If he isn't, you can kill the wife yourself or opt for any other means in causing them to seperate. This will give you the possibility to marry the now divorced or widowed man and be assured of a tranquil rest of your married life. *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #47 July 27, 2005 When he's not home, go into the garage and look at his chainsaw. If it is perfectly clean and has no wood chips on it, that might be a sign. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #48 July 27, 2005 Actually here's yoru answer. Ask him this question and see what he replies... You'll get it based off of his answer: QuoteA woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later, she killed her sister. Question: what is her motive for killing her sister?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #49 July 27, 2005 QuoteActually here's yoru answer. Ask him this question and see what he replies... You'll get it based off of his answer: QuoteA woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later, she killed her sister. Question: what is her motive for killing her sister? So she'll meet him again at her sisters funeral *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #50 July 27, 2005 Knowing the answer from the question above, means one of two things: Or I heard this question before or I have the same mindset as a serial killer! *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
