SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 October 10, 2005 Ok, I was driving and I saw these two the other day, makes me chuckle everytime I remember them..... Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. & Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off. Know any more?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #2 October 10, 2005 My facorite of all time QUICK...Look busy Jesus is coming! BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 October 10, 2005 A few of my Favorites: I miss my Ex...... But my aim is improving. Bad Cop - No Doughnut!! I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance? I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. If you can't feed them, don't breed them! You never truly know a woman 'til you meet her in court. P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals You were born naked, wet and hungry ... then thing get worse. If at first you don't succeed, suck, suck, suck till you do suck seed. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. The Nazis made the world realize that it's sometimes necessary to quit talking about peace and just start dropping bombs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nate_1979 9 #4 October 10, 2005 I've always wanted to get a bumper sticker that says "Earth First - We can mine the other planets later..." Infact, I think that's gonna be my new sig line.. that should spin a few people up FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #5 October 10, 2005 "No one died when Clinton lied" ....oops, this isn't Speakers Corner? - my bad The one I HATE the most: "I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of" (Mainly a rich, bitch, Southern California thing). "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #6 October 10, 2005 Some of my favorites: Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks your an ass! Gun control means using both hands! Bennies go home! (it's a Jersey thing) The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #7 October 10, 2005 one of my faves... your father should have pulled out early. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 4 #8 October 10, 2005 My favorites are. There's nothing like lipstick around your dipstick. and This may not be the Mayflower but your daughter came across in it. Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #9 October 10, 2005 me > you my SUV beat up your hybrid if you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair my other ride is your mom knowledge is power. power is evil. study hard. be evil. hummers are for dicks (woman holding machine gun) the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. see you auntie (get it?) your mom should have swallowed you -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 October 10, 2005 Quotemy other ride is your mom HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! If I were a guy and inclined to sticker-up my car, THIS would make the cut. I love your mom jokes. Especially when I use 'em on my brother... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #11 October 10, 2005 Sky, Scuba, Muff ................ I don't Scuba Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #12 October 10, 2005 QuoteSky, Scuba, Muff ................ I don't Scuba NICE AVATAR! (no, I'm not gay) -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #13 October 10, 2005 Apparently, back in the 70's lots of surfer dudes in Australia owned station wagons with a mattress in the back where they slept. Standard bumper sticker: "Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #14 October 10, 2005 Visualize Using Your Turn Signal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #15 October 10, 2005 QuoteVisualize Using Your Turn Signal "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 October 10, 2005 one of my faves that isnt listed "The best part of you dripped down your mothers leg"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britboynz 0 #17 October 10, 2005 Saw this one in the UK recently: "I used to be fucked up on drugs, now I'm fucked up on Jesus" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 October 12, 2005 "Keep honking I'm reloading" This other one has got to be my favorite "To all the virgins thanks for nothing"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #19 October 12, 2005 I saw a car the other day that was absolutely loaded with pro life bumper stickers. In the car were two small children not wearing their seatbelts. You can be on either side of this argument you like, but you have to admit there's some irony there."...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #20 October 12, 2005 QuoteSaw this one in the UK recently: "I used to be fucked up on drugs, now I'm fucked up on Jesus" bahahahah! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Finn 0 #21 October 12, 2005 Off on a tangent but saw a t-shirt on a biker... The back of it said... "If you can read this, the bitch fell off." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #22 October 12, 2005 QuoteOff on a tangent but saw a t-shirt on a biker... The back of it said... "If you can read this, the bitch fell off." keeping w/ the slight hijack, funny shirt I saw in 1985.... it made an indelible inpression to say the least... (picture only) raggity andy putting it to raggity ann, missionary style... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robconway 0 #23 October 12, 2005 Here's a couple of classics.....1) Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid i'll take over. 2) Don't tailgate me or i'll flick a booger on your windshield. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnnyskydive 0 #24 October 12, 2005 "No one died when Clinton lied".....Amen! Johnny Skydive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BellyFlailer 0 #25 October 12, 2005 I'm not afraid of hell, I live in Phoenix. My kid beat up your honor student. http://www.SkydiveVids.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
