How do you know if someone's a serial killer?

[kelel01 1]

Today at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea.

So help me out, here. How do you know if someone's pure evil?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

the boxes of capt crunch have knife holes in them

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[BGill 0]

if they end up killing you, along with others... chances are they're a serial killer

[jtval 0]

um...they kill multiple people...THAT's a dead giveaway.


until that happens that are NOT a serial killer

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[jumpchikk 0]

The smell from the deep freezer in the garage should be the best clue...

[Tonto 1]

You give them the standard "Are you a serial killer" questionaire.

One should not trust those who come through completely though, as one axe murder does not make a serial killer.

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It's the year of the Pig.

[f1freak 0]

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How do you know if someone's pure evil?

A birthmark that looks like "666"

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...JUST DONT DIE

[Buried 0]

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How do you know if someone's pure evil?

you know me right?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[BGill 0]

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as one axe murder does not make a serial killer.

a serial killer must kill 3+ people to be considered a serial killer

[gweeks 1]

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How do you know if someone's pure evil?

A birthmark that looks like "666"

I have one that looks like "999". Is that ok?

[Lostinspace 0]

If your partner is a bed wetter, you may want to reconsider your future with them.

[kelel01 1]

There are also other defining characteristics that make one a serial killer, as compared to a mass murderer.

Ted Bundy arranged knives around his aunt (pointing towards her) while she was sleeping one time . . . when he was 5 years old. He also killed frogs in scary ways.

Those are my two new screening questions . . . for the person's parents.

[Buried 0]

did your b/f pass? I'd be surprised if he did

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[kelel01 1]

I haven't asked yet. I'm sure I can find them in the phonebook, though.

[wildcard451 0]

The big three are enuresis, pyromania, and cruelty to animals. If they did all those as a child, be afraid.

[kelel01 1]

The only one I don't recognize is "enuresis".

What's that?

[wmw999 2,176]

bedwetting.

I think you should just ask them if they're the embodiment of pure evil. If they say yes, then believe them. If they say no, they're probably lying, and you should avoid them.

I hear the Carmelites have openings

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[jtval 0]

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There are also other defining characteristics that make one a serial killer, as compared to a mass murderer.

Ted Bundy arranged knives around his aunt (pointing towards her) while she was sleeping one time . . . when he was 5 years old. He also killed frogs in scary ways.

Those are my two new screening questions . . . for the person's parents.

um.;..are you implying that there are CALMING ways to kill a frog?

you may be a killer

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[Bobster 0]

Check with his neighbor's. Whenever there is a serial killer the neighbor's always say "he was such a quiet man and kept to himself".

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[Designer 0]

Let's see.Has no friends.Says things like "Thank You for not making me Kill You Today".House smells like a morgue.Oh Shit that's me(rotflmao)

[kelel01 1]

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I think you should just ask them if they're the embodiment of pure evil. If they say yes, then believe them. If they say no, they're probably lying, and you should avoid them.

I agree with you.

[kelel01 1]

Well, I was gonna say he ritualistically sacrificed them, but then I realized he wasn't Pagan, or an Incan, or a Pentacostal, or a Voodoo Priestess or whoever it is that does that kind of stuff.

[Designer 0]

I've known a few women who were Satan's god children.Opps,not anymore their still dead!(rotflmao)

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[BIGUN 1,106]

Just before they stab you, you should ask, "Am I your first?"
If they say, "Yes," then tell them they owe you a case of beer,
If they say, "No." you've got a serial killer on your hands.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.