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Tom Cruise: I'll eat my baby's Placenta

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They had the baby today and I don't give a shit.

Chris

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Yay...does that mean that all the damn tv shows will FINALLY STFU about it????



I don't think so. I heard a rumor that Tom is going to eat the baby's first spit-up.[:/]

Chris



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This just in:

They had the baby today and I don't give a shit.

Chris

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Yay...does that mean that all the damn tv shows will FINALLY STFU about it????



I don't think so. I heard a rumor that Tom is going to eat the baby's first spit-up.[:/]

Chris



MMmmm, boy... now THERE'S some parent-child bonding for ya... B|:S:|
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Yes, the thought of eating the placenta is beyond gross and I can't imagine doing that.

However, in some countries (not sure where exactly) this is a regular practice, I believe they make a soup out of it (gross). The placenta is full of vitamins and nutrients (animals always eat their placentas). It is also interesting that post-partem depression is a non-issue in women that do this.

I do not have the specifics of where this takes place, so someone please feel free to help out.
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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It is also interesting that post-partem depression is a non-issue in women that do this.



Well then what the hell is that selfish bastard doing hogging all the after-birthy goodness for himself?

He should be shoveling it into Katie's mouth as soon as they remove the duct tape.

Ha! Take that Brooke Shields! Modern pharmacology be damned!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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It is also interesting that post-partem depression is a non-issue in women that do this.



That is because the brain can only handle SO MUCH crazy.

Either the PPD or the Placenta Sammich - but not both.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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***Well then what the hell is that selfish bastard doing hogging all the after-birthy goodness for himself?

He should be shoveling it into Katie's mouth as soon as they remove the duct tape.


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That is absolutely hilarious!...and a very good point too;)
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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I bet this guy would PAY to scarf that placenta. :|



So after we figure out what a cigasr is - can he not get arrested for something or another if ANYONE lights up one of those cigars? Ever. I think it's a class B Felony in Beverly Hills now to even think about lighting a smoke.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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:| Never mind the typo and CA smoking laws - did you look at him??

His hat says #1 FAN

His T-shirt says "YES SURI!"

His backpack and goofy smile say, "Have you seen my baseball?"



Man, it's too bad crazy ain't a commodity.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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:| Never mind the typo and CA smoking laws - did you look at him??

His hat says #1 FAN

His T-shirt says "YES SURI!"

His backpack and goofy smile say, "Have you seen my baseball?"



Man, it's too bad crazy ain't a commodity.



beans and franks! Beans and Franks!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And a bit of ironic news; Brooke Shields gave birth to her 2nd child today. Now if Tom Cruise really cares, he would give Brooke his baby's placenta.:|

Chris



Weirdest. Baby shower present. Ever.


:D:D:D:D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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