flyangel2 2 #76 October 4, 2005 Wow, with that much checking it sounds like you might need a better toilet and more water pressure.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #77 October 4, 2005 i can agree with that, and if i ever have to buy a new toilet, i will be one that can handle the job better than what i've got now. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #78 October 4, 2005 Let me guess, low flow. Hell, it's my water bill, let me have as much as I wantMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #79 October 5, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up? We don't leave the toilet seat up, that's how we found it. Quote...and how is it possible to ppppp on the rim and seat???? Takes a lot of practice, but we get good at it with age. QuoteDo you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? No, if you take a close look at it, we only piss on about 50% of the toilet seat and 50% of the floor. QuoteCan't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? Your thingy or our thingy?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #80 October 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteMe either. I'm pretty anal about what I sit on. No pun intended? Pun was intended... but yes, I am anal... on public toilets, I take a wad of toilet paper and wipe the seat down. Then I take two lengths of t.p. fold them in half and lay on both sides of the horse-shoe seat for me to sit on. It just creeps me out to have my skin touch an unclean toilet seat. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #81 October 5, 2005 Attached is a pic of the new toilet designed by women. Of course, we know all the "guys pee on the toilet" stuff is fiction. Otherwise, there would be no pee on the seat in the womens restroom, true ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #82 October 5, 2005 QuoteAttached is a pic of the new toilet designed by women. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eaglenrider 0 #83 October 5, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?... __________________________________________________ Yo' Casie, At my place the rule is "Toilet Seat UP". It ain't no man thing. Fact is that poisonous spiders may be lurking right between the seat and bowl and go unnoticed if the seat is constantly in the down position. Want a brown recluse suckin your cheeks? I ain't been out for a while! Blues, Cliff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #84 October 5, 2005 I saw this in today's newspaper in the comics, and immediately remembered this thread, and so I just had to scan it in and post it! I laughed my head off for several minutes! It's really a hilarious strip whenever the old couple deal with each other... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #85 October 5, 2005 Quote It's really a hilarious strip whenever the old couple deal with each other... LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #86 October 5, 2005 http://www.cgets.com/item--Motion-Activated-Toilet-Night-Light--motion_toilet Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #87 October 5, 2005 Quotehttp://www.cgets.com/item--Motion-Activated-Toilet-Night-Light--motion_toilet Hmmm... my wife's birthday is this weekend... Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Nah, that would be a shitty gift... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #88 October 5, 2005 QuoteA lot of the toilets in Europe that I used didn't even have seats on them. It took squatting to a whole new level. Nasty. There's lots of places in Eastern Europe/Middle East that don't have a toilet, per se... just a hole in the floor and a sprayer to wash it down. Sort of like the bottom of a shower stall.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grue 1 #89 October 5, 2005 This is pretty much unrelated, but back in 6th grade for my TAG class, we had to invent something. I took a toilet seat, cut grooves into the underside, installed high-resistance wire coils, filled the grooves with high-temp resin, attached to a rheostat and a water-resistant power supply, and thus had a heated toilet seat. No more mid-winter screams of horror as you sit on the icy seat.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #90 October 5, 2005 The Japanese have been doing that for years using hot water....damn them for stealing my idea!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #91 October 5, 2005 Linky to the "Eastern European Special"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeJD 0 #92 October 5, 2005 QuoteDo guys pee in the shower? No, that's disgusting. You could get it all over your legs and feet. Much more hygienic to do it in the sink. And there's no seat or lid to put down when you've finished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #93 October 5, 2005 I may pee in the shower on occasion. Pee is supposed to be quite sterile. Of course, when I'm a guest in someone's home I will refrain from peeing in their shower. A firm rule follows: I will never POO in the shower, even at home. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites azureriders 0 #94 October 5, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?... Just put it back down, no big deal QuoteCan't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? Such a petty thing to grip about QuoteDo you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? Now that is just nasty, rude, and disrespectful, but it is not just the men. Find anywhere that women are waiting in line to the toilet but there is no line to the men's, sooner or later one of the women is going to bust up in the mens bath room because she can't hold it anymore, and who could blame her, I have done the same thing in the womens. But the surprise is what she will leave in the mens bathroom. The place could be spotless and she will still find the need to stand above the toilet and piss all over it and the floor. Would have been better if she would have just stood over the floor drain. I have seen this happen more than once so it is not just the men, but is disrespectful either way and just inexcusable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LivingLegend 0 #95 October 5, 2005 Hey, arent you supposed to drink a pint of piss every morning? Improves the skin I hear. ________________________________________ 1.618 ! 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BillyVance 34 #84 October 5, 2005 I saw this in today's newspaper in the comics, and immediately remembered this thread, and so I just had to scan it in and post it! I laughed my head off for several minutes! It's really a hilarious strip whenever the old couple deal with each other... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #85 October 5, 2005 Quote It's really a hilarious strip whenever the old couple deal with each other... LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #86 October 5, 2005 http://www.cgets.com/item--Motion-Activated-Toilet-Night-Light--motion_toilet Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #87 October 5, 2005 Quotehttp://www.cgets.com/item--Motion-Activated-Toilet-Night-Light--motion_toilet Hmmm... my wife's birthday is this weekend... Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Nah, that would be a shitty gift... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #88 October 5, 2005 QuoteA lot of the toilets in Europe that I used didn't even have seats on them. It took squatting to a whole new level. Nasty. There's lots of places in Eastern Europe/Middle East that don't have a toilet, per se... just a hole in the floor and a sprayer to wash it down. Sort of like the bottom of a shower stall.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #89 October 5, 2005 This is pretty much unrelated, but back in 6th grade for my TAG class, we had to invent something. I took a toilet seat, cut grooves into the underside, installed high-resistance wire coils, filled the grooves with high-temp resin, attached to a rheostat and a water-resistant power supply, and thus had a heated toilet seat. No more mid-winter screams of horror as you sit on the icy seat.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #90 October 5, 2005 The Japanese have been doing that for years using hot water....damn them for stealing my idea!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #91 October 5, 2005 Linky to the "Eastern European Special"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #92 October 5, 2005 QuoteDo guys pee in the shower? No, that's disgusting. You could get it all over your legs and feet. Much more hygienic to do it in the sink. And there's no seat or lid to put down when you've finished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #93 October 5, 2005 I may pee in the shower on occasion. Pee is supposed to be quite sterile. Of course, when I'm a guest in someone's home I will refrain from peeing in their shower. A firm rule follows: I will never POO in the shower, even at home. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #94 October 5, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?... Just put it back down, no big deal QuoteCan't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? Such a petty thing to grip about QuoteDo you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? Now that is just nasty, rude, and disrespectful, but it is not just the men. Find anywhere that women are waiting in line to the toilet but there is no line to the men's, sooner or later one of the women is going to bust up in the mens bath room because she can't hold it anymore, and who could blame her, I have done the same thing in the womens. But the surprise is what she will leave in the mens bathroom. The place could be spotless and she will still find the need to stand above the toilet and piss all over it and the floor. Would have been better if she would have just stood over the floor drain. I have seen this happen more than once so it is not just the men, but is disrespectful either way and just inexcusable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #95 October 5, 2005 Hey, arent you supposed to drink a pint of piss every morning? Improves the skin I hear. ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #96 October 5, 2005 QuoteHey, arent you supposed to drink a pint of piss every morning? Improves the skin I hear. eeewwwww~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
