yamtx73 0 #51 June 18, 2006 QuoteBruce, if it wasn't for the wonders of the internet, what would you do??? http://ypng.infospace.com/info.xcite/yellow-pages/yblist.htm?&kcfg=ypus&fromform=qsearch&qhqn=dairy+queen&qn=dairy+queen&qc=fort+myers&qs=FL Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I was trying to get her to bring it to me... now I'll have to come up with a new plan... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #52 June 18, 2006 Slacker! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #53 June 18, 2006 A girl I was dating (for a very short period of time)once shared a meatball with her dog. I broke up with her shortly thereafter. They drink from toilet bowls!!!! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #54 June 18, 2006 I wasn't being a slacker... I was trying to get the young lady to get closer... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #55 June 18, 2006 Ok fine! Sicko!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #56 June 18, 2006 HEY!! I resemble that remark... or something like that anyway... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #57 June 18, 2006 I read somewhere that the two cant really be compared. The make up of dogs vs humans require differnet types of bacteria and enzymes and what not. What could be considered perfectly normal for a dog, could be a leathal blow to humans... With that said, I dont think that a little ice cream here and there is all that bad. I mean, my family has accidentally left a bowl of the stuff sitting in the living room to go answer the phone or what not, and by the time they got back the bowl was emptied. In small amounts, I dont think it could do that much damage. My grandfather fed his dog chicken gizards every day for breakfast and lunch, and dinner was whatever was left on his plate. That dog lived for 15 years and died of natural causes. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #58 June 18, 2006 "With that said, I dont think that a little ice cream here and there is all that bad." Thank you, thats what I'm sayin!!! I thought about it actually...I get a small cone w/sprinkles...maybe the amount equals between 1/4 to 1/2 a cup of soft serve...she "maybe" eats 6 to 8 licks...she really isn't getting all that much. Just enough to wet her whistle. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #59 June 18, 2006 QuoteA girl I was dating (for a very short period of time)once shared a meatball with her dog. I broke up with her shortly thereafter. They drink from toilet bowls!!!! Richards Or is it that you piss in water bowls? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #60 June 18, 2006 I hear you. My dogs eat anything they can get a hold of. We give them dog food, and we now cant even refer to the "Frosty Paws" ice cream as "I" because they have learned what that is. But they will still happily steal any food from us if it is left unattended for more than 5 minutes, and none of them have any related health issues. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #61 June 18, 2006 Funny enough, that is probably how they look at it! If dogs could talk, I could hear them yelling at us to go outside! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #62 June 18, 2006 Yeah...I have a doggie "cookie jar" that is made of glass...whenever they hear that rattle of the lid they come flying out from wherever they maybe. My one dog is as tall at the dinning room table (her head is eye level with the edge)...if anything is close to the edge, she will take it in a heart beat...many hot dogs, pork chops, butter dishes have been eating or licked clean when JoDee is on the prowl. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #63 June 18, 2006 QuoteYeah...I have a doggie "cookie jar" that is made of glass...whenever they hear that rattle of the lid they come flying out from wherever they maybe. My one dog is as tall at the dinning room table (her head is eye level with the edge)...if anything is close to the edge, she will take it in a heart beat...many hot dogs, pork chops, butter dishes have been eating or licked clean when JoDee is on the prowl. Bobbi did you ever teach her the command "Raus!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #64 June 18, 2006 No. My dog is not bilingual. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #65 June 18, 2006 "Raus!" ??? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #66 June 18, 2006 Quote"Raus!" ??? OUT!!! as in out of the room we are eating or as in stop and leave the area OUT as in let go of the mangled arm tha is why Raus is used as to not confuse the two commands Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #67 June 18, 2006 I'm not sure I want her to OUT!, maybe no, but not OUT! Besides when she does this..I don't see her do it...its when I turn around and the food is gone and she has a look on her face as if to say.."wasn''t me...I have no idea what happen to that pork chop!!" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #68 June 18, 2006 I can leave a cooked steak on a coffee table and Tyson will not touch it even if I leave it all night long. Beauty the mixed breed would steal candy from a baby... Damn Tyson has more self control than a skydiver! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #69 June 18, 2006 My littlest dog has alot of self control...she is the one that listens the best out of all four. But to say I could leave a steak on the coffee table all night long...nope...they are dogs...not saints! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #70 June 18, 2006 Oh hell no.. my dogs [all four of them] would steal that steak the second your not looking. I even think they work together on it. One will go into another room and cause a distraction, and as soon as you leave the room, they attack. My dogs have absolutely NO self control. They know what they want, and they get it! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #71 June 18, 2006 Hell yeah!! Tag team events happen daily at our house too!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #72 June 18, 2006 I let them lick the rest in the bowl when I'm through. But, for those of you on a diet, I'm planning to write a book (since if you'll try Adkins, you'll try anything) about how to eat half what you normally do and still be satisfied. I realized this eating a bowl of mixed nuts with my dog. I put as many in the bowl as I would normally eat then sat down to enjoy---my doggie wanted some too and he was so cute and he gave me "the face"-- so I'd eat one, then my doggie would get one, then I'd eat one, then my doggie would get one---until the bowl was gone. It felt like I had the whole bowl and I was left satisfied b/c my doggie was very pleased with mePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #73 June 18, 2006 A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #74 June 18, 2006 Nuts are really high fat!! Your dog's body can't handle those well. I know how happy it seems like you can make your dog by giving them table scraps.. but don't give them the high fat stuff. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #75 June 18, 2006 What about marshmellows? My dogs really love those! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
