pincheck 0 #51 April 4, 2006 pehaps you could put him on a refresher course with the rest of the students get a hanging harness for him to practice off course you would have to re-inforce it a bit either that give him a canopy suitable for his skill level Fury 220 maybe Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #52 April 4, 2006 QuoteJello: Thanks for the Jello. And everything else you do. But seriously, who the f*ck goes all in against Ben on the first hand?!? You KNOW the boy couldn't bluff Helen Keller! Bwahahahahahaha. And yet, he *still* managed to school all of us... the cards were falling his way. Oh well, 2nd was a nice way to finish."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #53 April 4, 2006 QuoteHas anyone seen pics of his wife?????? time to come clean micro.... i'll come clean only if you will about how you snuck into my room that week I was staying w/ you and Brandy... how you saddled into my bed and wanted to play that british prison game (what did you call it? i forget)... of course, you weren't so hot for it when I aimed my pistol at you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #54 April 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteHas anyone seen pics of his wife?????? time to come clean micro.... i'll come clean only if you will about how you snuck into my room that week I was staying w/ you and Brandy... how you saddled into my bed and wanted to play that british prison game (what did you call it? i forget)... of course, you weren't so hot for it when I aimed my pistol at you. It's called name this item . . . He tried . . . oh nevermind . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #55 April 4, 2006 QuoteI would guess excessive strain due to to overloading....canopy just couldn't take it anymore. ... lol, you beat me to it! I heard that later lee bickered w/ his canopy saying, "but sweetie, I've even lost 28 lbs for you! that's not enough? I can NEVER satisfy you! NEVER!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #56 April 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteJello: Thanks for the Jello. And everything else you do. But seriously, who the f*ck goes all in against Ben on the first hand?!? You KNOW the boy couldn't bluff Helen Keller! Bwahahahahahaha. And yet, he *still* managed to school all of us... the cards were falling his way. Oh well, 2nd was a nice way to finish. Nice job on 2nd, btw... very nice indeed. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #57 April 4, 2006 QuoteMicro - My ass is still red from that unexpected spankin! sorry your husband told me to... honest. very nice meeting you and your beautiful kids. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #58 April 4, 2006 QuoteMicro - Congrats on getting your license!!! I'm so happy for you! Thanks, girl!! I was just delighted to meet you. You're such a sweet one! I enjoyed speaking w/ you and Bolas (sp). Hope to see you again. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #59 April 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteMicro - Congrats on getting your license!!! I'm so happy for you! Thanks, girl!! I was just delighted to meet you. You're such a sweet one! I enjoyed speaking w/ you and Bolas (sp). Hope to see you again. you "enjoyed" speaking to Bolas? I didnt think ANYONE enjoyed speaking to Bolas! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #60 April 4, 2006 QuoteMicro: I would've kissed you on the cheek even without your full face on. .....But why did I have to kiss you on the cheek again?? You mean to tell me you don't REMEMBER the reason??? I'm crushed. QuoteAnd the next time Shrek gives you sh*t about airing out your Willy, ask him what it feels like to be intimate with a Mudslide bottle. Ahem... yeah, lee, what about this intimate moment of which robbie speaks? hmm? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #61 April 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteMicro - Congrats on getting your license!!! I'm so happy for you! Thanks, girl!! I was just delighted to meet you. You're such a sweet one! I enjoyed speaking w/ you and Bolas (sp). Hope to see you again. you "enjoyed" speaking to Bolas? I didnt think ANYONE enjoyed speaking to Bolas! You just hush! I didn't want him to feel left out. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #62 April 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteMicro - Congrats on getting your license!!! I'm so happy for you! Thanks, girl!! I was just delighted to meet you. You're such a sweet one! I enjoyed speaking w/ you and Bolas (sp). Hope to see you again. you "enjoyed" speaking to Bolas? I didnt think ANYONE enjoyed speaking to Bolas! You just hush! I didn't want him to feel left out. Its ok. Just ask team licious! He got left out even after performing some redneck engineering on a disposable camera and his ProTec! Damn Im got to get that uploaded to my computer so I can post it for all to see! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #63 April 4, 2006 hahah! I vetoed his sausage sister status by phone! Bolas, wear your lil smokey number with pride!! Oh, and Micro probably enjoyed speaking with Bolas because Lauraliscious was standing right there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #64 April 4, 2006 Well at least Lauralisous didnt spend the entire weekend destroying his sensitive, fragile ego like she did to mine!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #65 April 4, 2006 QuoteWell at least Lauralisous didnt spend the entire weekend destroying his sensitive, fragile ego like she did to mine!! Its ok! We'll just not let you near her rig from now on! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #66 April 4, 2006 Pretty easy to offer thanks for nothing given the circumstances. My THANKS to: Greg and Hans - What can ya say except Thanks! Capt. Brad and Capt. Billy - Pilots Donna - Can you say new Velocity? What a great birthday present! The Farm Staff - who did work jumps instead of fun jumps to cover expenses. The Farm Packers - Who kept us all in the air. Curly's Snack Shack - For keeping everyone fed. Jumpers who stayed home - because they thought it was an April Fools Joke. This allowed everyone else to make more jumps. Chuting Star Rigging - for being HERE Ben and Cary, ASC, 1-800-SKYRIDE, et.al. - who's unscrupulous practices led to the creation of the dichotomy dropzone known as [Green]THE FARM[/Green] VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #67 April 4, 2006 Alan.. put the spoon down and back away from the pot.. We are all here to skydive... right spence?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #68 April 4, 2006 QuoteWell at least Lauralisous didnt spend the entire weekend destroying his sensitive, fragile ego like she did to mine!! She must have finished destroying his ego if shes moved on to yours! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #69 April 4, 2006 Some of my pics from The Farm... 1. Rockstar and Shimshim are just scandalized to learn that micro's penis really ISN'T that small after all. True or False? 2. False... it's just feigned modesty during their boob/crotch dirt dive. 3. More boob/crotch docking. 4. And one more... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #70 April 4, 2006 som'ore 1. Buy their freefly suits... Julio and Christie of Liquidsky. 2. Jumpchikk... hot as hell 3. um... there were no points on this tongue two-way. honest. 4. some of the coolest people anywhere. 4. NWFlyer and Jumpchikk I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #71 April 4, 2006 a few more 1. lauralicious. mmmm. 2. popsjumper and jumpchikk 3. mommas don't let your babies grow up to be limies. 4. he likes rocks. and food. and nekkid men in his truck sitting on his laptop. and cleaning up puke. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #72 April 4, 2006 1. a certain swooper who will remain unnamed finishing up at the pond... 2. great couple... weird dog... 3. sweet little anne-marie... drivin the bus. 4. my sunset load driving home... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessie07 0 #73 April 4, 2006 Hey Micro... I just love the pics thanks. What a weekend. The boob dock dive was awesome. Hope to see you soon! "It was Moses!" "Our Shenanigan leader was laid back this weekend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #74 April 4, 2006 QuoteWell at least Lauralisous didnt spend the entire weekend destroying his sensitive, fragile ego like she did to mine!! I'm sorry, J, I just had such an awesome packing teacher that now i'm a pro! Maybe you should ask Miss Kittylicious to teach you how to pack too. And I know I don't enjoy talking to Bolas. Hippie, get that picture uploaded so Bolas can have a new avatar! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #75 April 4, 2006 Alan, I bought you a big box of pop tarts for your b-day and I didn't get the chance to give them to you This weekend, I will be there and will give them to you then..Oh, and [gecko accent] It's pie and chips for free[/gecko accent] Thanks for allowing me to have that going through my head yet another week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
