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On second thought,this poll is biased.You failed to mention cats,and assume everyone has a perverted dog.



You're right. Too late now---start your own kitty thread;)

While I will not give the details of my sex life, I will say it's always been quite satisfying. Last night I realized, however, it hasn't been quite as often or spur-of-the-moment as it used to be. It took no longer than two seconds to realize that started when we got the dog about 8 months ago. It's like having a child. Suddenly you're waiting for the dog to go to sleep or putting him outside to play for a while---both of which rule out the "spur-of-the-moment" sex which I mentioned earlier and that makes me >:(.

But, I love Fido (actually his name is Cruzer);)
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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What do I care if the dog watchs, sleeps in the corner, whatever...

as she wouldn't know sex from situps... and doesn't care one way or another... :P



. . . just because you don't . . . .>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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What do I care if the dog watchs, sleeps in the corner, whatever...

as she wouldn't know sex from situps... and doesn't care one way or another... :P



. . . just because you don't . . . .>:(



See response to Stitch... :S
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I'm a Ron White fan myself.

;)

I like drinkers:P



Ron White is Hilarious in the Rides Again Tour:D



We are going to see Ron White on June 3rd in Pearl River, MS at the Silver Star casino! I can not wait; I have never seen him live. I love both of his cd's as well as his blue collar stuff...

I wasn't a big fan of the whole blue collar thing, some of it was funny, but Ron White (to me) far outshined the rest...

Anyone that wants to go do a little gambling and see "Tater"... Let's Go!

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

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OK, first of all, virgins are banned from my poll:P

Secondly, YOUR dog might not know the difference, but MY dog loves to "pack". We call him our "packer" (NO pun intended, sickies!>:(:P). He's 50 lbs and MUST squeeze himself between us on the couch or wherever. He's nuts. And I love him.:)
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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You can hijack my threads anytime!;)

I will hijack, too---I completely agree. I don't care much for the other three (ESPECIALLY The Cable Guy--he's just too sick/hick for me).

Ron White is hilarious, though. I love comedians--we go every so often to see a good one. We saw Kathy Griffin not long ago---she's fabulous!

The first time I heard the Tater Salad joke I had tears in my eyes.

I also love his deer-hunting story. Yes, I know, I'm an animal luva but it's really funny. "Woooo, that's an elusive creature.":D
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I'd feel uncomfy for a dog to be in the room but as long as he's doing his own thing like sleeping or playing with something I probably wouldn't mind that much. The second his attention turned to us though it would be OUT!

Sometimes our cats are in the room and have hopped on the bed before but we throw them off. They're usually mad at us for a little while after and the girl gives me dirty looks. She thinks I'm stealing her man. :D

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:D

We never had much problems with the kitties. Once Zoe' jumped on the bed, too, though and we also pushed her off--which didn't work so eventually had to get up, put her out and shut the door. Then, saw her white paw reaching as far as she could under the door and couldn't help but laugh. Luckily we were about done by then:P
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:D

We never had much problems with the kitties. Once Zoe' jumped on the bed, too, though and we also pushed her off--which didn't work so eventually had to get up, put her out and shut the door. Then, saw her white paw reaching as far as she could under the door and couldn't help but laugh. Luckily we were about done by then:P



Cats are so damn curious! I had to kick my Bengal out of the room once, and that was it for the night. Little bugger didn't wanna leave:D

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Seriously, W.T.F. mate?

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