VanillaSkyGirl 6 #1 February 8, 2006 These are funny! Try it. How to make a Vanillaskygirl. Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 1 part self-sufficiency 1 part energy Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 February 8, 2006 How to make a lindercles Ingredients: 3 parts jealousy 3 parts crazyiness 3 parts joy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! You like hers better than mine don't you? I know you do, why won't you just admit it. Admit it dammit! You're driving me crazy! It's ok, I'm happy with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 February 8, 2006 How to make a Simplyputsi 1 part competitiveness 1 part brilliance blend at low speed for 30 seconds, top off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy. What the heck, this is me!!!!! Oh and my warning label is that I'm a radioactive squirrel.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #4 February 8, 2006 How to make a The Rack (tm) v.2.0 Ingredients: 5 parts pride 1 part silliness 1 part beauty Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy! I like the lustfulness and beauty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #5 February 8, 2006 QuoteI like the lustfulness and beauty i like the rack...... i love lamp...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 February 8, 2006 My Real Name came up this way: Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 3 parts crazyiness 1 part energy Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! My Alter Ego (Nick Name) came up this way: 3 parts pride 1 part arrogance 3 parts Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 February 8, 2006 ...and serve in a martini glass, true? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #8 February 8, 2006 How to make a yamtx73 Ingredients: 1 part success 3 parts self-sufficiency 5 parts leadership Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! Using my real name: Ingredients: 1 part intelligence 1 part self-sufficiency 1 part empathy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired!The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites marks 0 #9 February 8, 2006 Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 3 parts silliness 5 parts ego Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #10 February 8, 2006 I think the Alter Ego suits you better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #11 February 8, 2006 [swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #12 February 8, 2006 How to make a JCeman Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 3 parts courage 1 part instinct Method: Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy! Hmmm... not sure what to make of that (I did correct "ingredients"). Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #13 February 8, 2006 Quote[swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon] Of course... but a loveable one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #14 February 8, 2006 How to make a McBeth Ingredients: 1 part pride 3 parts silliness 1 part joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum! This one works too, since I am kinda silly and I LOVE salt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 February 8, 2006 QuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #16 February 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! I thought so too but I didn't edit it, just copied and pasted...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 February 8, 2006 That's why these are so funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #18 February 8, 2006 QuoteThat's why these are so funny! and sometimes close to the truth... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 February 8, 2006 Quote...and serve in a martini glass, true? Maybe even a shot glass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #20 February 8, 2006 How to make a misskriss Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts self-sufficiency 5 parts joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #21 February 8, 2006 How to make a "greekone" Ingredients: 5 parts pride 3 parts brilliance 1 part ego Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring smashing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #22 February 8, 2006 Icon returns: 1 part Mercy 3 parts crazyness 5 parts Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge! And for what its worth no... the "5 parts" is not a typo... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #23 February 8, 2006 How to make a broke Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 1 part ambition 5 parts joy Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #24 February 8, 2006 Here's one for my username: How to make a Orchid Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part humour 3 parts joy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum! and one for my real name: 3 parts success 1 part brilliance 3 parts instinct Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #25 February 8, 2006 Those are great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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yamtx73 0 #8 February 8, 2006 How to make a yamtx73 Ingredients: 1 part success 3 parts self-sufficiency 5 parts leadership Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! Using my real name: Ingredients: 1 part intelligence 1 part self-sufficiency 1 part empathy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired!The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #9 February 8, 2006 Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 3 parts silliness 5 parts ego Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #10 February 8, 2006 I think the Alter Ego suits you better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #11 February 8, 2006 [swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #12 February 8, 2006 How to make a JCeman Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 3 parts courage 1 part instinct Method: Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy! Hmmm... not sure what to make of that (I did correct "ingredients"). Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #13 February 8, 2006 Quote[swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon] Of course... but a loveable one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #14 February 8, 2006 How to make a McBeth Ingredients: 1 part pride 3 parts silliness 1 part joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum! This one works too, since I am kinda silly and I LOVE salt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 February 8, 2006 QuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #16 February 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! I thought so too but I didn't edit it, just copied and pasted...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 February 8, 2006 That's why these are so funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #18 February 8, 2006 QuoteThat's why these are so funny! and sometimes close to the truth... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 February 8, 2006 Quote...and serve in a martini glass, true? Maybe even a shot glass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #20 February 8, 2006 How to make a misskriss Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts self-sufficiency 5 parts joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #21 February 8, 2006 How to make a "greekone" Ingredients: 5 parts pride 3 parts brilliance 1 part ego Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring smashing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #22 February 8, 2006 Icon returns: 1 part Mercy 3 parts crazyness 5 parts Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge! And for what its worth no... the "5 parts" is not a typo... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #23 February 8, 2006 How to make a broke Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 1 part ambition 5 parts joy Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #24 February 8, 2006 Here's one for my username: How to make a Orchid Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part humour 3 parts joy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum! and one for my real name: 3 parts success 1 part brilliance 3 parts instinct Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #25 February 8, 2006 Those are great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Thanatos340 1 #11 February 8, 2006 [swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #12 February 8, 2006 How to make a JCeman Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 3 parts courage 1 part instinct Method: Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy! Hmmm... not sure what to make of that (I did correct "ingredients"). Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #13 February 8, 2006 Quote[swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon] Of course... but a loveable one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #14 February 8, 2006 How to make a McBeth Ingredients: 1 part pride 3 parts silliness 1 part joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum! This one works too, since I am kinda silly and I LOVE salt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 February 8, 2006 QuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #16 February 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! I thought so too but I didn't edit it, just copied and pasted...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 February 8, 2006 That's why these are so funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #18 February 8, 2006 QuoteThat's why these are so funny! and sometimes close to the truth... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 February 8, 2006 Quote...and serve in a martini glass, true? Maybe even a shot glass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #20 February 8, 2006 How to make a misskriss Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts self-sufficiency 5 parts joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #21 February 8, 2006 How to make a "greekone" Ingredients: 5 parts pride 3 parts brilliance 1 part ego Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring smashing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #22 February 8, 2006 Icon returns: 1 part Mercy 3 parts crazyness 5 parts Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge! And for what its worth no... the "5 parts" is not a typo... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #23 February 8, 2006 How to make a broke Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 1 part ambition 5 parts joy Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #24 February 8, 2006 Here's one for my username: How to make a Orchid Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part humour 3 parts joy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum! and one for my real name: 3 parts success 1 part brilliance 3 parts instinct Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #25 February 8, 2006 Those are great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 February 8, 2006 QuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #16 February 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteMethod: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired! That's odd! I thought so too but I didn't edit it, just copied and pasted...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 February 8, 2006 That's why these are so funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #18 February 8, 2006 QuoteThat's why these are so funny! and sometimes close to the truth... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 February 8, 2006 Quote...and serve in a martini glass, true? Maybe even a shot glass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #20 February 8, 2006 How to make a misskriss Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts self-sufficiency 5 parts joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #21 February 8, 2006 How to make a "greekone" Ingredients: 5 parts pride 3 parts brilliance 1 part ego Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring smashing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 February 8, 2006 Icon returns: 1 part Mercy 3 parts crazyness 5 parts Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge! And for what its worth no... the "5 parts" is not a typo... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 February 8, 2006 How to make a broke Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 1 part ambition 5 parts joy Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #24 February 8, 2006 Here's one for my username: How to make a Orchid Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part humour 3 parts joy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum! and one for my real name: 3 parts success 1 part brilliance 3 parts instinct Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #25 February 8, 2006 Those are great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
