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I can trace my roots to the inventor of the unicycle. It was a good idea at the time but one must keep up with the advancements in technology. Go two wheels my freind, unless you just want to make a spectacle of yourself. Blues, Cliff

Actually, my mom's family is named Sanders.....and every other Sanders I have met were of Sammy Davis Jr's race.....so maybe we are related after all? mp Funny , I can also trace my family back to southern aristocrats including that famous southern Colonel .., Col.Sanders!!! Have some finger lickin' !! It's Kosher!! Blues, Cliff White

QuoteOk. Thanks man! Great advice! __________________________________________________ No problem. Now get out there and play Bass like a Brotha. Or you could tuck in your shirtails .tighten the knot in your tie and play what's on the "music stand" . Blues, Cliff

Dude., Ya suck ass as a bass player! Sorrry if that sounds harsh but it is reality. Try the cello or maybe a violin. A good bass player needs *soul* . He ain't askin' how to play a song!! He's just layin' it down!! WTF!!!! Pick up that base ,Brother, and just bounce away on what you FEEL! Instructions????? Eat you some chicken and down some Thunderbird !!!!! Blues, Cliff

Tracing my geneology to Irish ancestors I am offended by the term "Paddy wagon"! It reminds me of Montgomery ,Alabama 1955 and my great grandmother twice removeds' (Rosa Parks)) struggle there. Then those mobile cages were called "Nigga Wagons". Blues, Cliff

QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?... __________________________________________________ Yo' Casie, At my place the rule is "Toilet Seat UP". It ain't no man thing. Fact is that poisonous spiders may be lurking right between the seat and bowl and go unnoticed if the seat is constantly in the down position. Want a brown recluse suckin your cheeks? I ain't been out for a while! Blues, Cliff

Yep. Best look out, lest Chuck get all Old Testament on your ass. Then we'd have to stone him! Leviticus 12:11

QuoteA very blessed Rosh Hashanah to Jews everywhere, as they start the year 5766. __________________________________________________ And best wishes for a "white" Ramadan to all our Islamic readers! Blues, Cliff

QuoteThanks! But we are still going to Hell anyway, since we don't accept Jesus as our savior, right? __________________________________________________ More correctly for "Killing" the Saviour! But we Gentiles could probably give you a pass on that one if you'll just step into these showers to cleanse yourselves. Hey Marcandalysse, do you trace your genealogy to the original Israelites of the Bible ,or is yours the blood of the converts? The reason I ask is that I am related to Sammy Davis Jr. and wondering if I'm as Jewish as you? Stop laughing!!, you'll put your eye out!!! Blues, Cliff

So what is the fear that is silencing you? __________________________________________________ Huh? Fear didn't silence me!! The moderator did that! LOL!! But only on that forum and actions speak louder. Do you, happythoughts.live in the USA? Blues, Cliff

__________________________________________________ In that case can I rent half your bedroom? I'll throw in an extra $100 per month if you'll bring me coffee come monin' time. Blues, Cliff

Alot of people are down on GW lately and talkin' about how he isn't concerned with the death tolls in Iraq or from Katrina ,etc. I have some inside info to set the record straight. Just yesterday when Bush was told by an advisor that three Brazillians were killed in Katrina ,the President bowed his head and was visibly shaken! After a minute or two he looked up and asked the advisor, "How many are a Brazillion?" Blues, Cliff

[wow! well thanks for tellin me, I was wonderin if you forgot about me! see ya! __________________________________________________ Nope .didn't forget ya,just been busy! But hey Sinker, I've got a question for you. Lookin' at your avatar, are you the Pope or just a "good guy" in a yarmulka. Blues, Cliff

QuoteI just had a vision of me rockclimbing.My size scares the shit out of people ... __________________________________________________ Yeah (cough,cough..,Bllsht) Spence. We're all sure your "size" scares strippers! Blues, Cliff

__________________________________________________ A two bedroom in Decatur for $425? How many bathrooms? Blues, Cliff