swedishcelt 0 #1 August 22, 2005 Okay. Get it straight people. Let's say you have a BAD line twist. (Bad example, I know, but for this, I am going to use it.) Swearing. Example? I swear to God if you don't untwist I'll... Cursing. Example? Damn it all to hell!!! Damn you, damnit!! Untwist!! Profanity. Example? F@#$!! Oh shit no!!!! Come on baby, untwist, you can do it. Please... All three. Example? I swear by God if you don't f'ing untwist I will damn you to hell... Now everyone, don't say you're swearing when you are cursing and don't say you're cursing when you are using profanity. It annoys me when people mix them up. Carry on. Edited to say: Damnit!!! I should have included multiple choice poll answers. Now I've annoyed myself!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 August 22, 2005 I did all three on my grad jump...LONG snivel!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #3 August 22, 2005 Quote Damnit!!! I should have included multiple choice poll answers. I use all three, but profanity one both good and bad situations... BTW I like the "celt" part of your user namer thingy...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polarglitch 0 #4 August 22, 2005 hmm.... i still kinda prefer the dumb response to partial malfunctions. * pulls chute and sees entangles lines * dooohhhh...... i oughtta learn how to pack my chute soon. hmm.. ok. line twist, kick, kick. YAYY!!!!! i live another day. I think one day when all my chutes fail, i'll go with a "forgive me father for I have sinned, this shall be my last confession and i'll make it snappy"When you come close to losing your life, you learn to value it. I jumped, I survived, I learnt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #5 August 22, 2005 I'm sorry that it annoys you when people use synonyms. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 August 22, 2005 I've found that I've never had time to think about cussing out my canopy if it did something wrong during the process of dealing with it. Not until after I've dealt with the problem or have safely returned to mother earth, do I let out a "holy shit, goddamn!" or something like that... Don't think, don't speak, just deal with it, every second counts..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0nes 0 #7 August 22, 2005 profanity is the sign of a narrow mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #8 August 22, 2005 fuck i guess that means me ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #9 August 22, 2005 nickname says it all... Pottymouthmidget Diggin the new avatar girl!!! Hope your doing well, and healing fast. g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevlarsxs 0 #10 August 22, 2005 YES, kinda like this............. http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestuff/uses-of-the-word-fuck.html "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knobee 0 #11 August 22, 2005 Praying. Example? Dear God if you untwist, I'll... Those that have not jumped can not understand Those that have jumped can not explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #12 August 22, 2005 I used to swear, but broke myself of that. Now I'm all "gosh" and "goodness". I definitely curse---damn is not a bad word in my book. I'm trying to break myself of profanity. I used to use the "F" word a lot---now I just blurt it when I'm *really* satisfiedPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 August 22, 2005 I do all three in my everyday conversation. It's normal office talk here. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 August 22, 2005 I swear a lot, but not at the canopy. I'm cussing out my friends who I know are watching me kick out of spinning linetwists and laughing. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #15 August 22, 2005 Goddamnit I fucking clicked the wrong one without reading the fucking explanations. I am profane alot but I am actually all three. Where is the multiple answer option goddamnit? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #16 August 22, 2005 'nother fucking boring day? heal quick... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #17 August 22, 2005 That's the very first step in emergency procedures. I don't do anything until after I say "OH SHIT!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #18 August 24, 2005 QuoteOkay. Get it straight people. Let's say you have a BAD line twist. (Bad example, I know, but for this, I am going to use it.) Swearing. Example? I swear to God if you don't untwist I'll... Cursing. Example? Damn it all to hell!!! Damn you, damnit!! Untwist!! Profanity. Example? F@#$!! Oh shit no!!!! Come on baby, untwist, you can do it. Please... All three. Example? I swear by God if you don't f'ing untwist I will damn you to hell... Now everyone, don't say you're swearing when you are cursing and don't say you're cursing when you are using profanity. It annoys me when people mix them up. Carry on. Edited to say: Damnit!!! I should have included multiple choice poll answers. Now I've annoyed myself!! I notice in your definitions of cursing and "all three" aren't you in fact blaspheming?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 August 24, 2005 Im voting Swedishcelt as our new Grammer Police Chef! LOL! I cuse like a sailor (both my parents are US Navy retired) so I have a "colorful" vobaculary!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 August 24, 2005 QuoteGrammer Police Chef! She'll serve up delicious gourmet grammar warnings! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #21 August 24, 2005 QuoteIm voting Swedishcelt as our new Grammer Police Chef! LOL! I cuse like a sailor (both my parents are US Navy retired) so I have a "colorful" vobaculary!Damnit all Yardippie!! Didn't this teach you anything? You are saying cuse, which in fact should be "curse" but you are really meaning that you are profane!!! Profanity isn't necessarily cursing!!! Argh! I am sure you curse too but be specific man! I am a woman with a mission. Now learn your lesson Mister, or I'll have to assign you a detention!! I'll use corporal punishment on you too and I don't even believe in it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 August 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteIm voting Swedishcelt as our new Grammer Police Chef! LOL! I cuse like a sailor (both my parents are US Navy retired) so I have a "colorful" vobaculary!Damnit all Yardippie!! Didn't this teach you anything? You are saying cuse, which in fact should be "curse" but you are really meaning that you are profane!!! Profanity isn't necessarily cursing!!! Argh! I am sure you curse too but be specific man! I am a woman with a mission. Now learn your lesson Mister, or I'll have to assign you a detention!! I'll use corporal punishment on you too and I don't even believe in it!! You have my undivided attantion! For example"You fuckhead, remove that piece of shit you call a head from your fuck hole before I remove it with my foot."Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 August 24, 2005 Now I will give you the quiz. Was that profanity, cursing, or swearing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 August 24, 2005 YES! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 August 24, 2005 Your poor dear mother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
