ChasingBlueSky 0 #26 October 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteUnless you’re talking about anal sex witch knowing you GFD you might be. Just tell your partner to try some foreplay you won’t need any lubrication specially if he/she knows what to do. I’ll be glad to show you what I mean sometime. kind of like that face ( Darius needs to learn to fly head down) And don’t for get good old spit I'm sorry but do you not realize how much wind is in that tunnel? I don't care if the chick is dripping wet once the air hits it it'll be on the ceiling. It's pretty amazing some of the conversations you hear on here. Yup, we are soooo not normal._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 October 28, 2004 QuoteIt's pretty amazing some of the conversations you hear on here. Yup, we are soooo not normal. whatever dude.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #28 October 28, 2004 Motor oil? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 October 28, 2004 QuoteMotor oil? The French are way to kinky for me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #30 October 28, 2004 QuoteThe French are way to kinky for me. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #31 October 28, 2004 QuoteI think Crisco would probably work best. That's only for "lard" asses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #32 October 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think Crisco would probably work best. That's only for "lard" asses. Throw a bag of flour into the mix and you can find the wet spot then!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #33 October 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think Crisco would probably work best. That's only for "lard" asses. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #34 October 28, 2004 There are a lot of quality lubes that would work, but don't forget the guy will need a padded ball sack muff to keep the package from buffetting at those extreme velocities. Come to think about it put one of those muffs on the tunnel camera too as no other guys what to see a ball sack squirm around like a rabid prairie dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ne146t9 0 #35 October 28, 2004 I can't believe no one has volunteered to help out with the experiment with Girlfalldown, so I will volunteer... All in the name of testing the lubes,,, I mean science Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #36 October 28, 2004 She would be on her belly and arching so the out side might be dry but the inside . There is only one way to find out get naked I’ll be there in 5I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 October 28, 2004 QuoteI can't believe no one has volunteered to help out with the experiment with Girlfalldown, so I will volunteer... Been there, done that, got the rash to prove it... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ne146t9 0 #38 October 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI can't believe no one has volunteered to help out with the experiment with Girlfalldown, so I will volunteer... Been there, done that, got the rash to prove it... Now is that a good rash or a bad one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 October 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI can't believe no one has volunteered to help out with the experiment with Girlfalldown, so I will volunteer... Been there, done that, got the rash to prove it... Honey you passed out in the car so whatever rash you got wasn't from me! You were in Byron though. Feel the love for weeks after... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #40 October 28, 2004 Forget vaseline,forget any silicone based stuff,,,,,the best, longest lasting,easiest to get off is called " WET "..nother better,,and i've tried them all ;-) wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #41 October 28, 2004 QuoteForget vaseline,forget any silicone based stuff,,,,,the best, longest lasting,easiest to get off is called " WET "..nother better,,and i've tried them all ;-) wally Original or Platinum? Wet light wouldn't work very well in this case. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #42 October 28, 2004 After the laughter stopped, my cube neighbor asked "Uh are you okay over there?" Hilarious post dude.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #43 October 28, 2004 what the? someone hasn't gotten any in a long time, what with all these sex posts and all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #44 October 28, 2004 Well, I'm, uh..... yeah, uh......er..... no comment.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #45 October 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteUnless you’re talking about anal sex witch knowing you GFD you might be. Just tell your partner to try some foreplay you won’t need any lubrication specially if he/she knows what to do. I’ll be glad to show you what I mean sometime. kind of like that face ( Darius needs to learn to fly head down) And don’t for get good old spit I'm sorry but do you not realize how much wind is in that tunnel? I don't care if the chick is dripping wet once the air hits it it'll be on the ceiling. Not if you go at it head down Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #46 October 28, 2004 Olive Oil... Yum."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #47 October 28, 2004 QuoteOlive Oil... Yum. Funny you say that. My gynecologist suggest vegetable oil. True story. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #48 October 28, 2004 I would be so turned on about the idea of doing it "tunnel style" that I wouldnt need any lube... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #49 October 28, 2004 with all the turbulance I would suggest that you would need more grip rather than less - what about peanut butter? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #50 October 28, 2004 QuoteFunny you say that. My gynecologist suggest vegetable oil. True story See? I wasn't that far off with my motor oil suggestion! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites