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  1. 2010 Freefly World Champions!
  2. Hey I have a female pom who was diagnosed with this a few years ago. The doc recommended surgery immediately or it would lead to "severe" degenerative changes. So far no problems. I don't know if the is one of the "vet vacation diagnosis" or if its real LOL. As an aside the vet did say we could give her glucosamine (VERY expensive from his office) or get some from Wallgreens. Indicated it would help.
  3. Flarelatedad


    Saw and liked it... Who do you think the other three of the Oceanic Six are?
  4. Anyone know where to get up to date results? My son, Flarelate (Matt) is competing want to know waz up.
  5. Now I can honestly say, I've seen everyhting... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html Fire Chief Caught On The Lamb Arizona man, 52, found with pants down in neighbor's barn MARCH 7--If our mail is any indication, many of you are very interested in the case of the Arizona man who was arrested this weekend after being found in a neighbor's barn with his pants down and a gray lamb at his side. Leroy Johnson, a deputy chief with the Mesa Fire Department, was nabbed shortly after the neighbor's teenage daughter watched him drag the animal into the family barn Saturday afternoon. When later confronted, the 52-year-old Johnson, who apparently had been drinking, told the neighbor (who has the improbable name of Alan Goats), "You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep." We'll let you explore all the gory details yourself, via a (too) detailed Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report. Johnson, seen at right in a booking photo, was charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, and public sexual indecency. Along with releasing its report on the incident, the sheriff's office provided TSG with evidence photos of the poor lamb--who is pictured below--and the alleged scene of the crime. We'll excuse ourselves now. We have to shower. (8 pages)
  6. The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said. The 42-year-old woman used rope to hang herself across the street from some homes on a moderately busy road late Tuesday or early Wednesday, state police said. The body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could be easily seen from passing vehicles. State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Oldham and neighbors said people noticed the body at breakfast time Wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank. Authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later. "They thought it was a Halloween decoration," Fay Glanden, wife of Mayor William Glanden, told The (Wilmington) News Journal. "It looked like something somebody would have rigged up," she said. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/27/D8DGIS500.html
  7. Don't know if this is a repost or not...just saw a copy. Pretty good (I think) article on skydiving safety. http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/media/seashore/issues/fall05/skydiving.htm
  8. Happy 23rd Matty (Flarelate) from SSD. This is how we really remember him. Love Dad, Mom, Val, Kirstin, Princess and Gizmo
  9. ...necrophiliacs would just go back to Necrophilia where they belong?
  10. Yes, we went to different high schools together.
  11. 15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 14. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 13. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 12. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares . . . and see what happens. 11. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 10. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 9. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 4. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 3. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 2. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (And; last, but not least!) 1. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
  12. Here's a good link cutting thru the myths/truths. http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa110399.htm
  13. Give me a break... http://www.ryanseacrest.com/walkoffame.html