funks 1 #1 April 6, 2006 Imagine the exteme of each, if you had to sleep with one which would it be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 April 6, 2006 Old. Hopefully by then, they know what they're doing. And assuming your poll choices are mutually exclusive, I know he'll be not bad looking, not overweight, and able to keep his mouth shut! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 April 6, 2006 QuoteImagine the exteme of each, if you had to sleep with one which would it be? Can I have all of the above? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 April 6, 2006 QuoteOld. Hopefully by then, they know what they're doing. And assuming your poll choices are mutually exclusive, I know he'll be not bad looking, not overweight, and able to keep his mouth shut! How ya' doin'? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #5 April 6, 2006 Drama queens tend to be hot... The fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap...Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 April 6, 2006 QuoteDrama queens tend to be hot... The fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap... Hi. You must be new here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #7 April 6, 2006 QuoteHi. You must be new here Now that you mention it... I guess guys put up with more on a DZ, simply because of the limited selection. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flygurl 0 #8 April 6, 2006 I'm with Rebecca. I'll take the old guy. He's older, wiser and won't create drama. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leapdog 0 #9 April 6, 2006 QuoteDrama queens tend to be hot... The fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap... I think that drama queens are the ones that nobody wants to put with. The problem is when they don't like something that happens and it involves you, You're in the middle of it all and sometime you don't know it. that sucks and is sometimes long term. Short term can be delt with becasue the truth comes out quicker and has less of an affect. Fat and Ugly ones stick to you like stink on shit when you show them any attention at all. and that could be very long term with drama. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #10 April 6, 2006 Ugly that's what paper bags were made forDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #11 April 6, 2006 Sorry but Psycho Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Edit to ad: Or should I say the More Psycho they are.. The better they are in bed.. I think it has to do with the multiple personalities.. Every time is like a Threesome or more!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 April 6, 2006 QuoteSorry but Psyco Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Could be, but you can't safely fall asleep afterward! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #13 April 6, 2006 Well then that all depends on the psycho. If she was like the psycho I had it is safe to sleep, because she went home afterwords. She was also a cutter, so she would only harm herself.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #14 April 6, 2006 QuoteSorry but Psycho Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Edit to ad: Or should I say the More Psycho they are.. The better they are in bed.. I think it has to do with the multiple personalities.. Every time is like a Threesome or more!! I was thinking it, leave it to J to speak it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #15 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteSorry but Psyco Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Could be, but you can't safely fall asleep afterward! Walt Just donkey punch the psycho bitch. She'll sleep like a baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bmcd308 0 #16 April 6, 2006 Careful not to do it too soft and wind up with an angry dragon... ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #17 April 6, 2006 QuoteCareful not to do it too soft and wind up with an angry dragon... that's only a problem if you are a limp-wristed pussy. In which case, someon will probably be donkey punching you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ExAFO 0 #18 April 6, 2006 QuoteThe fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap... But the fat/ugly women give the best blowjobs...Why, you ask? ...Because they Have to... [/ducks]Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #19 April 6, 2006 beauty is only a light switch away!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GiaKrembs 0 #20 April 6, 2006 I'd go with old as well... g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #21 April 6, 2006 Now he did say extream. I am thinking old is really old, possibly anchent. Eww grossDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #22 April 6, 2006 I'd go with old. I don't need any more drama, and if they were in it for me then they wouldn't be dramatic. Fat? Nothing too wrong with that. Women SHOULD be soft. Ugly? Considering the this is different from "fat" then I assume "butterface" is intended. also nothing wrong with that, so long as it is "accident of birth" type ugly, and not the ugly-to-the-core type. Older women are great: 1) They know what they're doing; 2) they're in touch with themselves; 3) they get just as much out of it as the guy; 4) they dont' want some clingy dude hanging around (the drama king). My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #23 April 6, 2006 QuoteCan I have all of the above? I'm with walt on this one... I can't just pick one... I want a fat old ugly drama queen. and I'm holding out until I find someone exactly like that... that or perhaps I'll just sleep in my car with Karma.