Ashtanga 0 #151 October 4, 2005 QuoteAndy, I realize you were responding to Falling Angel's post, but your post is right after Ashtanga's! ROFLOL Yeah, I thought I turned him on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #152 October 5, 2005 QuoteFlying Chicken, I have over 1.9 million frequent flier miles. Where shall we go? Skydive AZ silly where else can you jump your ass off AND be warm in the winter? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #153 October 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteFlying Chicken, I have over 1.9 million frequent flier miles. Where shall we go? Skydive AZ silly where else can you jump your ass off AND be warm in the winter? dont be fooled... its not alwasy warm there in the winter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #154 October 5, 2005 QuoteSo do we atleast get "the "real" story behind the name "Flyin'Chicken"?? Alright here goes........... I like it when a girl has NO HAIR WHATSOEVER in the delicate area. I personally make sure I keep it neat and tidy and completely hair free at all times. I convinced one of my artist friends to shave it all off just too see if she would like it. She did as I asked and then went shopping in the supermarket. While in the meat section she looked at the chicken sitting there on the shelf and decided that it looked EXACTLY like her snatch with no hair on it. From then on we called hairless feminine parts "chicken". Hence the name flyinchicken. Of course after that many different names for chicken came up: Stir fried chicken chicken pot pie chicken salad cream of chicken deep fried chicken chicken catchetory well done chicken uncooked chicken and well of course, flyin chicken........... There are many more. I thought that since you all gave me the laugh of my life with this thread, I at least owed it to you all to give you the story. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #155 October 5, 2005 Quotewhat more you want???? The guts to leave behind my city life and actually take one of those amazing offers. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #156 October 5, 2005 QuoteAwww...you're beautiful and funny, girl. If only I was into girls at all, then I'd be all over your marriage proposal, Flyinchicken, AND I doubt that the guys would have any chance against me. Man do you got that right. I'll just keep having my lesbian VSG dreams. Might get me through the winter. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #157 October 5, 2005 QuoteHow about a hot, fake husband and a girlfriend? awwwwwwwwwwwww man I gotta forget about this city job shit I'm getting too many amazing offers. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #158 October 5, 2005 QuoteI live in canada too, would U still marry me anyway Now why the hell would I bother getting married and putting up with someone elses crap if I still gotta freeze my ass off? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #159 October 5, 2005 QuoteI have a 12 inch penis that is the size of your fist and I will pay for your jumps. Didn't I laready say I like small ones? But too hell with it, for free jumps I'll grin n bear the 12 inches. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #160 October 5, 2005 QuoteAndy, I realize you were responding to Falling Angel's post, but your post is right after Ashtanga's! ROFLOL "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #161 October 5, 2005 Mom! Get off the computer. Sorry folks. My mom was just teasing you guys. Just her sense of humor. (Hate it when she does that.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #162 October 5, 2005 Quote*** Of course after that many different names for chicken came up: Stir fried chicken chicken pot pie chicken salad cream of chicken deep fried chicken chicken catchetory well done chicken uncooked chicken and well of course, flyin chicken........... There are many more. . Bubba? Is that you? (from Forrest Gump) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #163 October 5, 2005 QuoteDidn't I laready say I like small ones? But too hell with it, for free jumps I'll grin n bear the 12 inches. You will get used to it after awhile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #164 October 5, 2005 Quotedont be fooled... its not alwasy warm there in the winter! i have to agree.......i froze my ass off last time i was there over new years.....thats why i go to FL now....but compared to canada....it is warmer..."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Judit 0 #165 October 5, 2005 I'd marry you babe but it wouldn't be much help, would it? Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #166 October 5, 2005 Judit! I love you and I wish I could marry a hot European Chikka and run away to some remote southern DZ. Thnx for the happy daydreams. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #167 October 5, 2005 Quote Andy, I realize you were responding to Falling Angel's post, but your post is right after Ashtanga's! ROFLOL Oh, holy shit....back up, back up.... . . . . open mouth, insert foot.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #168 October 6, 2005 Quoteopen mouth, insert foot.[Unsure] vs Ashtanga: QuoteI have a 12 inch penis... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #169 October 6, 2005 Ok, Ok....aw shit...forget it...it just gets deeper and deeper doesn't it? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #170 October 6, 2005 QuoteBwahhhhhhhhh Oh man with your looks you shouldnt' have any problems here in Az. Problem is can they afford you? Jump habits ya know? I used to see a lot of good looking chicks in AZ, and all pretty nice. And all with boyfriends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #171 October 6, 2005 QuoteI would make a Great fake husband. Except I don't live in Arizona Edit to add: You don't have to worry about your chick being hotter than mine The best husband is a fake husband. Dont buy into that love crap....oldest trick in the book. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #172 October 6, 2005 Quoteit just gets deeper and deeper doesn't it with a 12 inch penis....i would say so "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #173 October 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteit just gets deeper and deeper doesn't it with a 12 inch penis....i would say so Ah yes Jake, I should have known that you'd be the one to respond... I was biting my tongue because it really was too easy. Andy, you are easy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #174 October 6, 2005 Oh, I just read what you wrote to me...Naughty Chicken! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #175 October 6, 2005 Quote...Andy, you are easy. I am not saying anything else here. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
