Flarelatedad 0 #1 March 8, 2006 Now I can honestly say, I've seen everyhting... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html Fire Chief Caught On The Lamb Arizona man, 52, found with pants down in neighbor's barn MARCH 7--If our mail is any indication, many of you are very interested in the case of the Arizona man who was arrested this weekend after being found in a neighbor's barn with his pants down and a gray lamb at his side. Leroy Johnson, a deputy chief with the Mesa Fire Department, was nabbed shortly after the neighbor's teenage daughter watched him drag the animal into the family barn Saturday afternoon. When later confronted, the 52-year-old Johnson, who apparently had been drinking, told the neighbor (who has the improbable name of Alan Goats), "You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep." We'll let you explore all the gory details yourself, via a (too) detailed Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report. Johnson, seen at right in a booking photo, was charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, and public sexual indecency. Along with releasing its report on the incident, the sheriff's office provided TSG with evidence photos of the poor lamb--who is pictured below--and the alleged scene of the crime. We'll excuse ourselves now. We have to shower. (8 pages) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick_Of_It_All 0 #2 March 8, 2006 In his defense, that is one sexy lamb! Hot damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 March 8, 2006 QuoteHe took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small grey lamb about three feet tall and four feet long I wonder if they'll make her take the stand? QuoteAlan did not see Leroy's gentiles and didn't remember if he was wearing any underwear Did he see his jews then? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #4 March 8, 2006 that guy is never gonna live that down. With greeks, it's expacted, ya know? poor guy, the looks and jokes he will get......talk about unenviable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #5 March 8, 2006 He even looks like a sheep fucker ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick_Of_It_All 0 #6 March 8, 2006 That lamb was asking for it! Look at it prancing around naked. I heard it had just shaved for him too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #7 March 8, 2006 Damn perv should stick to sheep, not underage lambs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #8 March 8, 2006 QuoteNow I can honestly say, I've seen everyhting... Warpedskydiver will now recommend summary execution by a bullet to the brain. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick_Of_It_All 0 #9 March 8, 2006 QuoteWarpedskydiver will now recommend summary execution by a bullet to the brain. You're always trying to start some shit with Warpedskydiver, get over it man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #10 March 8, 2006 No one has taken the obvious road and asked where clay was? Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #11 March 8, 2006 At least he closed the door...hahaha Means he wasn't raised in a barn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 March 8, 2006 QuoteNo one has taken the obvious road and asked where clay was? Why would we want to go for the most obvious - DUH - he's working for the fire department now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #13 March 8, 2006 QuoteIn his defense, that is one sexy lamb! Hot damn! Maybe not right away, but after a few beers.....she could look ok. Shit happpens. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 March 8, 2006 The lamb was probably coming on to him. Little sluts. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #15 March 8, 2006 QuoteThe lamb was probably coming on to him. Little sluts. I agree. That lamb just looks like trouble. Clearly the fire chief is the victim here. She led him on. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #16 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteNow I can honestly say, I've seen everyhting... Warpedskydiver will now recommend summary execution by a bullet to the brain. You seem to have so much anger in your life . You must have some real guilt issues with the life you are living to attack as many people as you do here . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 March 8, 2006 QuoteThe lamb was probably coming on to him. Little sluts. That's an incredibly sexist remark! The lamb does look really sexy but that did *not* give him the right to take what he wanted! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe lamb was probably coming on to him. Little sluts. That's an incredibly sexist remark! The lamb does look really sexy but that did *not* give him the right to take what he wanted! Walt What do you want - his sister was out of town.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