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #24 April 6, 2006 Quote I'm with Rebecca. I'll take the old guy. He's older, wiser and won't create drama. I said old too b/c old doesn't always mean unattractive. BUT on the other hand he said imagine the EXTREME of all options. chances are you'd end up with a guy with the mid-coital shitsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flygurl 0 #25 April 6, 2006 QuoteI said old too b/c old doesn't always mean unattractive. BUT on the other hand he said imagine the EXTREME of all options. chances are you'd end up with a guy with the mid-coital shits Okay. I change my vote. E. None of the above________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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jeiber 0 #7 April 6, 2006 QuoteHi. You must be new here Now that you mention it... I guess guys put up with more on a DZ, simply because of the limited selection. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #8 April 6, 2006 I'm with Rebecca. I'll take the old guy. He's older, wiser and won't create drama. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #9 April 6, 2006 QuoteDrama queens tend to be hot... The fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap... I think that drama queens are the ones that nobody wants to put with. The problem is when they don't like something that happens and it involves you, You're in the middle of it all and sometime you don't know it. that sucks and is sometimes long term. Short term can be delt with becasue the truth comes out quicker and has less of an affect. Fat and Ugly ones stick to you like stink on shit when you show them any attention at all. and that could be very long term with drama. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 April 6, 2006 Ugly that's what paper bags were made forDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 April 6, 2006 Sorry but Psycho Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Edit to ad: Or should I say the More Psycho they are.. The better they are in bed.. I think it has to do with the multiple personalities.. Every time is like a Threesome or more!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 April 6, 2006 QuoteSorry but Psyco Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Could be, but you can't safely fall asleep afterward! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 April 6, 2006 Well then that all depends on the psycho. If she was like the psycho I had it is safe to sleep, because she went home afterwords. She was also a cutter, so she would only harm herself.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 April 6, 2006 QuoteSorry but Psycho Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Edit to ad: Or should I say the More Psycho they are.. The better they are in bed.. I think it has to do with the multiple personalities.. Every time is like a Threesome or more!! I was thinking it, leave it to J to speak it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #15 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteSorry but Psyco Chicks are the BEST in bed!! Could be, but you can't safely fall asleep afterward! Walt Just donkey punch the psycho bitch. She'll sleep like a baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #16 April 6, 2006 Careful not to do it too soft and wind up with an angry dragon... ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #17 April 6, 2006 QuoteCareful not to do it too soft and wind up with an angry dragon... that's only a problem if you are a limp-wristed pussy. In which case, someon will probably be donkey punching you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #18 April 6, 2006 QuoteThe fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap... But the fat/ugly women give the best blowjobs...Why, you ask? ...Because they Have to... [/ducks]Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #19 April 6, 2006 beauty is only a light switch away!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #20 April 6, 2006 I'd go with old as well... g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 April 6, 2006 Now he did say extream. I am thinking old is really old, possibly anchent. Eww grossDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 April 6, 2006 I'd go with old. I don't need any more drama, and if they were in it for me then they wouldn't be dramatic. Fat? Nothing too wrong with that. Women SHOULD be soft. Ugly? Considering the this is different from "fat" then I assume "butterface" is intended. also nothing wrong with that, so long as it is "accident of birth" type ugly, and not the ugly-to-the-core type. Older women are great: 1) They know what they're doing; 2) they're in touch with themselves; 3) they get just as much out of it as the guy; 4) they dont' want some clingy dude hanging around (the drama king). My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #23 April 6, 2006 QuoteCan I have all of the above? I'm with walt on this one... I can't just pick one... I want a fat old ugly drama queen. and I'm holding out until I find someone exactly like that... that or perhaps I'll just sleep in my car with Karma.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 April 6, 2006 Quote I'm with Rebecca. I'll take the old guy. He's older, wiser and won't create drama. I said old too b/c old doesn't always mean unattractive. BUT on the other hand he said imagine the EXTREME of all options. chances are you'd end up with a guy with the mid-coital shitsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #25 April 6, 2006 QuoteI said old too b/c old doesn't always mean unattractive. BUT on the other hand he said imagine the EXTREME of all options. chances are you'd end up with a guy with the mid-coital shits Okay. I change my vote. E. None of the above________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
