skydemon2 0 #26 August 2, 2006 depends on how hot it is but its usually 3-5 days before you really really start stinking.......just so you know....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #27 August 2, 2006 Reminds me of along time ago, I got a club-sandwich from deli, eating at my workbench, tokk a big bite and someone left a toothpick in it and I almost choked on it..I called place to complain about the toothpick and they laughed and hung-up on me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #28 August 2, 2006 that was nice of them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 August 2, 2006 QuoteI have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! I have successfully used the Heimlich maneuver on a cat. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #30 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! I have successfully used the Heimlich maneuver on a cat. Walt he wasn't choking on your turds, was he? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #31 August 2, 2006 I've given the heimlich to my dad when everyone in my family was staring like a deer caught in headlights. I actually picked him up I was doing it so hard. Jeez, that sounded great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #32 August 2, 2006 Im there for you if you need any mouth to mouth....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 August 2, 2006 Quotehe wasn't choking on your turds, was he? No!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #34 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuotehe wasn't choking on your turds, was he? No!!!! Walt If he was, do you think BillVon would let you post a pic? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotehe wasn't choking on your turds, was he? No!!!! Walt If he was, do you think BillVon would let you post a pic? I think it's safe to say that my turd-posting days here are over. Kind of sad because dz.commers now look to me for turd wisdom. At Skydive Temple this past weekend I was asked my thoughts on an idea for a cable-access channel talk show--"Turd Talk". I wish I could have told him that I think the idea stinks, but it actually sounds like a great idea! "Tonight on Turd Talk, we'll be talking about adding life to your turds by eating foods that add a wonderful color and texture!" Hmmmmmm. Maybe not! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #36 August 2, 2006 Quote "Tonight on Turd Talk, we'll be talking about adding life to your turds by eating foods that add a wonderful color and texture!" Hmmmmmm. Maybe not! WaltBwahahahaha... Oh my God... that's just well.. eww... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #37 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehe wasn't choking on your turds, was he? No!!!! Walt If he was, do you think BillVon would let you post a pic? I think it's safe to say that my turd-posting days here are over. Kind of sad because dz.commers now look to me for turd wisdom. At Skydive Temple this past weekend I was asked my thoughts on an idea for a cable-access channel talk show--"Turd Talk". I wish I could have told him that I think the idea stinks, but it actually sounds like a great idea! "Tonight on Turd Talk, we'll be talking about adding life to your turds by eating foods that add a wonderful color and texture!" Hmmmmmm. Maybe not! Walt OMG, walt, you're one in a million! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #38 August 2, 2006 QuoteI have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! Think about it - if he'd done it and you'd interfered, you would have disrupted the space time continuum, which would have prevented you from getting back t0 1985 because they wouldn't have been around to go to the enchantment under the sea dance and fall in love, thereby preventing.... Oh, wait. Sorry. My bad. Glad your mom's ok._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #39 August 2, 2006 QuoteHmmmmmm. Maybe not! That sounds about right! Folks: get trained in basic 1st aid. Helping a chocking casualty and CPR are 2 skills that are worth their while.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #41 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteHmmmmmm. Maybe not! That sounds about right! Folks: get trained in basic 1st aid. Helping a chocking casualty and CPR are 2 skills that are worth their while. Yeah, you don't know how common it is for people to die from chock! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #42 August 2, 2006 Quote I had to do the Heimlich on one of my dogs the other night as he was choking on a baby carrot. that's a hard sell to your nieghbors when youre the one on all fours.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 August 2, 2006 Quoteit's kinda like swoop fuck accuracy. you game? Does the clock stop upon insertion or orgasm? Mine........or the sheep's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #44 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuote I had to do the Heimlich on one of my dogs the other night as he was choking on a baby carrot. that's a hard sell to your nieghbors when youre the one on all fours. I guess it is a good thing the lights were out and the neighbors could not see in. Seriously though my poor baby gave me quite a fright...so much for keeping him on a diet. But at 14lbs, I guess he does not need to be on one anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #45 August 2, 2006 You're a goofball! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #46 August 2, 2006 That's part of what makes me so damn cute. And cuddly! don't forget cuddly!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 August 2, 2006 Quote'Do I feel loquacious?' No...........I wiped really well last time I was in the bathroom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #48 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuote'Do I feel loquacious?' No...........I wiped really well last time I was in the bathroom. And you're gross! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #49 August 3, 2006 QuoteI guess it is a good thing the lights were out and the neighbors could not see in. Quote Seriously though my poor baby gave me quite a fright...so much for keeping him on a diet. But at 14lbs, I guess he does not need to be on one anyway.he must have had a ladder.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 August 3, 2006 QuoteAnd you're gross! Just giving my fans what they expect. Did you see my post on clarification of the rules for Micro's swooping event? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
