Ladies . . . can you do this?

[turtlespeed 212]

. . . if so - I love you.

ALOT!

Please tell me you can do this!

Probably NSFW - but DAMN!

Ya just gotta try it!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skybytch 259]

I don't understand why you'd want someone who could do that. After all, it takes more than three inches to even reach the uvula.

[Girlfalldown 0]

Oh my gawd! Does it pop when it gets into her stomach or does that balloon go all the way through her large and small intestines like that? Imagine that coming out!

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[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Hell yeah, I can get my hair to look like that!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[turtlespeed 212]

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I don't understand why you'd want someone who could do that. After all, it takes more than three inches to even reach the uvula.

Is that an insult?

Is that all you got - I know you protected my anonymity earlier - but this is just mean!

So I don't have all that some of the other guys have - you don't have to go telling EVERYONE.

Besides you said it would always be enough for you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Girlfalldown 0]

I guess from now on when someone refers to a small penis it can be called "turtle-dick" then huh?

Poor guy. We keep sending you those emails to help you with your little problem but you keep deleting them!

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[SkydiveStMarys 0]

I'd like to see how she would do if that was put up her ass..you think she could take the whole thing? You think she would still be smiling?

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[popsjumper 2]

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...After all, it takes more than three inches to even reach the uvula.

I see Turtle is well known in these parts...

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[TrophyHusband 0]

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I guess from now on when someone refers to a small penis it can be called "turtle-dick" then huh?

that term is aready taken to describe the phenomenon that happens when a man enters cold water.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[turtlespeed 212]

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I guess from now on when someone refers to a small penis it can be called "turtle-dick" then huh?

Poor guy. We keep sending you those emails to help you with your little problem but you keep deleting them!

I have them saved.

But the chick in Albuquerque tried to hit on me(Not So bad unless you like em three times your size and a better potential for facial hair), and the chick in Terre Haute said that she was still mad at you for leaving them (THEM????).

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Joellercoaster 6]

More to the point - do you know a guy who would find this useful?

If so... he probably has a custom RW suit

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"I'll tell you how all skydivers are judged, . They are judged by the laws of physics." - kkeenan

"You jump out, pull the string and either live or die. What's there to be good at?

[pincheck 0]

I suppose you would have to watch what you take a grip on

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[wildcard451 0]

Damn. Where can I find her?

[turtlespeed 212]

How come noone said yes?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[piisfish 136]

because none of them swallow balloons.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM