jtval 0 #1 June 12, 2003 ok we all know we lovingly bust the chops of thos eyour are different then oursleves... I.E. FF's, RW'S CReW, etc. lets stasrt a joke page here the first dumb one! how many belly flyers does it take to change a light bulb? 20. one to screw it up(in) and 19 to decide how it should be done. how long will this task take? ALL frikin day!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #2 June 12, 2003 why do ff use a spaceball? because they need someone to fall stable the whole dive learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 June 12, 2003 lol there glad someone had a joke to throw back! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #4 June 12, 2003 what does a freeflyers skydive and sex life have in common? they don't last very long Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #5 June 12, 2003 How many freefliers does it take to change a lightbulb? Six- one to screw it in, four to shoot video, and one to mix the soundtrack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 June 12, 2003 an oldie but goodie.... what's the sound of a good 4-way going in? WHAM! what's the sound of a bad 4-way going in? WHAM!... WHAM! WHAM!... WHAM! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 June 12, 2003 I'm a belly-flier (RW) but anyway, I just made this one up: How many belly-fliers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eight. Seven to screw it in and just one to screw it all up!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #8 June 12, 2003 What do Jewish bellyflyers do on a freefly dive? Build hebrew-ids. Ok, ok, I admit, it's awful (Oh, and, in case anyone has any racial problems, I'm Jewish, and lighten up) -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #9 June 12, 2003 [QUOTE]an oldie but goodie.... what's the sound of a good 4-way going in? WHAM! what's the sound of a bad 4-way going in? WHAM!... WHAM! WHAM!... WHAM! [/QUOTE] Ahaha! Great! --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #10 June 12, 2003 Quotewhat's the sound of a bad 4-way going in? WHAM! WHAM! WHAM WHAM!... WHAM! What's the 5th one? The camera man. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 June 12, 2003 why do CReW dawgs do CRew? Its a serious quesiton? HAHA why do they?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #12 June 12, 2003 Why don't sharks eat free flyers? Because they taste funny. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #13 June 12, 2003 how many freestylists does it take to change a light bulb? one. she just flys in place and lets the world revolve around her____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #14 June 12, 2003 Why is the Moon a bad freeflyer? Because it orbits the Earth. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #15 June 12, 2003 Woohoo, post 1000! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 June 12, 2003 Quotehow many freestylists does it take to change a light bulb? one. she just flys in place and lets the world revolve around her BWWAAHAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 June 12, 2003 Free flyers CAN'T change a light bulb.... They don't know what one is, "Standard materials & equipment have no application in 'nonstandard' disciplines" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 June 12, 2003 welcome to the darkside!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 June 12, 2003 how many belly fliers does it take to have an orgy? at least 4 3 with the confused look on thier faces as the 4th tries to convince them its a good idea!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 June 12, 2003 Quotehow many belly fliers does it take to have an orgy? at least 4 3 with the confused look on thier faces as the 4th tries to convince them its a good idea! Yeah.. Then they need to walk throught it a dozen times... and have at least two photographers... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 June 12, 2003 Why don't freefliers have orgies? No one wants to edit that much video for just a 4-way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #22 June 12, 2003 What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? A bad golfer will go, WHACK......SHIT A bad skydiver will go, SHIT.......WHACK forget where I heard that one Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #23 June 16, 2003 Dragging this up again; Q:How many birdmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A:All of them. One to screw it in, one to ten to just stand around him for the two minutes this takes, and the rest to claim it's the closest you can get to actually glowing yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 December 3, 2005 any new jokes? surely theres some new onesMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 December 3, 2005 a freeflyer and a bellyflyer make a hybrid jump. when they land the freeflyer says to the bellyflyer "nice!" the bellyflyer limps over, cups his hand to his ear, pulls back the wrinckled skin and says "what?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
